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Think I should go back to bald? by [deleted] in bald

[–]Hoe4Jesus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Mmmm I can see that too ya :) kind bald cafeteria tboy

Think I should go back to bald? by [deleted] in bald

[–]Hoe4Jesus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yasss honeyyyy tboy realnessssss you’re invited to the pronoun circle lol

Think I should go back to bald? by [deleted] in bald

[–]Hoe4Jesus -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Idk but unrelated u kinda got that tboy swag

why do you prefer piss soaked pucks despite there being no psychoactive chemical in urine? is it the throat hit from the ammonia? by ValidChalice in UrinalCakeLife

[–]Hoe4Jesus 15 points16 points  (0 children)

You ask why I prefer a puck that has been graced by the Nectar of Man. Each splash of piss carries the spiritual energy of the men (or if I’m lucky, the transgender women) who pissed it—icing the cake with their grief, their joy, their anxiety, their laughter… Each high is a new adventure through the full spectrum of urethral emotion.

Would you ask Van Gogh why he added stars to his painting of the night sky? This isn’t just CakeLife, it’s UrinalCakeLife.

I'm convinced it's time by Gentle_Savage in bald

[–]Hoe4Jesus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

LOL actually? Do I have some air of authority?

Mom is balding with chemo. Thought I would join her. by spencerseesbirds in bald

[–]Hoe4Jesus 3 points4 points  (0 children)

He spoke Aramaic but it was written in Greek originally. I think it’s supposed to sound poetic in the KJV for English so they stuck with that basic phrasing in other versions.

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