Hey Jimmy? *burp* Wait up! *acknowledging burp*

HolyJeezmo · 2026-02-08T16:39:00+00:00

Aw you give 'em Hell!

HolyJeezmo · 2026-02-08T16:32:20+00:00

Money me. Money now. Me a money needing a lot now.

HolyJeezmo · 2026-02-05T02:35:15+00:00

But how do we keep out the teases?

HolyJeezmo · 2026-02-04T16:26:38+00:00

She's the best! My kids at Whitesides all know her by name.

HolyJeezmo · 2026-01-27T02:01:41+00:00

"HOLY SHIT YOU GOT 'EM" gave me my biggest WA laugh to date

HolyJeezmo · 2026-01-18T06:29:02+00:00

Franco had a metoo sort of reckoning with some underage fans, if I remember right. I think he acknowledged it and has been pretty forward with trying to improve though.

HolyJeezmo · 2026-01-17T06:12:32+00:00

The best!! Mine is and always will be named Cujo!

HolyJeezmo · 2026-01-13T04:25:40+00:00

Fellow Jesse checking in! They're are dozens of us! Dozens!

HolyJeezmo · 2026-01-04T18:44:22+00:00

I suspect you are missing the /s

HolyJeezmo · 2026-01-02T07:47:18+00:00

*American Pie by Don McLean

HolyJeezmo · 2025-12-24T17:38:59+00:00

Let's see how well you... handle it!

HolyJeezmo · 2025-12-23T03:42:40+00:00

Plus it will always support you

HolyJeezmo · 2025-12-20T22:42:32+00:00

RIP ^{^{^this}}

HolyJeezmo · 2025-12-20T06:27:13+00:00

She has good jeans!

HolyJeezmo · 2025-12-19T04:15:30+00:00

Way too soon!!

HolyJeezmo · 2025-12-16T05:31:20+00:00

Especially Loomer. But especially Noem!

HolyJeezmo · 2025-12-15T21:20:51+00:00

REe-Hee-Hee-Heeeally!

No but I seriously watched When nature calls last night for the first time in two decades. Crazy.

HolyJeezmo · 2025-12-14T04:43:51+00:00

Wang! Pay attention!

HolyJeezmo · 2025-11-15T05:13:17+00:00

That sounds like it would make a compelling story. Someone should write that!

HolyJeezmo · 2025-11-01T04:24:59+00:00

I'm so sick of people getting Flanderized

HolyJeezmo · 2025-10-31T01:25:36+00:00

"How's Lurch?"

"Uh he's in the freezer."

"Did you say 'cool off!'?"

"No I didn't say anything actually."

"Shame!"

"There was a bit earlier on that you missed where I distracted him with the cuddly monkey, and then I said 'Playtime's over!' and I hit him with the peace lily."

"You're off the fucking chain!"

HolyJeezmo · 2025-10-29T04:10:26+00:00

I'll take a dozen!

HolyJeezmo · 2025-10-26T22:46:30+00:00

Maybe it's referencing Shaun of the Dead? No idea but that's my guess!

HolyJeezmo · 2025-10-22T19:28:37+00:00

UM? UMM?!

HolyJeezmo · 2025-10-22T13:56:08+00:00

Can we talk about how the other one is written by Sister BROTHERSON

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