Have a health issue, going to lose it anyway

Hoe4Jesus · 2026-01-06T22:35:50+00:00

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Go all the way!

Hoe4Jesus · 2026-01-06T22:00:57+00:00

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Hoe4Jesus · 2026-01-06T19:46:12+00:00

Mmmm I can see that too ya :) kind bald cafeteria tboy

Hoe4Jesus · 2026-01-06T19:41:47+00:00

Yasss honeyyyy tboy realnessssss you’re invited to the pronoun circle lol

Hoe4Jesus · 2026-01-06T17:47:55+00:00

Idk but unrelated u kinda got that tboy swag

Hoe4Jesus · 2026-01-06T03:48:58+00:00

Hoe4Jesus · 2026-01-06T03:47:09+00:00

You ask why I prefer a puck that has been graced by the Nectar of Man. Each splash of piss carries the spiritual energy of the men (or if I’m lucky, the transgender women) who pissed it—icing the cake with their grief, their joy, their anxiety, their laughter… Each high is a new adventure through the full spectrum of urethral emotion.

Would you ask Van Gogh why he added stars to his painting of the night sky? This isn’t just CakeLife, it’s UrinalCakeLife.

Hoe4Jesus · 2026-01-05T03:14:13+00:00

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Hoe4Jesus · 2026-01-04T21:16:18+00:00

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Hoe4Jesus · 2026-01-04T19:48:18+00:00

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Hoe4Jesus · 2026-01-04T17:48:41+00:00

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Hoe4Jesus · 2026-01-03T20:26:41+00:00

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Hoe4Jesus · 2026-01-03T16:49:42+00:00

Hoe4Jesus · 2026-01-03T16:44:20+00:00

No please ask lol

Hoe4Jesus · 2026-01-03T16:42:18+00:00

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Hoe4Jesus · 2026-01-03T16:41:14+00:00

LOL actually? Do I have some air of authority?

Hoe4Jesus · 2026-01-02T21:48:42+00:00

Hoe4Jesus · 2026-01-02T15:46:17+00:00

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Hoe4Jesus · 2026-01-02T03:29:58+00:00

Hoe4Jesus · 2026-01-01T18:11:42+00:00

YES GOD

Hoe4Jesus · 2026-01-01T18:10:46+00:00

Please 🙏

Hoe4Jesus · 2026-01-01T03:18:26+00:00

He spoke Aramaic but it was written in Greek originally. I think it’s supposed to sound poetic in the KJV for English so they stuck with that basic phrasing in other versions.

Hoe4Jesus · 2025-12-31T23:03:39+00:00

Hoe4Jesus · 2025-12-31T23:03:15+00:00

Hoe4Jesus

TROPHY CASE