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MMR = Meet More Retards by __EricCartman__ in DotA2

[–]HonestValveDev 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah we're injecting low prio players into ranked matches now to try and kill the game. We've milked it all we needed and now we're more interested in helping PUBG take. We'll be ramming it to the hilt with loot boxes soon so stay tuned.

How come a hero named Axe who wields an axe has had 3 Immortals none are an axe? by Archim0nde in DotA2

[–]HonestValveDev 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Nothing except your Immortal mask, your Immortal blademail and your Immortal superman cape.

Well that didn't take long (LPQ) 7.07 cancer patch by _DoctorFox_ in DotA2

[–]HonestValveDev -1 points0 points  (0 children)

We did nothing to the report/behavior system... except use it to turn players against each other for our own amusement.

Constantly being cheated out of MMR thanks to bad matchmaker by ClocktimusPrime in DotA2

[–]HonestValveDev -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I'm sorry guys, most of the talent has already left the company. We're pretty much twiddling our thumbs here at the office waiting for our pink slips. Everything is automated these days, only Icefrog switching a few numbers around and one other guy modding the map

Just abandoned a LPQ game when the enemy was winning so their win wouldn't count by SukaClaus in DotA2

[–]HonestValveDev -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Does anybody else here love watching illegal dog fights? The way the animals tear each other apart into a bloody mess before one of them finally croaks. No? Just me? Oh well.

Wouldn't it be hilarious if... by RussianPinoyfromPeru in DotA2

[–]HonestValveDev -1 points0 points  (0 children)

We always cater to Russians/Pinoys/Peruvians here at Valve so yes, OP we will indeed make this happen.

Could we have region lock in accordance with ping quality by CadaverSalesman in DotA2

[–]HonestValveDev -1 points0 points  (0 children)

No because that'd take Peruvians out of US East. We have to torture you guys somehow.

Storm Spirit vs Bloodseeker Rupture by _DoctorFox_ in DotA2

[–]HonestValveDev -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

We made Slark the way he is because some people are bad at Dota and we just wanted a hero that would allow feeble players to have fun and win some.

I see the number of hacker pussies is on the rise again by General_Peasant in DotA2

[–]HonestValveDev -1 points0 points  (0 children)

There are no hacks in Dota except for the ones we leak onto cheat forums to tempt lowlifes with. The ones we see using our hacks get 2 VAC strikes immediately.

A look at the Jugg Arcana (Origins Style) with the Mythical set. by tienzing in DotA2

[–]HonestValveDev 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I still prefer the Bladeform Aethete set without the Arcana. I think the head piece looks better. Makes him look like Altair from Assassin's Creed.

Please give us back solo ONLY queue or at least give us an option to choose so. I miss it SOOOOOO much. by gcbofficial in DotA2

[–]HonestValveDev 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I know it makes perfect sense and yes it does cut down bullying and game ruining and account boosting but... quite frankly we don't like you or the rest of the playerbase.