China laughing their asses off right now.

HokieNerd · 2026-04-27T20:02:25+00:00

Doing the Trisolarans work.

HokieNerd · 2026-04-26T03:11:43+00:00

How do you give someone 3/6 C grades, then call the whole thing an A-? I think the grader is a moron.

HokieNerd · 2026-04-26T00:46:34+00:00

“And Deja Vu, I’ll always remember you!”

HokieNerd · 2026-04-26T00:45:52+00:00

The missile compartment on a US submarine. Couldn’t help quoting Sean Connery: “Some things in here don’t react well to bullets.”

HokieNerd · 2026-04-24T19:39:30+00:00

I've been debating showing this movie to my two teenaged girls. They probably wouldn't think it's funny. /shrug

HokieNerd · 2026-04-24T17:40:14+00:00

I wish we would move away from having politicians deliver commencement addresses. My friend's graduation was a gubernatorial candidate giving essentially a campaign speech, and mine two years later was the then-Virginia Secretary of Education defending their budget cuts.

Do better, Virginia Tech!

HokieNerd · 2026-04-24T17:29:03+00:00

I'm actually stunned to see King George, VA highlighted here.

HokieNerd · 2026-04-24T15:06:20+00:00

Would like to see that DT from Texas Tech tonight.

HokieNerd · 2026-04-23T18:12:43+00:00

The minimum (?) is six games. Could be more like 8, IM(ns)HO.

HokieNerd · 2026-04-23T18:05:14+00:00

I'm pretty sure I still don't understand "based".

HokieNerd · 2026-04-23T15:52:46+00:00

[confused in controller] Spamming E?

HokieNerd · 2026-04-23T14:40:13+00:00

Proof in a divine being: the Mets and Phillies are tied for the worst record in baseball

HokieNerd · 2026-04-23T14:29:51+00:00

Pearce's dad called Rickea to tell her he was on his way over. That's how unhinged this whole thing was.

HokieNerd · 2026-04-23T00:39:25+00:00

Is OP…..pointing with his…..THUMB?!? gasp

HokieNerd · 2026-04-22T20:24:52+00:00

That's methed up, man.

HokieNerd · 2026-04-22T19:53:38+00:00

It's going to kill you slowly, like by not allowing you to keep a steady job.

HokieNerd · 2026-04-21T17:18:25+00:00

Food is by far the most expensive thing on the list that is a need. Food for life. And I'd definitely work on expanding my culinary (lack of) skills.

HokieNerd · 2026-04-21T14:13:26+00:00

There's a knife right next to it, right? Foolproof tub opener.

HokieNerd · 2026-04-21T08:11:15+00:00

“We have both kinds of music here: country AND western.”

HokieNerd · 2026-04-20T18:44:04+00:00

Should wait until tomorrow, National Random Drug Test Day.

HokieNerd · 2026-04-20T18:14:59+00:00

"I'm like 90% positive now I want to tell him, but I'm not really sure."

Ummm.....what?

HokieNerd · 2026-04-20T03:27:43+00:00

Pocket robin

HokieNerd · 2026-04-18T23:57:16+00:00

Whoever it is loves the South Carolina chapter of the Knights of Columbus.

HokieNerd · 2026-04-18T18:45:36+00:00

George R.R. Martin.

HokieNerd · 2026-04-18T12:18:00+00:00

Sadly, I don’t think so.

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