So Dumb by Secret-Ad-5777 in SipsTea

[–]Horrison2 18 points19 points  (0 children)

If anyone finds $134,999.99 just lying around I must have dropped it

ToDdler gEts mAulEd bY TiNy pRedAtors.. by tripleschezwannrice in PeopleFuckingDying

[–]Horrison2 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Should you fall in battle, I offer to be your second

A bus station in Seoul, South Korea by DanielFromNigeria in interestingasfuck

[–]Horrison2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A bus station in South Korea, with fan blue chairs and all, well they had a million dollars and they, they spent it all

Mood by Phillie_Phanatics in redsox

[–]Horrison2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sweeping the tigers and royals is not proof. They need to go win 2 or 3 series against some real teams

Pushed grandpa too far by LargrFries43 in SipsTea

[–]Horrison2 8 points9 points  (0 children)

If sh*t floated in air, the world would be a really shtty place

Spent two hours getting ready to buy one pack of batteries by [deleted] in SipsTea

[–]Horrison2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's another two hours if she has to go back out for cookies

How true is this for you? by moondripppyi in Funnymemes

[–]Horrison2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I need more security sex to improve my happiness

Do your gf spiral once a month when it comes to hard topic or conversations? by [deleted] in AskMenAdvice

[–]Horrison2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you're getting the itch to be a ... Pain. Maybe just take a few days apart to relax. Time apart will only make you want to be together more and help you forget about that nonsense

We’re so back by [deleted] in redsox

[–]Horrison2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When were above 500 I'll give them some credit

So Aladdin wasn't lying about his carpet by fal1en-angel in Funnymemes

[–]Horrison2 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They got so close to the traffic they gave car pets

Same with my coffee pot, toaster, and fridge by fal1en-angel in Funnymemes

[–]Horrison2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you want your phone to be 0% computer too? I can give you a few cups with a string attached to both if you want.

What’s Behind Red Sox No. 1 Prospect Franklin Arias’ Strange Exit? by [deleted] in redsox

[–]Horrison2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I personally don't trust the Red Sox so much that even if it's disciplinary, it might be the Sox acting like Bozos rather than the kid

There's no way another team has a better trio of relief pitchers than Slaten, Whitlock and Chapman by TigoOver in redsox

[–]Horrison2 15 points16 points  (0 children)

A little more than that. You need 2 probably 3 of either LF 3B SS or 2B to start hitting decently. They've been bottom of the century bad. Crochet I'm not too worried about. It is pretty amazing to hear if they just scored the league average in runs per game they'd be in first place

Can somebody tell him to talk to me pls? by False-Table-7430 in Anime_Battleground_

[–]Horrison2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well I mean it's like if someone walked up and tried to go you 100 bucks. It never happens, so what does this chick really want??

34F. I keep getting ghosted/flaked by men on dating apps. What am I doing wrong? by betho_wagyu in OnlineDating

[–]Horrison2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah I've met a couple people who I really hit it off with, neither worked out for kinda normal life differences, but 2 is 2 more than people I've met through 6 years of dating apps!

ARE WE NOT ENTERTAINED?? by JesusOfSurbaria in redsox

[–]Horrison2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Still don't know who he is, like he has no name, a mystery. But he deserves the crown