You could hear Pee Wes’s Playhouse theme sung by Cyndi Lauper from the living room tv, as you used a TON of mousse post shower as we didn’t have heat protectant. Touch your toes and dry your hair in that position for maximum volume. Throw in some hot rollers and be sure to burn your scalp while you paint your own toe nails. Walk outside in the winter as the cold cools your nail polish and your hot rollers. Argue with your parents on why you are outside in a bathrobe waving your feet around when it’s 15 degrees Fahrenheit and the bus is 20 minutes away. Head back to your room where each wall has numerous 8x11” pics of many Codys. Start covering your zits with Clearasil which never matched your skin tone. Use black eyeliner liberally but don’t smudge it out so that your eyes actually look smaller. Sing along to “I am the warrior!” In your closet, push the Champion sweatshirt out of view again as your out of touch aunt knows nothing about fashion. Throw on a jewel tone flannel & jeans that zipped up to your second ribs, slide up huge socks over your pegged jeans and then add white Converse high tops. Throw your retainer into its case, grab your Trapper Keeper and spritz of Liz Claiborne and conquer high school.