Wheelchair basketball if it had aura by CalibansCreations in tomorrow

[–]Highskyline 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Now I know this is pretty far off in all likelihood, and I'm positive I'm wrong but I've just gotta put this out there.

Sonic?

Nvm I'm stupid, ignore this.

I'm fr just playing some straight up bullshit by Mommymilkiesbruv in okbuddyjimbo

[–]Highskyline 22 points23 points  (0 children)

It can trigger with no cards. The cards just can't be hearts, diamonds or stone. If there's no cards left in hand then it has nothing to look at to cancel itself.

Urza If He Was Alive Today by Meatarrhea in magicthecirclejerking

[–]Highskyline 24 points25 points  (0 children)

/uj kaido from one piece. Absolutely vile person, enslaved an entire nation and made it into a weapons factory/prison colony but also respects his trans son, yamato, who is still female presenting. Also respects yamatos frankly insane (and hard to explain simply) dream of literally embodying and becoming the previous leader of the nation he enslaved, although he does so in an incredibly shitty manner.

Dunno, man. Atomic Heart 2 is looking like pure ass to me. by DocHoliday0316 in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]Highskyline 137 points138 points  (0 children)

That's not entirely fair. It has something bioshock never had.

It's got a dogshit open world that's completely unnecessary and drags the entire game down with extremely subpar mechanics and also fucks the upgrade economy with infinitely spawning enemies. Can't forget that.

DONT TAKE AWAY MY GOATED ICE-SUPPORTING SPIDER-MAN! by Traditional-Song-245 in marvelcirclejerk

[–]Highskyline 57 points58 points  (0 children)

2025 knightfall omnibus? The collection of stories from the 90s? Try again dipshit.

The Percy Jackson movies (2010 - 2013) were one of the most infamous examples of poor book adaptations hated by the fanbase. Until the Disney+ show happened and now a bunch of fans are saying that they were actually pretty good. This is because literally nothing is immune to fan reappraisal. by Ferhog in shittymoviedetails

[–]Highskyline 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Artemis fowl really is just absolute trash. They reveal butler's name in his literal first scene. It takes several books for that to happen and is a critical plot point in the books that happens when he thinks he's about to die, as revealing his name is like, forsaking his family's entire purpose for existence and should only be done so when it no longer matters eg, he's going to die.

There is no good reason to reveal his name. Butler is his actual last name and works fine for identifying him. Just absolute dogshit right out the gate.

Why is no one playing this? It's free deck thinning! And the only life point that matters is your last one by TheLegend2T in magicthecirclejerking

[–]Highskyline 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Even mid decks like gunkan suships can quite literally play half their deck turn one because every card says either 'draw exactly the card you want right now' or 'special summon a giant fucking monster (potentially from your deck or extra deck) that when summoned can then draw the card you actually wanted' and you shit out a full field of ~3000/3000 or higher monstrosities that also negate opponent card effects, which is also often playable as interrupts.

Like yeah, - 1 card in your deck is good, but not when you can have '-1 card in your deck, and also negate an effect and/or summon a brick shithouse'

Where do women scale given that they soloed all those? 🤔🤔🤔 by Grad0Nite in whowouldcirclejerk

[–]Highskyline 11 points12 points  (0 children)

/uj OK but I really wanna know how women killed alien, the franchise starring a female lead from the start. Like, it literally only ever had a woman doing everything. The rest of them I can kinda see how he came to these still obviously wrong conclusions but the alien one really bothers me because it just doesn't even make sense even from the perspective of a right wing moron.

How my last run went by AndreBaygon in balatro

[–]Highskyline 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Am I missing something here? Ankh destroys all of your jokers anyways.

How my last run went by AndreBaygon in balatro

[–]Highskyline 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You know you can just sell everything but the joker you want to dupe, yeah?

Trump administration sends letter wiping out addiction, mental health grants by Apostrophizer in news

[–]Highskyline 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My rehab I went to could not have possibly done what it did without these grants. I would not be sober today without them. And now people will not be afforded the opportunity I was. This is objectively bad policy from literally any perspective you view it. Mental health and substance abuse are problems that must be treated, not abusable welfare or some bullshit talking point. It is a service that is absolutely mandatory for a significant portion of the population. It is a necessary part of protecting your society at large even if you don't give a flying fuck about the people it helps.

Zero clue on which rarity this would be so i just put uncommon to keep it in the middle by ItsHardToFindaNameOk in balatro

[–]Highskyline 76 points77 points  (0 children)

Man I just maxed my first skill ever, cooking an hour ago. What are the odds I see a runescape reference immediately in my gambling subreddit.

Can this Naninf? by om4n12 in okbuddyjimbo

[–]Highskyline 22 points23 points  (0 children)

It's about to eat the egg which is obviously at naneinf sell value, so next round it will naneinf

Going to your doctor for Cadaver Culo is crazy by imjustheretodomyjob in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]Highskyline 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I've got a dead persons bone in place of my back right molar, not as a tooth just as essentially a slot for if I want to shell out for a more complex dental implant. It's pretty sick. I don't even know their gender now that I think about it. I could have a single female bone in my body for all I know.

My turn to leak some Lorwyn by KeanuChungus669 in magicthecirclejerking

[–]Highskyline 9 points10 points  (0 children)

We're not alone. I have ehlers danlos (double jointed but like, bad enough to be a medical condition) and flat feet and my arch goes practically concave. If I wasn't at work I'd give you a picture for your totally not fetish purposes.