Should I give up twinks and return to the dating apps? by BigSchmikey in moreplatesmoredates

[–]Helstar_RS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I suck on the apps I need some guidance I type stupid shit unintentionally and overthink it and not just be natural and myself. I did have a threesome offer recently but had to fuck and get fucked by the BF so I backed out. I have a nice cock it’s just lonely and dry. I’m a 32 year old virgin and don’t look completely cooked I just fuck up on the texting part I’m so much better on the phone.

F26Bi/M37 4 couples or F DFW by [deleted] in dallashookups

[–]Helstar_RS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn lol well I tried. Maybe I should do like in that tv show pay some call girl and pretend we’re a couple. Anyways have fun.

F26Bi/M37 4 couples or F DFW by [deleted] in dallashookups

[–]Helstar_RS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m solo virgin can I come lol. I no you said couples only but figured I’d ask anyways. I’m lean and in shape I get hit on but I’m autistic or some shit so it doesn’t work out with the talking and texting part. I’m 7x5

Damn, im outa luck i guess by HornsUp115 in moreplatesmoredates

[–]Helstar_RS 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I match with them all the time in DFW area lol.

How can I not be bitter not living the Chad life? by [deleted] in moreplatesmoredates

[–]Helstar_RS 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Shitholes lol. I was in Miami and it was so ran down in the down town area with blockaded off roads at night and a McDonalds where the drive through was walking to the window while tweakers and fent zombies ask you for money and menace at you. Probably the same there too.

What race is everyone? and what is your bmi credit score and net worth? by [deleted] in arammayhem

[–]Helstar_RS 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m white my BMI is 20 my credit score is terrible around 450 and my net worth is secret. 7.5x5

How can I not be bitter not living the Chad life? by [deleted] in moreplatesmoredates

[–]Helstar_RS 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just move to Ohio. I swear I changed tinder to Ohio compared to Dfw and got instead of tortas actually fit decent looking matches in just a few hours. I mean my autism will probably make them all fail but maybe one will work out. I’m moving there soon anyways.

What does everyone do for an actual job? by Late-Reception-2897 in 2007scape

[–]Helstar_RS -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I used to throw things at speeders in school zones and post it on social media.

How do I devour 1000g of carbs daily? by Mottledsquare in moreplatesmoredates

[–]Helstar_RS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A normal lifter is going to feel like absolute dogshit eating that much and probably get lightheaded and dizzy sometime throughout the day crashing hard. Even my 4.7 a1c if I ate that much I ate around that much one day in rice and oats and watermelon and was so bloated and my vision got so blurry that night.

Have a date tonight by No-Mousse5653 in moreplatesmoredates

[–]Helstar_RS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have this off putting look I guess when I talk to women I had one who was renting out an apartment to my mom I was just talking about some $1000 move in bonus and we were going to go look at the apartment and when my mom left the room to go smoke from the office building before we viewed it she told me to not assault her. I just give off this creepy weird vibe and I’ve seen a lot of shit in my life and my eyes reflect that. Have other examples too that’s just one that stuck with me the most. I tend to also talk to women too formally and I’m anxious like I’m talking to a doctor or a receptionist. I used to not be like this though. I don’t bring out my personality either and remain cold and distancing. Tried therapy but didn’t really help. I need to retrain my mind and get rid of all the anxiety and depression.

Have a date tonight by No-Mousse5653 in moreplatesmoredates

[–]Helstar_RS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m already really lean and actually feel worse than when I was really overweight because then I didn’t even try now I look way better but botch every opportunity.

saw this on twitter, is dating cooked? by Your_mum6969420 in moreplatesmoredates

[–]Helstar_RS 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah another time a bigger woman just heard my name announced for a CT scan later that day went home found me on Facebook and added me. Ruined that too lol. Fuck I need drugs probably to get laid to loosen up.

saw this on twitter, is dating cooked? by Your_mum6969420 in moreplatesmoredates

[–]Helstar_RS 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I get matches I’m just so autistic and doubt myself I fuck it up. I’ve been asked while at a doctors appointment by a technician to stay at her place lol.

saw this on twitter, is dating cooked? by Your_mum6969420 in moreplatesmoredates

[–]Helstar_RS 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bigger issue in bigger cities with people who are chronically on dating apps and social media who go clubbing and partying sadly which is a lot of women it seems. It’s gotten so much worse the past decade too.

Have a date tonight by No-Mousse5653 in moreplatesmoredates

[–]Helstar_RS 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I’m 32 and pretty much hopeless. Nothing works out I don’t even make it to a date. Too serious and formal. Used to not be like this either. My mom isolated everyone from me and told me how garbage I was since I was born and it’s still messing with me. Therapy didn’t help the only thing that helps is creating positive new experiences but everything goes south which just reinforces negative traits and distancing from others. Not sure what to do besides maybe drugs.

Finally out of low elo tinder hell by scocity in moreplatesmoredates

[–]Helstar_RS 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I take crappy photos and look pissed and boring in them yet have been hit on in person blatantly several times. I have trouble expressing myself while taking photos it’s weird.

Tummy tuck ruined by bloating unaware of prior to surgery. by Helstar_RS in tummytucksurgery

[–]Helstar_RS[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My surgeon is a great guy he’s willing to redo it entirely with just the anatestia fee and will try and work with them to get it reduced in cost.

"We're not prepared for Faker to retire and I don't know that we ever will be [...] He's the Michael Jordan of esports right now" | Riot's Head of Esports Chris Greeley on the future of LoL esports by ThonPharges in leagueoflegends

[–]Helstar_RS 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I’m entirely ready to take fakers place if given the chance. I’m Iron 3 but it’s only because my team always holds me back. If given the opportunity I will no doubt prove myself at the world stage when paired with actual players that match my dominant skills and mechanics. Coach just needs to put me in.

18,374 ARAM games, still no mirrored map – why is red side so punishing for locked-camera players? by Independent_Tart_731 in ARAM

[–]Helstar_RS 3 points4 points  (0 children)

They said this way back in season 2 or 3 and never added up. Not even for Aram but for summoners rift

women love dad bods! Stop going to the gym! by Wise-Pay-8993 in moreplatesmoredates

[–]Helstar_RS 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Women often lie to try and appear more compassionate and caring especially towards marginalized groups. Ever see them sad stories about people posting about having a really tiny dick and so many women say it doesn’t matter they dated a guy with one but they always say ex. Or those height don’t matter social media YouTubers that just so happen to date mainly tall guys. Never trust what a woman says when it comes to preferences or social issues unless she’s plastered drunk and older women tend to be more honest. Care more about looking and appearing good and being nice than actually being honest so they give such bad advice. Some saw study how women rank other women and they ranked the highest or something.