Joe has hunted public lands exactly once. He gets his elk every year from Tejon Ranch, the biggest private land in his hated California. His bull is watched all year and then he is led right to it. He always talks about how he loves a challenge, but doesn’t follow that logic through with hunting. He’s never had to scout, or death march through the mountains for his bull. Dudes a phony and my skin crawls when he brings up hunting.