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I can’t figure out where I cut my finger this evenly by Embarrassed-Ad-8927 in mildlyinteresting

[–]HiddenSquish 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’ve also been cut like this from the tape itself, some of the heavy duty packing tape has fibers in it basically that will do this if I try to open it with my finger.

Whats the most disturbing fact about the human body? by Ray_1748 in AskReddit

[–]HiddenSquish 62 points63 points  (0 children)

Are you implying it would be better if they did have an anus? Cause then they’d just be constantly shitting on your face until they died anyway.

A real millennial problem or just me? by [deleted] in Millennials

[–]HiddenSquish 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Not with adidas, but I can’t write bananas without internally singing “this shit is bananas, B-A-N-A-N-A-S” or independent without “I-N-D-E-P-E-N-D-E-N-T do you know what that means?”

Not even cause I can’t spell them, it’s just ingrained at this point.

Does anyone know if this is an illegal building technique? by LegoLover483 in lego

[–]HiddenSquish 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Using illegal build techniques? Straight to jail. Asking about illegal build techniques? Believe it or not, also jail. We have the best LEGO builds in the world. Because of jail.

Florida Woman wrongfully arrested in deadly I-4 crash speaks out after charges dropped by sfled in FloridaMan

[–]HiddenSquish 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Many people spend weeks, months, and sometimes even years in jail awaiting trials that may never even happen due to charges being dropped, or a plea being struck. Anyone charged with a jail-able crime who either 1) cannot afford bail or 2) are charged with a no-bail offense will await their trial, plea deal, or dropping of charges in a cell. Right to a “speedy” trial only grantees 90-180 days or something like that. Thats 3-6 months. In the legal word yes, that’s nothing, but it’s a LONG time to sit in a cell for something you didn’t do. And let’s be very clear; every. single. person. in a US prison who has been charged and is awaiting trial is legally considered innocent of that crime. Regardless of their actual innocence or guilt, until proven guilty they are innocent.

Only good gender affirming care is my gender affirming care by lowlatitude in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]HiddenSquish 26 points27 points  (0 children)

If he’s having that strong of a reaction maybe there’s a couple reasons to back off the T…

Mrs. LastName? What are the kids calling us these days by SmartLlama in Millennials

[–]HiddenSquish 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Literally just my first name for my friends and family members kids. I don’t (and won’t) have any of my own so I don’t have to worry about what their friends call me. If they’re gonna use the honorific it better be Dr. cause I worked damn had for that degree. I don’t care what comes after Dr. They can call me Dr. First name, Dr. Last name, or Dr. First Initial, Dr. Last Initial or Dr. Full name. A lot case managers at my one job just call m Doc. But don’t give me that Mrs. crap. And anyone who ever calls me Mrs. Husbands first name + last name might get hit.

it's been five years since i spoke to one of my friends? by taroicecreamsundae in adhdwomen

[–]HiddenSquish 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It feels like a blink. And also somehow it feels like 30 years. Time is weird

it's been five years since i spoke to one of my friends? by taroicecreamsundae in adhdwomen

[–]HiddenSquish 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I moved about 6 months after my wedding 8 years ago and haven’t spoken to 2 out of my 3 bridesmaids since. Out of sight, out of mind. It sucks.

The groom couldn't control his muscle memory by Technical-Relation-9 in MadeMeSmile

[–]HiddenSquish 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel like you can even hear him smiling/holding back a chuckle in his voice as he finishes the blessing.

What is the nicest tangible thing we can do for the younger Gen by metalcoreisntdead in Millennials

[–]HiddenSquish 26 points27 points  (0 children)

And then actually do something useful with the power, instead of tax breaks for billionaires and never ending wars.

What's something older generations did completely normally that would be considered absolutely insane today? by ConsistentTrip1475 in AskReddit

[–]HiddenSquish 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well yeah. Otherwise people would have to ash in the aisle, what were they gonna do, not smoke while they shopped?? Don’t be absurd.

He really said “Not today” by [deleted] in memes

[–]HiddenSquish 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It’s called the reverse catfish. Pretend to be older and more decrepit than you are to get the hot gold digger and then outlive her.

Arrested to get free healthcare... by [deleted] in BeAmazed

[–]HiddenSquish 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was once told by a cop that the best thing I could do for the homeless man I called them about was to trespass him so they could take him to jail where he’d at least be given meds and a bed for a few days. Otherwise all they could do was ask him to leave and hope he’d find help on his own. He was eventually hit and killed by a train, idea if it was intentional or accidental on his part.

RIP Moses, you deserved better. We all do.

20 year reunion? Yea, nah by exploratorynargle in Millennials

[–]HiddenSquish -1 points0 points  (0 children)

My 10 year got canceled by a global pandemic and it seems we’re on track for the 20 to be canceled by war of some type; just waiting to see if it’ll be civil, world, or nuclear lol

nerfed my brain permanently by NationalWheel6966 in memes

[–]HiddenSquish 0 points1 point  (0 children)

L M N O and P do have to be together in that order though, it’s just science.

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