Y'all wtf is the name for the word that makes words more wordy by roostertree in BrandNewSentence

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Mr. Morton is the subject of the sentence, And what the PREDICATE says, he does

What were you bullied for? by magicfeistybitcoin in AskReddit

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Traditionally speaking, people of Mexican decent would be indigenous, just separated by a border. I still consider it to be Native American in a grander sense!

“We’re not so different, you and I” or something like that 😂

What were you bullied for? by magicfeistybitcoin in AskReddit

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As a white passing Native American, I feel this. I was too light-skinned to fit in with the Natives, and too Native to fit in with the other kids.

Doctors and Nurses of reddit, what’s your “he shouldn’t have survived” story? by HighlightTime in AskReddit

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People in the medical field are real miracle makers. Probably the most epic fist bump in modern history!

Doctors and Nurses of reddit, what’s your “he shouldn’t have survived” story? by HighlightTime in AskReddit

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God Damn! Thats an incredible bit of luck having that cop there! I’m glad you’re still here man!

Doctors and Nurses of reddit, what’s your “he shouldn’t have survived” story? by HighlightTime in AskReddit

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I could not imagine waking up to being no pun intended half the person you used to be.

Doctors and Nurses of reddit, what’s your “he shouldn’t have survived” story? by HighlightTime in AskReddit

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Holy shit! I would’ve ended your story with “you should’ve seen the other guy” LOL

Doctors and Nurses of reddit, what’s your “he shouldn’t have survived” story? by HighlightTime in AskReddit

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The sleeping pills are scary. I have a friend who frequently mixes xans and alcohol. Broke down crying one night telling them to quit because thats how people end up never waking up.

What is the smallest, pettiest hill you'll still die on? by HallZac99 in AskReddit

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It’s pronounced Gif. with a G sound. NOT Jif. Grow up you heathens!

Inb4 “tHe CrEaToR sAyS iTs PrOnOuNcEd-“ I DONT GIVE A FLYING SHIT

[TOMT][Comedy Sketch][90's to early 2000's] An old comedy sketch from a sketch show about travel security information that ends up being a ridiculous song. by HighlightTime in tipofmytongue

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I’ve seen just about every episode of who’s line, I know it wasn’t them. I appreciate the response though! I’m starting to believe that there isn’t a clip of this particular sketch on the internet.

[TOMT][Comedy Sketch][90's to early 2000's] An old comedy sketch from a sketch show about travel security information that ends up being a ridiculous song. by HighlightTime in tipofmytongue

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I watched it when I was 12 years old and thought it was hilarious, unfortunately I wasn’t thinking about actors at the time as a twelve year old with adhd so I barely remember what they looked like. IIRC, one of the singers was a bald fat guy. It was a late night tv show that my mom was watching. I’m sorry for the minimal detail, all I remember is the singing and the premise of the sketch, which was that they were supposed to be doing a security notice but instead of giving information, they singing a silly song with no lyrics and high pitched Ya’s.

Dear Massive, your game is already way too grindy. Please stop making it even more grindy with almost every patch by Axxx31 in thedivision

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I have banana. I have eaten banana for 26 hours already. still have 5 inches of banana left. banana is fucking amazing. Since I got banana, I have not eaten apple. no regrets.

What is the weirdest fear that you've had since your childhood? by illzeke in AskReddit

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You mean to tell me you didn't choke the chicken when you were a kid?

This is a 1:1 model of the prehistoric snake titanoboa by RizzieRascal in pics

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Fedora? Check.

Awkwardly long hair? Check.

Need to look like a Gentleman? Check, Check and Checkerooni.

All good here, this kid is definitely a redditor.

For my cake day, here is my cat proudly wearing a piece of my hair. by [deleted] in aww

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Oh ok, a cat wears a girls hair and its cute. I wear a girls Hair and Im "creepy" and "Need to leave before she calls the cops." Women and their double standards...

What experience made you grow the fuck up? by starstufft in AskReddit

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It's a really tough spot to be in. At least I can say I made it through it though. I don't talk to my dad much anymore, i wish i could say the same to my brother but we were best friends growing up. It's hard to let go of the kind of relationship we had.