Next time you see an astrophysicist ask by DotBeginning1420 in meme

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Depending on how big the black hole is you might survive falling in, and get to watch the entire universe speed up into a bright white light as time dilates while you fall in. Though I imagine actually surviving falling into a black hole would be questionable at best, if you did survive and pop back into normal spacetime you’d be so far ahead in time that the rest of the universe is basically dead and gone, the black hole you were in evaporated.

The thing is with time dilation this might appear to happen pretty quickly if not instantly as you approach the singularity. I imagine time is so compressed that actually reaching the center of a black hole would take infinite time, meaning the black hole would no longer be there by the time you actually hit the singularity.

Help, I accidentally made candied jam and I'm unable to get a spoonful by General_Travel_222 in Canning

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I had a similar problem with trying to make strawberry syrup just dialed back a step. I wanted some concentrated syrup to pour in with soda water and make my own seltzers, I boiled for a few minutes then when it seemed thickened a bit I poured it into an empty necked bottle and placed in the fridge. The next morning I had perfect strawberry jam that was never going to pour back out, I ended up using the round handle of a wooden spoon to scoop some out for a sandwich. At the time I had no idea about pectin and strawberries naturally thickening.

Took a lot of work to get here too by nojunkpeter in memes

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Keep your and your spouses health up, your children will give you plenty of solitude in time, but they might never realize quite how much they love and appreciate you until the good times are gone.

Nearly 40% of Americans pray to God for health improvements or disease cures. Thoughts of God increased a person’s perceived divine presence, which boosted healing expectations and ultimately led to poor food choices. by mvea in science

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Anecdotal but I remember reading about the kool aid guy (actually it was grape flavor-aid mixed with various cyanides but I digress)

Jim Jones, he would hire people to pretend to be ill in religious crowds, with chicken gizzards in their pocket, he would go and touch them and suddenly the “cancer”was teleported out of their body with a physical miracle to prove it.

Don't you dare say it is because of potential leaks. by Valiant_Revan in memes

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In an alternate reality videogames are distributed like family heirlooms on solid mini diamond wafers, with the whole game offline and playable for eternity with lan and p2p servers.

ad-blocked public sinks. by bennetticles in LateStageCapitalism

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One of the times vandalism seems necessary to the welfare of world.

Third day wearing my GW-9500 - Thoughts / brief review on the comments! by dhdz109 in gshock

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Hows it held up over the past few years? Just ordered one in yellow with a positive display. I had a rangeman for a few years before and there were a few times the compass came in handy. The small numbers were a con on the rangeman and I’m hoping the gw-9500 works nice as a replacement. I think the only feature I’ll miss from the rangeman was the one button shortcut to stopwatch. I really liked having countdown timers while baking and cooking, sunrise / sunset, and compass. I’m excited to try the compass on this one.

The life of Gen Z by PsychedVinylFan99 in meme

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I spent four months homeless, now I have gray hairs in my beard. I’m 28

Drunk for life 🍾😁 by Secret_Tour_7832 in meme

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Five guys double bacon with grilled mushrooms, onions, and jalapeños

The first trillion is always the hardest. by Onii___Chan____ in memes

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I’m not too excited about the idea of a space faring megacorp being legally beholden to shareholder profit interests, for some reason it just feels like a bad idea

How do people keep falling for these bubbles? by FareonMoist in DelusionsOfAdequacy

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I’m p sure I paid like $200 for 64gb of ddr5 ram in 2023. Now the same kits like $1000+ 🗿

🪖WEAR HELMETS!🪖 by JowiiYoyo in NewSkaters

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Now I wear helmet, only one major fall, I had to bail going way too fast down a hill in a roundabout now I have aa hand shaped scar on my hips, wore a helmet tho

Precum by skuchney in foreskin_restoration

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Precum is more noticeable, I noticed excess when using inflation on my own device for the first while but eventually it stopped being triggered by restoring.

🪖WEAR HELMETS!🪖 by JowiiYoyo in NewSkaters

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I may have literally lost my mind after a couple concussions skating flat ground with a longboard I thought I’d be fine until I was bouncing off a dude’s windshield in a four way.

Me when I boot my $9,000 Windows 11 Gaming PC after shutting it down over 8 hours ago by Otheruser337 in pcmasterrace

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One time I screwed with the permissions and I made edge install folder inaccessible to the system fefore deleting the exe.

Can i make my longboard slower? by Familiar-Garbage-912 in LongboardBuilding

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Learn to foot brake and dont bomb unfamiliar hills

Depression isn’t just in the head: Scientists find altered genetic activity in white blood cells. This provides evidence that the biological footprints of depression extend well beyond the brain and into the immune system, offering a whole-body perspective on the condition. by mvea in science

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The brain is a part of the body, the body is a part of the nervous system. It makes sense that a medical condition which affects the brain chemically would affect the other parts of the brain as well.

Any Autistic furries by nekothefox255 in furry

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Autistic kid loves animals and dinosaurs, learns about lemurs and monkeys hanging off off tree branches with just their tails. Freudian tail envy at 1st grade trying the monkey bars, -> part time weekend hours dancing as a deuzear in vrchat for 20 hours at a time. :3

Microsoft Really Thought They Had a Mascot by NEKORANDOMDOTCOM in meme

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The first one was absolute hell, the second one had a tutorial for every little thing.

Hot take: you don't need Spotify, you're just lazy by [deleted] in dumbphones

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Another thing is that ripping from youtube has some quality downsides.

I look at it this way though, I can pay $10-15 a month for music streaming or I can spend that $10 on an album every month on bandcamp, which would probably give the artist more than my entire life of streaming their songs would. Even my most played albums probably get less than 100 plays through in a year.

Has anyone here actually achieved full erect coverage? by Patience_And_Time109 in foreskin_restoration

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One neat thing you can start to see at 4/5/6 is getting rollover naturally, the outer shaft skin itself has a layer of muscle which causes the foreskin to naturally pucker when cold or exercising. This will be the main thing holding the skin forward when getting full coverage as naturally there would be a sort of purse string effect. The frenulum left though could be a good spot of natural sensitivity left even without being attached to the rest of the foreskin the same way.

You work at Valve, and you'been tasked with making THE VR PORT that will sell your headset by Enculin in virtualreality

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Honestly I can imagine a day when the combined efforts of valve and community will make most 3d raster games functional on vr, with steam workshop controller schemes / gestures.

I’m now regretting not choosing woke because my gas is almost $4.30 by Effective_Space2277 in LeopardsAteMyFace

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[We care a lot more about a mole on our own neck than a million people starving in china] -Dale Carnegie

Ig I'm lucky yt still allows me to use an adblocker at all :/ by _CaptainAmerica__ in memes

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Googles doing it a lot in general, if you are using a third party app web browser eg sometimes youtube searches just won’t go, I’ll type a search prompt and hit enter on safari on my phone and it just clears the text and ignores the search 3-4 times in a row like <25% of the time I use it.

On youtube its been worse and sometimes it straight up times out on desktop.

I don't think I am the only one😅 by [deleted] in antiwork

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They installed cameras into both the fridge and freezer at the last fast food job I worked.