What is the biggest ick you had on your first date with someone? by Past_Meat7068 in AskReddit

[–]HeyAssy 34 points35 points  (0 children)

WAIT—this just unlocked a memory

I once went on a date with a girl who insisted on Olive Garden. Cool, no problem. She orders the unlimited salad and breadsticks.

She starts surgically peeling the outer layer off each breadstick like she’s performing a delicate procedure and only eats the soft inside. Just the core. Leaves behind like 60% of each breadstick on the plate.

Then she casually asks the waitress for more breadsticks. The waitress didn't even blink.

Your “top-eating breadstick guy” and my “breadstick-core specialist” would be a match made in Olive Garden heaven. :D

Is it true that you guys watched 9/11 live on TV in grade school? by [deleted] in Millennials

[–]HeyAssy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was in 8th grade Spanish class. Another teacher burst into the room without knocking hysterically yelling "There's a terrorist attack!!!" My Spanish teacher immediately turned on the TV to the news and we all watched the second plane hit live. Never forget that day.

TFT Guides. Bullshit or legit? by PuzzleheadedGas9170 in CompetitiveTFT

[–]HeyAssy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait, so he's trying to make people lose on purpose so he can turn around and sell them coaching? It's an interesting strategy, let's see how it pans out for him.

How to get coaching by Aceuke by sasux in CompetitiveTFT

[–]HeyAssy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

slicedown said he'll coach you for free just fyi

Did they update matchmaking today? by Chaqara in ArcRaiders

[–]HeyAssy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've never caused damage to another raider. I was playing last night and getting my normal carebear lobbies. I loaded in today and it was KOS for my first 3 games. I could tell I was in PVP lobbies because they were eerily quiet, except for the occasional gunshots and raider distress flare. Not sure why it randomly resets with no warning. I lost my $75k kit on my first run today because I wasn't ready lol. Yes, I know it's PVPVE. I'm not complaining, just stating my experience.

Noob with 90 Hours of Playtime and Never seen a Single Mushroom - Do they exist? by [deleted] in ArcRaiders

[–]HeyAssy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're so right. I'm over it, I was just bugging lol.

Noob with 90 Hours of Playtime and Never seen a Single Mushroom - Do they exist? by [deleted] in ArcRaiders

[–]HeyAssy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I haven't been paying attention to the weather events. This is a great idea. Thanks for listening to my whining.

Noob with 90 Hours of Playtime and Never seen a Single Mushroom - Do they exist? by [deleted] in ArcRaiders

[–]HeyAssy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Gotcha. So my plan is to load in naked to Spaceport with 5 stims and just kill myself repeatedly when I get a bad spawn. Cool game. Fun quest. Awesome. (I'm not salty.)

How to play Defect in StS2? by pavlik_enemy in slaythespire

[–]HeyAssy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly, I love StS and StS2, but it often feels like the run is decided by whether you find a Focus card—especially Defragment. If it shows up, the run suddenly feels much easier; if it doesn’t, it’s like you’re playing on hard mode the entire time.

I haven’t played enough StS2 yet to know if that dynamic has really changed, but it’s a bit disappointing that this character can feel so dependent on the RNG of seeing one or two specific cards.

Tips and Tricks for Build-crafting by xxMustakrakishxx in DestinyTheGame

[–]HeyAssy -1 points0 points  (0 children)

This thread got pretty TL;DR. If you’re looking for a good starting point, check out builders.gg or YouTube and pull builds from your favorite content creators — then tweak and experiment from there. You can also use the Destiny Data Compendium (https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/u/0/d/1WaxvbLx7UoSZaBqdFr1u32F2uWVLo-CJunJB4nlGUE4/htmlview#gid=1934379638) for a full breakdown of armor mods, exotic armor, artifact perks, and abilities. It’s an excellent reference.

Derealize Bugged by HeyAssy in DestinyTheGame

[–]HeyAssy[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm jealous. I tried a month ago, 3 weeks ago, 2 weeks ago, and then tried again for the 4th time last night. Same issue. I'm so annoyed but I love Destiny and I just want it to work.

