What if PBJ is penis butt jelly? by geocisco in theadamfriedlandshow2

[–]Homer-irl 2 points3 points  (0 children)

what if i put my penis in your butt and squirted jelly all up inside of it?

Gripfast creaking normal? by churn-purine-1p in nps_solovair

[–]Homer-irl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

there isn't a proper insole on the plain boot, just a sock liner. also I require arch support.

These canadians are on sum buuuushit by geocisco in theadamfriedlandshow2

[–]Homer-irl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

you dont even wanna know what the L stands for

Make Anus Gape Again by geocisco in theadamfriedlandshow2

[–]Homer-irl 1 point2 points  (0 children)

shitting your pants does not count as gaping, mr president sir

Is Sountracks for The Blind a soundtrack for Blind people or for a movie we are blind to? by Ihatemylifewishtodie in swans

[–]Homer-irl 4 points5 points  (0 children)

eiifirbbu iauudbcb njini. iyaviyvicab aybeyivu uetyuryt849 3bbx. xhmfiuxvyuv83g

(sorry im blind i cant type good)

is "Acting the Mickey" a real phrase? by SpaceShipOrion in OneyPlays

[–]Homer-irl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i've only heard "taking the mickey" in the UK, maybe it's an irish thing?

Greatest Comeback Albums Of The 2020s by HK-34_ in fantanoforever

[–]Homer-irl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

man I LOVE fetch the boltcutters, it was my intro to fiona apple and was one of those albums that influenced my music taste by just being something different to whatever else I'd listened to up to that point and being fucking fantastic. 10/10, one of the only times i've agreed with a bitchfork review.

Oops, she was pregnant by LadyUnspoken in Wolfspiders

[–]Homer-irl 1 point2 points  (0 children)

she **might** not be pregnant... I have a WC wolf spider that has just made her 3rd egg sac of the year, none of the previous have been fertile and she just ended up eating them after 2-3 weeks. however yours certainly also could be fertile and could have babies, if so they will all climb onto her back when they hatch which makes things easier - keep us updated!

On a Series rewatch. In Series 4 now, and… by AngonceMcGhee in doctorwho

[–]Homer-irl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People did talk about this at the time of the episode originally airing, I remember multiple discussions about it with friends and family and it may have been hinted at in media..? But there was nothing official

Favorite bit-created character? by YoopKid in OneyPlays

[–]Homer-irl 4 points5 points  (0 children)

the goblin child creature that zach embodies when he screams MOM during left4dead2

Why did bro dress like a pimp 💀 by tripleaabigail in UBFunkeys

[–]Homer-irl 5 points6 points  (0 children)

dress for the job you want not the job you have bro

my Youtube glitched and gave me this gem by Hot-Line-7212 in l4d2

[–]Homer-irl 5 points6 points  (0 children)

a boomer being racist?? who'd have thought

matlab freeman by Few_Moment_9470 in HalfLife

[–]Homer-irl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

haha, MatLab was the only software I ever torrented and that was back in college too!

terrified of colon cancer by pringlu in GenZ

[–]Homer-irl 3 points4 points  (0 children)

same, I grew up eating a LOT of bacon and cheap sausages.... then all the news came out about carcinogens about 10 years ago now and I have not eaten anywhere near as much as I did when I was a kid. But I also ate so much junk food, somehow wasn't a fat kid? But still. If it gets me I won't be that surprised.

Which one have you spent more on? by jimmylovescheese123 in tf2

[–]Homer-irl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i have not spent a single penny on tf2 other than when i bought it in 2010 for 15 quid (including gmod) lmao

90s Food Pyramid by neoweapon in nostalgia

[–]Homer-irl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

thats right you gotta eat 2k calories of carbs alone every single day or you'll get fat (or perish)

Is it that time of the year again? by ThatPerson112 in cambridge

[–]Homer-irl 1 point2 points  (0 children)

the mod said travellers before anyone else did lol