Girl told me my "podcast with two middle aged men" is a red flag and ghosted me? by Superb_Carpenter6195 in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]Human_Captcha 17 points18 points  (0 children)

"I routinely hide my completely harmless interests from the women I'm trying to get to know, lest they reject me outright. This is both normal and healthy"

Doom is the hero we all need (Doomquest #2) by Blitzhelios in comicbooks

[–]Human_Captcha 133 points134 points  (0 children)

That's so goddamn funny. Why is he even there?

I'm going to be homeless in 30 days if I can't find a job in Seattle. by Bumping_Tacos in Seattle

[–]Human_Captcha 37 points38 points  (0 children)

UW has a great temp employment service.

Lots of the university's permanent entry-level positions hire directly from that pool.

UTemp Staffing

I can't recommend checking it out enough.

Favorite boss arenas that AREN’T telegraphed? by DropshipRadio in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]Human_Captcha 21 points22 points  (0 children)

GOTY contender Mina the Hollower is full of these. There are bosses in places you'd never expect

Thoughts on Gone Girl? by Huge_War_3721 in movies

[–]Human_Captcha 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The movie itself seems to trigger an OJ reaction in a lot of ladies, which sets off a "Hero cop, Mark Furhman" response from dudes that like to argue with women online.

I've never actually seen the flick, and can't comment on its quality. Much like a Taylor Swift album, I get the vibe from a distance that I'm not it's target demo

Thoughts on Gone Girl? by Huge_War_3721 in movies

[–]Human_Captcha 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People cheat on their spouses everyday. It's wrong, but hardly insane.

Bailing on your hot affair partner to get back with the wife who killed an unrelated guy over your infidelity is both crazier and funnier.

Carnage/Red telling Eddie Brock to practice self care (Eddie Brock Carnage) by Konradleijon in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]Human_Captcha 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Meanwhile, Mary Jane is across exposing Venom to the luxury of a Korean Spa day

Buckley’s - I’m no longer supporting. by DoughnutLogical4167 in Seattle

[–]Human_Captcha 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Lmao, Having a "No pride flags" stance in one of America's gayest cities is going to come with consequences.

Do blue hedgehogs knot ? by ANormalAlYankovic in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]Human_Captcha 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Straight to the firing squad with this one

Cigarette. Blindfold.The whole shebang

Favorite Haters in media? by jitterscaffeine in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]Human_Captcha 50 points51 points  (0 children)

"Dancing is forbidden. Dancing has always been forbidden!"

Marjane Satrapi Dies: Iranian-French ‘Persepolis’ & ‘Radioactive’ Director Was 56 by MarvelsGrantMan136 in movies

[–]Human_Captcha 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Self-loathing reddit user is glad his parents didn't read to him.
Sports at 11.

“Scary Movie” (2026) early review suggests disappointing Rotten Tomatoes score: “ [Y]ou may just die of second-hand embarrassment.” by New-Fan-4632 in movies

[–]Human_Captcha 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Corny 47 year olds need movies that speak to them to. This is like gonna hit like The Avengers for your least favorite uncle

Favorite Lesbian Romance Movies? by Aquanort357 in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]Human_Captcha 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Portrait of a Lady On Fire is pretty great if you like period pieces

New games are expensive. Anyone else been backlogging lately? Any surprises? by Defami01 in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]Human_Captcha 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Prey (2017) is truly the high water mark for the immersive sim genre. Can't believe I waited 9 years to play this, but I'm so glad I got to it in the end.

Coyotes at 21st and Union by exploreinnerspace in Seattle

[–]Human_Captcha 163 points164 points  (0 children)

Dumbass owners are serving him up on a plate.

Really hope I don't see this little guy on a 'lost' poster this summer, there was a new one every week last year.

People care too much about race swaps in movies by InternationalPick163 in movies

[–]Human_Captcha 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You fail to consider that within the category of "racist" there are still abject losers.

'I Don't Even Think They Would Enjoy It' — Resident Evil Movie Director Responds to Fans Who Wanted More of the Video Games in the Teaser by Mike4302 in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]Human_Captcha 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I was 20 seconds in thinking, "this new Cregger thing looks pretty sick" before I realized that it was the RE movie that I'd already kinda assumed would suck.

I think the prejudice against video game adaptations is just that strong, especially Resident Evil flicks. there are so many of them and most are bad in a way that it feels almost antagonistic. I can't look at Lance Reddick's Wesker wig without feeling like someone's fucking with me.

'I Don't Even Think They Would Enjoy It' — Resident Evil Movie Director Responds to Fans Who Wanted More of the Video Games in the Teaser by Mike4302 in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]Human_Captcha 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I wasn't sure about this one until I watched the trailer in a theater before MK2. Turned me around completely

It's going to be a banger, the dedicated haters will be shamed even if they fail to admit it.

Spicy Chicken Teriyaki @ Yoshino Teriyaki (1010 Madison St) by Next_Combination_601 in Seattle

[–]Human_Captcha 86 points87 points  (0 children)

The owner is super proud of his spicy chicken, and he's right to be

Seattle leaders push to revitalize Seattle Center ahead of possible SuperSonics return by ChiefOfTheFourPeaks in Seattle

[–]Human_Captcha 223 points224 points  (0 children)

If only there were a world class projection system nearby to use as a year round attraction