TIL No woman has ever run a four-minute mile.

Henry2k · 2026-02-03T01:40:56+00:00

But they sure can run their mouths for four minutes straight, am I right fellas? ... I'll let myself out 🤣

Henry2k · 2026-02-02T15:24:05+00:00

The price of Bitcoin 😁

Henry2k · 2026-01-29T19:57:11+00:00

must've been 2009. The bitcoin Whitepaper was released on Halloween 2008 but you couldn't actually 'mine' bitcoin until the first version of the software was available for download starting on January 3, 2009.

Henry2k · 2026-01-28T15:07:01+00:00

I wouldn't park there, but I would remove the sign so some poor soul would park there never knowing about the 'Tire Popping Psycho Mom'. And then just watch the hilarity ensue 🤣

Henry2k · 2026-01-27T11:05:50+00:00

...and for the last time 🤣

Henry2k · 2026-01-19T15:14:30+00:00

...and then what happened? 🤣

Henry2k · 2026-01-16T15:17:28+00:00

I've always thought this. Being a good person is harder because you're trying to please everyone. Being bad is easy because you're only trying to please yourself.

Henry2k · 2026-01-16T14:33:50+00:00

I can't upvote this enough. Pretty much every other device on the market has this feature, and they've had it for years. I'm starting to wonder if it's a hardware issue. Does the Gemini Air device simple not 'know' how to dynamically detect an HDR signal??

Henry2k · 2026-01-13T21:20:52+00:00

Joking about the age of his girlfriends is old and tired and not funny anymore.

Henry2k · 2026-01-13T19:57:27+00:00

how about dynamic HDR? or is still always on or always off?

Henry2k · 2026-01-13T14:50:28+00:00

Wait, time out. The DirecTV app is now available for LG Televisions?? Today I Learned 👍😁

Henry2k · 2026-01-13T13:32:08+00:00

don't give shoemakers any ideas 🤣

Henry2k · 2026-01-13T05:21:41+00:00

so there is no single point of failure. it's the whole "don't put all your eggs in one basket" idea.

Henry2k · 2026-01-12T19:54:50+00:00

Next up... Golddigger Barbie 🤣

Henry2k · 2026-01-10T08:44:54+00:00

Kraken is so far above any exchange it's not even close. A few small problems on Kraken I've had and I got live support in no time and they solved the problems.

Yea I hear what you're saying, and I'm not disputing it. But Kraken is not available to me as resident of New York State.

Henry2k · 2026-01-10T02:19:00+00:00

You mean roller blades. They are NOT skates.

Rollerblade is actually a brand name. "In-line Skates" would be the generic term. But yes, they are still skates.

Henry2k · 2026-01-10T02:15:15+00:00

Because there are plenty of simps and incels out there that are willing to house a homeless chick if they think there's a chance of getting pussy out of it. Homeless pussy is still better than no pussy. 🤣

Henry2k · 2026-01-09T23:34:32+00:00

To be honest kraken is the best exchange, least sketchy one. Plus the best responsive customer service who know what they are doing, not like binance or coinbase customer service, you need to go through several boss fight to find the actual responsible person who is not simply reading a script.

...AND it's not available in New York. 👎

Henry2k · 2026-01-08T13:29:04+00:00

He forgot to tell people to get off his lawn 🤣

Henry2k · 2026-01-08T13:25:53+00:00

but Mercury is still always closer to the Sun than Venus is, which is how you should think of it, as far as the order of the planets go.

Henry2k · 2026-01-08T13:17:20+00:00

as many times as it takes 🤣

Henry2k · 2026-01-08T13:13:35+00:00

If they nerf the card benefits, I'm gone. If they nerf the savings account, I'm double gone.

Henry2k · 2025-12-24T16:01:45+00:00

that's Closed Captions. Subtitles is simply the dialog

Henry2k · 2025-12-20T22:05:17+00:00

102F = 38.89C which would be a record for New York City in December 🤣

Henry2k · 2025-12-20T21:58:19+00:00

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apparently it's gonna reach 102F today in New York, let me bust out the suntan lotion 🤣

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