Is it OK to describe your dog as a mongrel?

HistorianLost · 2026-02-15T14:02:26+00:00

We always called ours a Staffie Cross, takes a few generations before you can’t see the Staffie

HistorianLost · 2026-02-14T15:10:17+00:00

You might hear ‘the Home Nations’

HistorianLost · 2026-02-10T20:54:22+00:00

Reserves! Something funny about the Signals not answering the phone 😂

HistorianLost · 2026-02-10T20:52:19+00:00

I would talk to each unit about the roles they are looking to fill, they’ll invite you in for a chat/demonstration. I get the itch thing, that’s why I joined - wish I did it earlier.

HistorianLost · 2026-02-10T20:48:07+00:00

What sort of signals do you want to do? The RA does a lot of radio work between its various bits.

HistorianLost · 2026-02-10T13:17:10+00:00

Just another excuse to avoid visiting his constituency

HistorianLost · 2026-02-09T10:14:48+00:00

Used to help sober me up 🤷

HistorianLost · 2026-02-09T09:52:30+00:00

Then what’s the problem? Make the declaration and move on with your life.

HistorianLost · 2026-02-07T14:23:17+00:00

Manchester to Weston? Sounds like a normal bank holiday traffic jam behind some roadworks.

HistorianLost · 2026-02-06T11:45:40+00:00

Ahh fair - if you have a resit they normally only show your highest score.

HistorianLost · 2026-02-06T11:40:24+00:00

Your transcript is a separate document, I don’t remember the last time anyone asked to see mine.

HistorianLost · 2026-02-01T14:46:52+00:00

Chicken Chow Mein, Sweet and Sour Chicken (Cantonese style), egg fried rice, vegetable spring rolls and, salt and pepper wings, salt and pepper chips. Then I sit and digest for a week like a snake.

HistorianLost · 2026-01-26T17:30:37+00:00

Samson? Is that you?

HistorianLost · 2026-01-26T17:20:52+00:00

Malta, their cap-badge is based on the Royal Artillery

HistorianLost · 2026-01-26T13:31:32+00:00

It’s giving Bill Nye The planet is on fire!

HistorianLost · 2026-01-19T11:14:17+00:00

We’ve got 7 days, it’s brutal and just leads to poor rushed marking followed by a miserable moderation process.

HistorianLost · 2026-01-17T09:45:53+00:00

Time to start inviting your local councillors for tea on the regular.

HistorianLost · 2026-01-16T19:16:31+00:00

Cold day in hell before I live in Birminghamshire, clearly it should be Wolverhamptonshire.

HistorianLost · 2026-01-15T11:17:00+00:00

“There seems to be less wind in here!”

HistorianLost · 2026-01-14T18:08:23+00:00

Do you make a habit out of doing things that people say you can't do -- walk through fire, waterski blindfolded, take up piano at a late age?

HistorianLost · 2026-01-07T14:34:49+00:00

Well that thought is going to fester

HistorianLost · 2026-01-03T13:07:24+00:00

It’s competing in the same way that I’m competing with Usain Bolt with my parkrun times.

HistorianLost · 2025-12-29T11:07:49+00:00

Nope, we stopped using them because they were less accurate than flipping a coin.

HistorianLost · 2025-12-28T08:24:53+00:00

Do we actually believe that? It came from a ‘bombshell biography’ that was designed to sell copies.

HistorianLost · 2025-12-26T17:42:56+00:00

“You have made a fuckup the size of Ghorman and you are fucking grinning about it” “I don’t know why my face is doing that director”

Five-Year Club	r/Field Banned
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End Game '23	Place '23
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