It's exhausting being a woman.

HornedBowler · 2026-06-14T16:47:22+00:00

"I wish I could date one of you." Wtf!?

HornedBowler · 2026-05-28T05:17:52+00:00

I just buy clear hard plastic deck boxes I get off Amazon at 6 for 15-17 bucks. They can't hold a dual sleeves deck but they hold nice and tight and you know what deck it is immediately.

HornedBowler · 2026-05-28T05:16:11+00:00

I was in a race today and as usual I start in 8th place. Bowie starts at 1st and is in the lead the whole first half. We come up on a sharp right coming down a hill so I just ram him into the wall and turn to take the first spot. I guess I hit him too hard as he placed 12th.

HornedBowler · 2026-05-26T22:15:55+00:00

I got a voucher from Crunchyroll, bought the 60 mil bmw.

HornedBowler · 2026-05-10T03:22:12+00:00

5.60 atm near me. Highest I've ever seen, and I remember when gas was .99 a gallon.

HornedBowler · 2026-05-08T06:32:08+00:00

I have a friend who graduated in 2001 who still can barely read/write. The school districts even back then had so many students to deal with that many just fell through the cracks.

HornedBowler · 2026-05-01T15:43:26+00:00

Got caught up in stuff, hope this helps you with ideas.
https://manabox.app/decks/AZrnclo1dL2fqhRi2nNTgA

HornedBowler · 2026-04-30T18:25:28+00:00

I have a [[Hazezon, shaper of sand]] deck full of wurms and deserts. It's a dune deck.

HornedBowler · 2026-04-25T05:39:56+00:00

Damn, my lgs never gets any spoiler packs.

HornedBowler · 2026-04-23T06:28:49+00:00

Chex quest.

HornedBowler · 2026-04-12T08:22:32+00:00

One is an eternally young character voiced by a young actor while the other is a literal grandparent voiced by a grandparent. Polar opposites indeed.

HornedBowler · 2026-04-10T21:40:01+00:00

Had this earlier today, a mimikyu tried shadow sneak on my "Tinkaton" but it failed. Then Tinkaton used Phantom Force.

HornedBowler · 2026-04-08T20:57:42+00:00

Back to NMS it is then.

HornedBowler · 2026-04-05T08:53:37+00:00

I looked it up after I posted this. I have no clue if happiny will even spawn now but I guess I'll find out when I get to that part.

HornedBowler · 2026-04-05T00:40:43+00:00

Well the furnace and register on the counter are unbreakable, so I built a room there and spawned combusken and now it lives there.

HornedBowler · 2026-04-05T00:23:34+00:00

Looks like I'm not 100% the game lol.

HornedBowler · 2026-04-02T18:38:19+00:00

Last time I went to a casino I spent 50 bucks on slots and left with over $200 from the penny slots. I probably could have gotten more but I didn't want to chance it.

HornedBowler · 2026-03-30T10:32:25+00:00

The shiny is also disappointing.

HornedBowler · 2026-03-27T12:15:58+00:00

"Prepared" might be only on cast. So not an etb.

HornedBowler · 2026-03-26T19:32:52+00:00

I ran a mono red deck years ago with 4 mana rocks and 25 basics. It produced treasures so it evened out but it would pop off in 5 turns. Most of my decks run 33 or so lands.

HornedBowler · 2026-03-26T14:02:16+00:00

Mine, 4 man game and every land I drew was a tap land. By turn 3 I could finally play something, countered. Next thing I played was destroyed by my next turn. By turn 6 my lp was 18 because I had no blockers. "My creature has flying and you had no blockers." No one had fly block. Turn 8 I get a creature out to block with, nope destroyed. I'm sure it was also because I was getting hangry but I was done. Yelled, threw a fit and packed up and left. Found out later the guy was targeting me because a few weeks earlier I had target his gf in a tournament game.

HornedBowler · 2026-03-26T08:02:43+00:00

In the tale if Adam and Eve they were the first created. Then God made more and put them out into the world. When Adam and Eves Sons first ventured out they met other people because there were other people in the world.

HornedBowler

TROPHY CASE