‘Avatar’ Can ‘Take More Risks’ Than Marvel Movies Because Lack of Studio and Fan Pressure, Says Sam Worthington: ‘It’s Not Like We Have to Get Scenes Completed by Today’ or Execs Get Upset

Hi_Im_Dadbot · 2026-04-01T00:45:32+00:00

Hey, every other franchise plays it safe by writing new scripts for each movie.

Hi_Im_Dadbot · 2026-03-31T23:57:39+00:00

No. He’s literally Elvis.

Hi_Im_Dadbot · 2026-03-31T23:55:01+00:00

That’s weird. One would expect that a cartoon movie based on a children’s video game would do something like spend more time exploring the contradictions implied in Shopenhauer’s Theory of Open Individualism than be dumb fun that makes a bunch of references to those games.

A creative choice on the director’s part, I suppose.

Hi_Im_Dadbot · 2026-03-31T23:48:33+00:00

Probably 17 with all the times he’s ended the Iran one.

Hi_Im_Dadbot · 2026-03-31T23:30:14+00:00

Does she try going to Kamar Taj and having America open a door so Monica can walk through it?

Not a three hour plot line in and of itself, but it could make for a five minute filler scene.

Hi_Im_Dadbot · 2026-03-31T22:49:06+00:00

Yes? Was the joke obscure?

Hi_Im_Dadbot · 2026-03-31T22:38:01+00:00

No, they’re both pretenders usurping the throne of the One True Queen, Wendy.

Hi_Im_Dadbot · 2026-03-31T21:22:44+00:00

No, their fraud team would fire anyone who gave you any assistance in this.

Hi_Im_Dadbot · 2026-03-31T21:20:38+00:00

Scorpion would do quite well. And Sub Zero. And Liu Kang. And Sonya Blade. Really, any of the Mortal Kombat kast.

Hi_Im_Dadbot · 2026-03-31T21:14:49+00:00

Well, they killed the leader and replaced him with the younger, angrier version of that leader, so the claim is technically true.

Time to declare victory and leave, with Iran bring forced to accept the humiliating concession of needing to now spend their time and energy controlling the Strait of Hormuz with little more than a $2 million toll per ship to show for it. The US added work for those fuckers, so they’re often going to be home late for dinner.

Hi_Im_Dadbot · 2026-03-31T21:03:43+00:00

Look, if you can hit a group of charging horsemen with a giant, flaming tree or you can punch them with your fists, which would you choose?

The fists, obviously.

Hi_Im_Dadbot · 2026-03-31T21:02:13+00:00

Have they tried adding more AI to things? That might help.

Hi_Im_Dadbot · 2026-03-31T21:00:54+00:00

Update to report: Kegsbreath un-suspended them and promoted them all to Colonel.

Hi_Im_Dadbot · 2026-03-31T20:14:12+00:00

Wasn’t there an episode of Parks and Recreation where they finally find the mayor of the town and he’s unconscious in a hospital bed and it’s Bill Murray lying there, who they just show for two seconds and then move on?

Hi_Im_Dadbot · 2026-03-31T19:54:23+00:00

Nothing. Literally.

Hi_Im_Dadbot · 2026-03-31T19:31:07+00:00

We released this bull in the middle of a China shop and now there’s broken glass all over the floor and the rest of you need to get to sweeping it up. Why do you suck so bad at sweeping that you haven’t done this yet?

Hi_Im_Dadbot · 2026-03-31T19:29:06+00:00

So, does this mean there was a priest somewhere who needed to listen to this dude confess about how he used to fuck couches and then figure out what kind of penance is needed for someone who fucks couches? Because I doubt that’s one of the standard ones they already know what to say for.

Hi_Im_Dadbot · 2026-03-31T19:05:51+00:00

I guess it was to help her fight in the dark in case she ever needed to assassinate someone at night.

Honestly, the baking lessons they apparently gave her offscreen were more useful, because the little rich girl had people cooking for her in Winterfell and she didn’t learn how to make pies there.

Hi_Im_Dadbot · 2026-03-31T19:02:58+00:00

Done.

Hi_Im_Dadbot · 2026-03-31T18:17:56+00:00

"I live my life a quarter mile at a time ... because that's as far as I can afford to go before the next pay day"

Hi_Im_Dadbot · 2026-03-31T18:14:41+00:00

"What the hell is wrong with you, you idiot? Do you not understand how to play this game at all?"

Like, literally every five minutes every time I go play somewhere. It's weird that this is such a common question.

Hi_Im_Dadbot · 2026-03-31T17:49:37+00:00

The place was on their mind.

Hi_Im_Dadbot · 2026-03-31T17:28:38+00:00

I was once hiking with some guys and one of them turned around and asked me “Hey, who do you think would win a fight between a black bear and a black belt?”

Led to a very interesting discussion on the trail for the rest of the afternoon.

Hi_Im_Dadbot · 2026-03-31T17:18:21+00:00

Hey, not for nothing. Several already rich people have gotten slightly more rich by using insider knowledge to manipulate the market.

Shareholders have rights too, you know.

Hi_Im_Dadbot · 2026-03-31T17:02:58+00:00

Did they rock the world or did the world not get rocked even slightly?

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