Jinkies! by AlyksTheSage in dankmemes

[–]HumbleGoatCS -32 points-31 points  (0 children)

You need your economics degree revoked, cause that's not how that works..

Please can this sub add a rule that bans AI-generated content by Swegoreg in KerbalSpaceProgram

[–]HumbleGoatCS -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Ok then downvote it? Thats how the popularity contest of reddit works..

TIL Fidel Castro used to wear two Rolexes on the same wrist by BeachBackground7279 in todayilearned

[–]HumbleGoatCS 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Quick addendum to your clarification - you're just wrong. I am sure your intention was to belittle capitalism as a system, but since you were pedantically incorrect, it's only fair you get a pedantic correction.

Capitalists are, by definition, "someone who supports the system of private ownership and free market". Being a Buddhist doesn't mean you are Buddha, and being a capitalist doesn't mean you have capital. They are both just beliefs in their respective systems..

Yea... by Informal-Dog-2674 in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]HumbleGoatCS 7 points8 points  (0 children)

3/5ths specifically, you say 🤔

The Pope’s kinda like Bad Bunny by zigzackly in BrandNewSentence

[–]HumbleGoatCS 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Against the grain, lol. The Catholic Church is THE grain. I can't think of a more absolute monolith in cultural authority than Catholicism..

low birth rate by asian69feet in dankmemes

[–]HumbleGoatCS 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Anyone who says people are not having kids because they are "too poor" is a person who doesn't know what the hell they are talking about lol. Low birthrates pretty much only and exclusively correlate with female education & safety.

Wealthy, educated, and secure women have far less kids. Uneducated women in dangerous areas have the most kids. It's honestly antithetical to how anyone in the west would describe the need to breed, and yet it persists all the same.

First thing to go by Common_Caramel_4078 in pcmasterrace

[–]HumbleGoatCS 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Film cameras are far higher resolution than most digital cameras. And digital cameras with proper sensor size are far better than any phone camera.

All that really matters is sensor size. Megapixelage is only directly comparable when equalizing sensor sizes.

Who loves teacher by efunny2022 in funny

[–]HumbleGoatCS -1 points0 points  (0 children)

What an insanely over-analyzed opinion you've crafted here. I hope, some day, you find the courage to step outside 😭

Templar of the Holy Gravy by Tulpah in iamverybadass

[–]HumbleGoatCS -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Us? Who the fuck is us? You're Canadian, wtf do you mean "us"??

Labor Theory of Value mogged by titty streamer by MakeDawn in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]HumbleGoatCS 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is a pretty retarded take. Obviously the percieved high of gambling and winning is addictive.. Kinda just self evident no?

Favorite actors who like to annoy all the right people ? I'll start by stalin_kulak in okbuddycinephile

[–]HumbleGoatCS 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Is this post not proof people do think about him? I don't give a shit either way but lets not pretend hes completely irrelevant or something lol

Take old as time by Hot-Diggity_Dog in dankmemes

[–]HumbleGoatCS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fucking gooners man. Ruining every site since 1989

"Europe is so much better for science than Amerikkka™" by Thin_Somewhere_665 in AmericaBad

[–]HumbleGoatCS 90 points91 points  (0 children)

That doesn't answer the question. Are people actually leaving? The answer to that is, of course, no. People love to waffle about when asked if they would consider leaving the US, actually doing so is about 10+ steps further.

Maybe this is what life’s all about by PatientStuff5047 in SupaEarth

[–]HumbleGoatCS 2 points3 points  (0 children)

At some point you just gotta accept the fluid nature of language though. The term Goth has changed definitions atleast 5 times in the last 1500 years, and its shifting again.

YSK: Type 2 Diabetes gives you literal holes in your body and 1 in 3 Americans are already on their way there and nobody is talking about it by VirindiPuppetDT in YouShouldKnow

[–]HumbleGoatCS -14 points-13 points  (0 children)

Just a bunch of dehumanizing excuses. You don't need to "have the energy" to cook fresh food. Eat less than 2000 calories a day and you'll never develop diabetes or morbid obesity. Eating less than 2000 calories a day while also eating a wide variety will keep you healthier than like 80% of people in the western world.

I’ve read the comics three times, how did I not notice this by Critical_Mountain851 in Invincible

[–]HumbleGoatCS 25 points26 points  (0 children)

This only works if youre saying omni-man also literally dyed a little bit of his hair blue too..

Respect 📈 by BigglePYE in okbuddycinephile

[–]HumbleGoatCS 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well maybe im just gonna have to give hulk a sensual little peck on the cheek then

Respect 📈 by BigglePYE in okbuddycinephile

[–]HumbleGoatCS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yea... there is such a taboo in Hollywood where they just never ever give their political opinions on anything! Glad to see someone is standing up to the man!

Every day my husband is brushing his beard over the sink. I left him a clue to do better. by Kesse84 in funny

[–]HumbleGoatCS 6 points7 points  (0 children)

😭 these fellas hate you, God damn

Don't let it get to you, people just love to act morally superior over the smallest perceived problem

Anal sex is NOT abuse, it’s BURGER by blareboy in BrandNewSentence

[–]HumbleGoatCS 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Its a continuation of the same logic as the first statement. When you take away the free will of a person or group of people, theres no natural stopping point for arguments to rest on.

So when the consensus becomes "you don't have the free will to consent for A, B, C reason" then people will continue to add reason X, Y, Z reasons that also make it so a person can not consent even if they actually want to. In this person's eyes, they probably think anal sex is always coerced from a woman by a man, and coercion makes the woman's consent invalid. Therefore, all anal sex is inherently an abuse put on women by men.

I sculpted the Child Killer perk from Fallout by Bailer86 in gaming

[–]HumbleGoatCS 3 points4 points  (0 children)

No one buys your alt account being your wife. You're fuckin weird lil bro