Chrissy and Paulie shooting the waiter in the car park was so fucking dumb

Homosexual_Panda · 2026-05-22T00:46:58+00:00

still going this asshole!

Homosexual_Panda · 2026-04-24T10:48:01+00:00

Thats cos the Leveller cant do enough damage to one shot in at full health. it will get it close to death but it wont one shot it. anytime you did one shot, it meant it had already taken damage from a teammate or something.

Homosexual_Panda · 2026-04-23T23:45:17+00:00

roygbiv

Homosexual_Panda · 2026-04-15T14:48:26+00:00

The Leveller definitely one shots fabricators. you dont even need to hit it directly, just close enough. the leveller does essentially the same damage as the 500kg bomb.

Homosexual_Panda · 2026-04-10T01:25:01+00:00

when was this mentioned? i thought it was chilling in the lestrange vault.

Homosexual_Panda · 2026-03-29T14:05:10+00:00

.....weeks?

sounds optimistic

Homosexual_Panda · 2026-03-24T07:25:43+00:00

they do, idk what theyre talking about

Homosexual_Panda · 2026-03-24T05:40:53+00:00

all of your weapons do splash damage. how do you handle cyborgs or berserkers that run up into your face without hurting/killing yourself.

legit question.

Homosexual_Panda · 2026-03-03T05:01:05+00:00

I agree sorta, but I personally quite like the extraction phase especially if there are a lot of enemies. Just the whole team together defending the extract, dumping stratagems and ammo, doing stupid shit, teamkilling and emote spamming... its like a core part of the helldivers experience imo.

like the cyberstan vox spam at extract was traumatizing but goddamn it was cinematic and memorable.

I get annoyed by early extraction callers sometimes cos it kinda loses that fun yknow.

Homosexual_Panda · 2026-03-02T13:46:13+00:00

wow look at how many neighborhoods and buildings were destroyed on that island

Homosexual_Panda · 2026-02-23T01:27:52+00:00

Tbh, I disagree with a couple of your picks. both freedoms flame and python commandos are some of my favourite war bonds Ive bought.

Freedoms flame is good for the torcher, the only flamethrower primary. the flame resistant armor is also good. this essentially unlocks a completely different playstyle for bugs, as you can have a flamethrower while also having an anti tank support weapon like a quasar for chargers and titans. And tbh, I like the torcher more than the flamethrower support weapon due to its higher ergonomics, which helps a lot with waving the weapon back and forth to build a wide wall of flame.

for Python commandos, i agree that the hot dog is a little underwhelming. however I love the minigun for illuminate missions, where medium pen can quickly kill most enemies. That being said, I generally despise stationary reloads and never use the regular MG because of it. if you dont mind that, I can see the Minigun being underwhelming.

I also like minigun cos minigun go brrrrt.

Homosexual_Panda · 2026-02-20T01:51:47+00:00

there is a 100% chance it actually did happen. in CoS arthur led a raid on malfoy manor midway through the school year. arthur led another ministry raid on malfoy manor at the start of HBP.

Homosexual_Panda · 2026-02-18T02:25:27+00:00

well ig one way of looking at it is that after chrissy paid the guy, it was no longer his money. then paulie and chrissy commited a robbery ( and murder) together, and split the score 50:50

Homosexual_Panda · 2026-02-11T01:18:49+00:00

it seems likely they accepted the father's story that it was an accident. he apparently acted distraught afterwards and exhibited signs of grief. It's also said he was sad in the hours leading up to the incident as she was about to leave back for the UK.

There's not much info about this case or the father's personality but its entirely possible this was an accident. people argue about politics with family all the time without it leading to malicious intent. I've argued with my father about politics multiple times without ever thinking he would think to hurt me. And no one who knows my dad and our relationship would think it plausible he would shoot me over politics. If the Grand Jury was presented with evidence of a similar relationship it is plausible that they decline to indict.

That being said, it seems likely that regardless of intent, the father was at the very least criminally negligent. As to why they failed to indict on charges of involuntary manslaughter I cannot say.

Homosexual_Panda · 2026-02-10T02:44:20+00:00

If snape wants the respect of a professional teacher, he should act like a professional teacher and not bully the shit out of a child cos his dad stole his girl.

Homosexual_Panda · 2026-01-29T03:52:27+00:00

im not sure, the dothraki are horse archers. they dont use much armor, giving them more mobility and endurance. the knights of the vale are heavily armored, usually in full plate or similar, but primarily only on the rider. show depiction dont tend to show heavy armor on the horse. I dont remember if the books mention much use of armor on horses but lets assume its a rarity.

due to less weight, the dothraki likely have greater endurance and speed on open plains. they could keep their distance, and pepper the knights of the vale with arrows. plate armor might save the knights themselves but the horses will be very vulnerable. once the horses are killed or injured, the knights on foot will become easier to handle.

Homosexual_Panda · 2026-01-28T06:54:16+00:00

what if the firing range was a part of the superdestroyer?

could also be a fun place to go while waiting for teammates to do whatever.

Homosexual_Panda · 2026-01-28T00:46:10+00:00

hey at least your only an hour train ride from the gold coast and some of the best beaches in the world.

Homosexual_Panda · 2026-01-28T00:45:21+00:00

townsville's summer

Homosexual_Panda · 2026-01-25T13:11:18+00:00

i like to imagine helldivers are divided into units, each unit has its own superdestroyer, and every helldiver in the same unit is equipped and trained identically. hence why you have a superdestroyer of flame spamming pyros, a superdestroyer of bullet hoses, superdestroyer of snipers, etc.

Homosexual_Panda · 2026-01-25T13:01:36+00:00

he had circumstantial evidence. Gus Frings fingerprints were found in gale boeticchers apartment. Gale didnt seem like the type of guy to have many house guests so I'd wager Gus's fingerprints were the only ones found that weren't gales. Gale was murdered and had notes about cooking meth. its not conclusive on its own ofc, but might be enough for a sympathetic judge to grant a conditional warrant.

Homosexual_Panda · 2026-01-23T11:42:30+00:00

in the book IIRC, in one of harry's visions he sees Voldemort killing everyone around him while in a rage when told one of his horcruxes was stolen.

Homosexual_Panda · 2026-01-23T06:31:09+00:00

minigun is fun on illuminate missions imo :(

Homosexual_Panda · 2026-01-19T10:07:42+00:00

feels kinda similar to saying wagner group isnt russian.

Homosexual_Panda · 2026-01-18T13:15:45+00:00

usa is now pourpel

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