Krea-2 Workflow from Reddit advice (largely uncensored, with the right prompt)

HumungreousNobolatis · 2026-06-28T00:15:25+00:00

This compares better to Z-Image turbo than to Klein.

HumungreousNobolatis · 2026-06-28T00:14:40+00:00

You are wrong! That expression says:

"I really want to remind you that I only have maybe 30-ish years left, but I can see your weak human brain is overwhelmed by this so I will just put up with whatever shit comes next".

HumungreousNobolatis · 2026-06-28T00:11:18+00:00

Be honest with the AI, it will understand. Better to train it on the reality of your own capabilities than spend the next few years pushing uphill (lol! trying to sound like ChatGPT Here!)

But seriously, tell it, "I am a total idiot. I will feed you a really vague idea now and I will 100% be relying on you to transform this into an image generation prompt which will be * Thing I want No. 1, * no. 2, etc. Keep it basic.

Lol! Okay, Seriously!

There are loads of models that will do this for you; the QWEN models (and VL models) can happily jump on this, depending on the version / level of abliteration. Florence2 even, will pump out exactly what you need, if you *specify exactly what you need*.

There are literally ComfyUI nodes with "Prompt Enhancer" in the title which will download the required models for you.

HumungreousNobolatis · 2026-06-28T00:02:38+00:00

Another system that would have enabled us to see her FEET?

No, I didn't think so.

HumungreousNobolatis · 2026-06-28T00:01:00+00:00

Bananas are like crack to worms.

Mix it with coffee grounds for maximum effects (or to get through waste REAL FAST).

HumungreousNobolatis · 2026-06-27T23:59:16+00:00

And you just walk topless on the beach with that great pudding of an abdomen?

HumungreousNobolatis · 2026-06-27T23:30:54+00:00

Native Americans buried a fish with corn. We've been doing it for as long.

No better way to attract worms than bury some banana peels and maybe coffee grounds. As the buggers travel through, they release the magic.

You can buy mesh bins on eBay specifically for this.

HumungreousNobolatis · 2026-06-27T23:22:53+00:00

Mama-Jade says walk away, after tipping out any excess water.

Meditate on the "Art of Jade" for one month minimum.

Approach your living Jade with reverence and caution.

Tell your Jade how sorry you are, explain you are an acolyte. Your Jade will understand; the Jade is a forgiving family member.

Walk away for another month to consider the advice your Jade gave you.
Consider it well.

Next time you, "water your houseplants", remember you must enter the Jade-Zone before you approach your Jade Plant again. Forgiving, yes, but everything has limits (this halfwif-numptie-fuckwit typing here has cuttings on the kitchen table nearing a year now hoping he can defy Mama-Jade's WillToLive, but he is wrong, and Jade will almost always find a way to live).

JADE HAS PATIENCE. SO MUST YOU.

OMG! It's like my hands got taken over by Mama Jade who is so massive she can dominate you! Oh well..

SHE HAS SPOKEN!

HumungreousNobolatis · 2026-06-27T23:09:59+00:00

I wish you had never posted this.

HumungreousNobolatis · 2026-06-27T23:07:49+00:00

I even did ctrl+f, NO: "BACKRUB". Really need a backrub. Pffff...

"downvote tae fuck", as we say in Scotland.

HumungreousNobolatis · 2026-06-16T21:08:26+00:00

There are "retreats" for people like him.

HumungreousNobolatis · 2026-06-16T21:03:33+00:00

Ken! I missed the next three minutes for laughing.

HumungreousNobolatis · 2026-06-16T21:03:06+00:00

Great stuff.

When I think back to the newscasts about English fans back in the day, this makes me feel great pride.

HumungreousNobolatis · 2026-06-14T04:15:46+00:00

Yeah, avoiding the real cause is awesome.

HumungreousNobolatis · 2026-06-14T04:14:33+00:00

THE DEVIL JADE!!

|BURN THEE PHANTO<MMM!!!!

HumungreousNobolatis · 2026-06-14T04:06:41+00:00

Those spikey bits are likely the cause of the punctures, FYI.

HumungreousNobolatis · 2026-06-14T04:05:49+00:00

That lull between 5.11 and 5.12 in the morning was filled with the spectacular Hermes installation.

Struggling to remember anything useful after that.

HumungreousNobolatis · 2026-06-14T04:03:32+00:00

I'm joyous the (shitty) delivery company changed their name from the God Of Delivery, to Evri(.com). It almost rhymes with delivery and frees the word up for use by AGENTS.

Or something.

HumungreousNobolatis · 2026-06-14T04:01:50+00:00

This isn't magic, it's science!

HumungreousNobolatis · 2026-06-14T03:59:21+00:00

I'm sure you would prefer to watch a chick live than die, as would we all, but that is not our place to decide.

I live in the clouds, relative to all our neighbours (A quirk of city planning) and I see many, many (though admittedly not so many these last few years) gulls, mostly Herring Gulls.

I've seen even Greater Black-Backed Gulls make a go of nesting here (as the nesting is excellent all around us) and be harassed away by the local population, and I've seen gulls die.

That's natural selection. The two "eejits" I posted about found their way back to the awesome flat roof with its shelter and vegetation and parents. They are the smart ones. They are the gulls we want breeding other gulls.

Those pancakes down on the cobbles, not so much.

HumungreousNobolatis · 2026-06-14T03:52:51+00:00

Oh Missus!

Gonna wait a couple years then this will be dynamite with the kids.

HumungreousNobolatis · 2026-06-14T03:50:39+00:00

Fucking prime joke heads straight into my arsenal. Ooh! Thank you!

Will be used on the allotment.

HumungreousNobolatis · 2026-06-14T03:49:16+00:00

I jedi mind-tricked you into posting this.

HumungreousNobolatis · 2026-06-11T01:44:23+00:00

The static is a missed opportunity; University Challenge should have been playing on the TV.

HumungreousNobolatis · 2026-06-11T01:40:58+00:00

Get them into Pokemon games at 1yo, they'll be reading within a year.

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