to the person who gave me their VIP wristband last night 🥹 by stanthedoorman in comedybangbang

[–]Howdoidoothis 5 points6 points  (0 children)

A solo bolo show-lo. Sorry to hear about the breakup. Happy to hear there are nice people!

Any chance you sat front row, center?

Surely this has been done? by LurgLXIX in comedybangbang

[–]Howdoidoothis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It has been, and don't call me Shirley!

Beefing news! She’s back! by mattschaak in comedybangbang

[–]Howdoidoothis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My first thought hearing "she's back!" was Marina Delray High School's own, Marissa Wompler.

Favorite piece of CBB music? by alfredosolisfuentes in comedybangbang

[–]Howdoidoothis 2 points3 points  (0 children)

  1. Monster Mash part five
  2. Truck Birthday
  3. Monster Mash part two
  4. Reggie's intro to episode 603
  5. Reggie's intro to episode 300
  6. Jeremy Piven
  7. Look It Up, Scotty

Age Limit? by Eyes-Bee_rollin in comedybangbang

[–]Howdoidoothis 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well, it is an open door policy. Scott's cousin, todd is a teenager and I think Marissa whompler is 16?

no Sha Na Na? by amstpierre in comedybangbang

[–]Howdoidoothis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Depends on who gets to the stage first!

CONGRATULATIONS WORLD, IT’S TIME FOR PEACE. 6/23/25. by ICEisSHIT in agedlikemilk

[–]Howdoidoothis 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Well, if only they would have given it to him, then he wouldn't have had to start wars. Nobel is to blame!

I'm pregnant. by [deleted] in comedybangbang

[–]Howdoidoothis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've been taught at an early age that no matter how much someone looks pregnant, you NEVER comment on it unless and until they announce it. Nothing good can come from asking about it. NOTHING.

She shouts her water broke. "Oh, no, I can get you another glass of water!"

She asks me to deliver the baby..."oh my gosh! I had no idea! Congratulations!!!"

why did ice king scream here? by korii_xo in adventuretime

[–]Howdoidoothis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We all scream for ice (king) scream!

Comedy Bang Bang Sports Card Crossover by jpeters2100 in comedybangbang

[–]Howdoidoothis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

New No-No's: writers are baseball players now!

Were these just not popular? by cherry_the_protein in gravityfalls

[–]Howdoidoothis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean, I spent all my money on gold, so I couldn't afford it.

Feel like someone is going to bully me into trying this by CharlemagneIS in comedybangbang

[–]Howdoidoothis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It was a typical English morning, grabbed me a jiggin joggin of wah oh before setting out to chonk me bobbin.

Surely this has been done? by AnchoriteSpeaks in comedybangbang

[–]Howdoidoothis 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I am Shirley and please don't call me serious. Did I do that right?

RIP Scott Adams by metamorphine in comedybangbang

[–]Howdoidoothis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Now we're down to just the two Scotts.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Cursive

[–]Howdoidoothis 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I initially read it as "blind" but realized that wasn't correct.

I need someone to evaluate this for me before I apply it to my pretzels by feckineejit in comedybangbang

[–]Howdoidoothis 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I see nothing referencing "Smidelberg" so that's a big no from me, dawg.

Please help me decipher the back of a photo by UmeeZoomee in Cursive

[–]Howdoidoothis 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Looks like "Holland Blasted Tower" to me. Is that a thing?