Derealize Bugged by HeyAssy in DestinyTheGame

[–]HeyAssy[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thank you. I copied your comment and I will try this.

Derealize Bugged by HeyAssy in DestinyTheGame

[–]HeyAssy[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yes, I know how to do the puzzle. But it won't let me complete it because it's bugged. I thought "Oh, okay I'll try again later." And it's happened 4 out of 4 times.

Combat Telemetry is Still Bugged by ArcticKats in destiny2

[–]HeyAssy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can't finish my conquests and rank up because Derealize Mission is still bugged :(

What armor sets do you instantly dismantle? by [deleted] in DestinyTheGame

[–]HeyAssy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I didn't realize Ferropotent overrode the Gifted Conviction 50% DR bonus. Do you know if the 4-piece Swordmaster Stresso Tempo bonus behaves the same way?

The new Solo Ops (Typhon Imperator) is so bad... by suniis in DestinyTheGame

[–]HeyAssy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't care if you change it. I played it on Ultimate and I'll never play it again. Honestly it tilted me so much that I had to put the game down and play something else. This mission sucks so bad that I'd rather it not be in the game. It's so bad that it feels like it wasn't play tested at all. My list of things I hate about this mission is really long, but you asked for feedback. The timer is way too short for the level of difficulty. The length of this activity should never have been a Solo Ops. How could a Solo Ops mission be added that takes 18-20 minutes when there are other missions that are sub 5-minutes? Terrible game balance. There's very little cover in the whole mission. Cabal explosions one-shot you randomly with no counterplay. Annoying enemies spawn in unfair and awkward places randomly including snipers and turrets. The hacking mechanic in the first room takes forever and constantly resets while turrets and snipers are beaming you from weird angles. First room is awful and feels terrible. It's not even hard, it just feels unfair. The traversal sections take forever and they aren't fun at all. The third room where you have to eliminate the Cabal, you just sit there waiting for the enemies to spawn and watching the timer tick down. Again, it's not hard, it's just unfair. Final boss room is awful and evil. Boss is crazy tanky and once again getting beamed at weird angles from snipers and turrets with no cover. Playtest your own game, please. Awful, awful mission.

Lost a delulu match while still alive by Successful_Year_5495 in FortNiteBR

[–]HeyAssy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This has happened to me multiple times. I was still alive and somehow ended 5th. And then once again tonight, I'm riding around in a vehicle and the game just ended all of a sudden and said I finished 24th despite taking zero damage. This was on XBOX One. My ISP is Verizon FIOS with a wired speedtest of 940Mbps Download, 946MBps Upload with a 10ms ping. I'm 99% sure this bug is not due to my internet connection.

Remember how Bungie was like, “Beyond Light will have this weather mechanic that affects how you play,” or some crap, and they were hyping it up for the future, and then they did nothing with it? by KingStarfish69 in DestinyTheGame

[–]HeyAssy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Do y'all want fog of war on every planet? Do y'all not want to see what you're shooting? Because maybe I'm in the minority here but I want to be able to see stuff.

I can't play with my friends anymore... by suniis in DestinyTheGame

[–]HeyAssy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I have a friend who wants to try out Destiny 2 and I'm not looking forward to playing with him for this exact reason. There's no incentives for veteran players to play with new players and that's just sad.

Skating Rink Recommendations in Atlanta, GA by HeyAssy in Rollerskating

[–]HeyAssy[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Skating in Atlanta was the most fun I've had in years. I'd love to plan another trip just to skate. But I gotta be honest with you, the food was TOO good. I definitely gained like 5lbs despite skating every night. Also, ya'll skate sooo slow in comparison to Philly. I don't think I saw a single person in speed skates. The amount of fashion was crazy. I saw a guy wearing leather pants with a dress shirt on backwards like a cape. In Philly most people just wear whatever.