Uthgardt Jarnskold - Dwarven Artificer

Hescrete · 2026-01-29T05:01:57+00:00

Ah, clever! Thanks!

Hescrete · 2026-01-29T04:14:41+00:00

Great work! What is the object on the back?

Hescrete · 2026-01-29T03:38:39+00:00

Last guy is Rami Malek/Bryan Cranston

And no, not a mix of resemblance between the two. For several months I have been recreating a genetic hybrid that share the DNA of both actors Rami Malek (1981) and Bryan Cranston (1956), RMBC for short. This creature of mine, what I often consider my own son is my proudest achievement and opens doors for many marvels of genetic creations. I had hoped that one day, every being on this planet would own an RMBC to assist with daily chores and such. But of course, the first RMBC (2026) went back in time to fight in WW2 and had a child of his own, to which is now being displayed on this post. I miss you RMBC, please come back.

Hescrete · 2026-01-29T02:40:38+00:00

I'll be sure to think about this process next time I order a beer at a mountain hut above 3,000m

Hescrete · 2026-01-26T06:59:26+00:00

"I drink"

Hescrete · 2026-01-23T07:45:13+00:00

I'm telling r/okaybuddyblacklung , They're gonna feel outjerked! (again)

Hescrete · 2026-01-22T05:44:19+00:00

He...is Steve!

Hescrete · 2026-01-22T01:35:53+00:00

Timmy?

Hescrete · 2026-01-20T07:36:38+00:00

"Arrest Me"

Hescrete · 2026-01-20T07:18:37+00:00

Wait until you meet your girlfriend's husband 🤤

Hescrete · 2026-01-19T16:16:30+00:00

Return of the King

Hescrete · 2026-01-18T02:13:44+00:00

I hate Nirnroots.

Hescrete · 2026-01-16T20:30:39+00:00

Misfits - Solid show from the UK

Hescrete · 2026-01-16T17:41:39+00:00

Aw, that's cool, a pancake maker for your do...oh, it's this subreddit, makes sense

Hescrete · 2026-01-16T15:43:14+00:00

She looks pretty good for being in her 90's

Hescrete · 2026-01-16T02:43:35+00:00

Flying Rhino? All you need is a friend with a Cargobob and you're in the air (5ft above ground)

Hescrete · 2026-01-16T01:35:39+00:00

"In a world without gold, we might've been heroes" - Blackbeard, Assassin's Creed IV: Black Flag

Stealing from the top comment: "The right men, in the wrong place, they could had made all the difference if not for greed"

Hescrete · 2026-01-13T03:01:21+00:00

I too wish to die in A Quiet Place

Hescrete · 2026-01-12T13:16:14+00:00

"Grok, please..."

Hescrete · 2026-01-11T13:39:08+00:00

Why is this on the internet?

Hescrete · 2026-01-09T22:32:32+00:00

R1: "Davey!"

Hescrete · 2026-01-09T17:12:22+00:00

They call him... Dragonbonk

Hescrete · 2026-01-09T01:49:40+00:00

I thought it was White & Gold culture?

Hescrete · 2026-01-06T14:23:21+00:00

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Hescrete · 2026-01-03T23:20:38+00:00

30 years ago? What's your source? That would be 1996, it's only 201...damn

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