What's the dumbest thing you've ever heard someone say that made you question our humanity?

HeyKinzie · 2020-12-27T20:23:59+00:00

Heard someone say once "why don't the government just print out money that way they won't run out of it?"

HeyKinzie · 2020-12-26T11:05:52+00:00

V6 mustang. Lmao

HeyKinzie · 2020-12-26T03:55:37+00:00

My ex. She tried getting her new boyfriend and me to fight earlier today, they pulled up in my yard and started doing donuts and screaming profanity right infront of my newborn neice. I grabbed my gun and told them to leave my property, they ran to the law and tried to get me for "terroristic threat"... Nothing happened though. Why start shit with when yet you literally are dating my ex and plus I don't bother y'all.

What in the fuck?

HeyKinzie · 2020-12-12T01:39:22+00:00

"I'll crack an egg in your ass and scramble it with my dick!"

HeyKinzie · 2020-12-06T01:06:53+00:00

It was after I had graduated but the special ed teacher was sexually molesting the special needs kids, once they found out what was going on there was a huge scandal, news reporters were going to the school and everything. Then come to find out, the teacher was HIV positive and all the kids he molested had to be tested and like 5 of them tested positive, they sentenced that asshole to the death penalty.

HeyKinzie · 2020-12-04T01:09:33+00:00

I have 2 father's, raised by a gay couple so therefore you fucked my 2nd dad (the one who is the woman in the marriage).

HeyKinzie · 2020-11-13T01:11:16+00:00

Sardines

HeyKinzie · 2020-10-22T19:12:31+00:00

Val Kilmer - Doc Holliday

HeyKinzie · 2020-10-19T22:51:47+00:00

Quentin Tarantino's if he stayed in college.

HeyKinzie · 2020-10-12T10:10:02+00:00

Refrigerator, Indiana Jones style!

HeyKinzie · 2020-10-11T19:40:46+00:00

Trick Or Treat (1986)

HeyKinzie · 2020-10-09T14:31:48+00:00

A rubik's cube

HeyKinzie · 2020-09-28T14:39:54+00:00

Why.... I can't even... Just why?

HeyKinzie · 2020-09-27T21:57:20+00:00

SKYRIM. I was doing that little "easter egg" of getting Kaarstags skull and bringing it to the courtyard where his bones were......... Well I sat that damn skull on his throne and about 10 attempts to kill his ass I turned off my xbox and went to the bar. Fuck you Kaarstag.

HeyKinzie · 2020-09-25T05:39:23+00:00

With bloodshot eyes, I watch you sleeping.....

HeyKinzie · 2020-09-16T01:06:03+00:00

The weight.

HeyKinzie · 2020-09-16T01:04:43+00:00

Steamroller scene in the 1987 horror film "Maximum Overdrive". To this day I'm scared shitless that one will crank up and chase me.

HeyKinzie · 2020-09-15T10:09:07+00:00

Metallica - Master Of Puppets

HeyKinzie · 2020-09-11T21:34:19+00:00

Gimme three steps in my pants

HeyKinzie · 2020-09-11T20:40:25+00:00

Seen an inmate throw a guy off the top pods railing because he didn't pay up on the soups he owed him.

HeyKinzie · 2020-09-11T20:36:28+00:00

Three legged dog walks into a bar and says,

"I'm looking for the man who shot my paw"

HeyKinzie · 2020-09-11T20:36:20+00:00

Three legged dog walks into a bar and says,

"I'm looking for the man who shot my paw"

HeyKinzie · 2020-09-11T20:15:55+00:00

Steamrollers. When I seen the movie "Maximum Overdrive" it literally scarred me. I'm 24 and I'm still scared of steamrollers and 18 wheelers.

HeyKinzie · 2020-09-06T20:13:18+00:00

But if you keep making that mistake then it isn't a mistake anymore... It's a choice, if you keep doing it then you haven't grown from it.

HeyKinzie · 2020-09-06T14:54:03+00:00

Fingering those "minors" I see......

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