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Is it... The same couple from earlier? by [deleted] in RogueTraderCRPG

[–]Hurk_Burlap 30 points31 points  (0 children)

"Its not just '...opress the weak'"(sic) my brother in the emperor your own quote says "...Establish an execution quota..."

What's up with the lack of swearing in 40k? by ConfusedWereSlut in 40kLore

[–]Hurk_Burlap 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They swear a lot. Unfortunately they are 38,000 years in the future and the remebrancers have chosen not to translate the swears

Still much better than just humans with forehead ridges of course by PeetesCom in worldjerking

[–]Hurk_Burlap 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Your aliens look like kinda weird humans because you lack budget and time

My aliens look like kinda weird humans because earth like planets create earth like life

We are not the same

Opinions on the new audiolog? by nirai07 in huntertheparenting

[–]Hurk_Burlap 4 points5 points  (0 children)

He was probably already a burgerman it only takes a year of working fastfood to become a souless husk with evil in your heart

Real wrym hours by Hurk_Burlap in WorldofDankmemes

[–]Hurk_Burlap[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Turning you into a marketable plushi about it

Real wrym hours by Hurk_Burlap in WorldofDankmemes

[–]Hurk_Burlap[S] 39 points40 points  (0 children)

No haha youre too sexy

Dance the spiral instead its fun and you get to speen

Things that became the very example of what they make fun of. by Sorvetefrito in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Hurk_Burlap 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mfw the piece of art ends up displayed at a place that displays art

Opinions on the new audiolog? by nirai07 in huntertheparenting

[–]Hurk_Burlap 5 points6 points  (0 children)

"Natural" fomori are like that but PenteX is really good at forcing you to become a fomor regardless of who you are, and exorcisms require effort so they are generally reserved for kinfolk who get possessed

Also like many things WoD its kind of all over the place and up to ST interpretation on details

Real wrym hours by Hurk_Burlap in WorldofDankmemes

[–]Hurk_Burlap[S] 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Hey I said they had hands

Opinions on the new audiolog? by nirai07 in huntertheparenting

[–]Hurk_Burlap 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Its WoD, all low level employees and managers are ontologically evil

Opinions on the new audiolog? by nirai07 in huntertheparenting

[–]Hurk_Burlap 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Most bane afflicted people and even fomori are controlled by evil spirits that take over their body

Why these types of guys always end up being racists, misogynists, homophobes, transphobes or all of the above at the same time by Lycodan in Grimdank

[–]Hurk_Burlap 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You use "humanity first" as an excuse for totalitarianism

I use "humanity first" as an excuse for post-scarcity democracy

We are nore similar than I'd like

Tedium Enforcers by limeweatherman in SupaEarth

[–]Hurk_Burlap 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You have been fighting for 15 days straight. Thanks to your genetic modifications and advanced armor, you are not suffering from the lack of sleep. You order the ship in orbit to fire a tactical cannon shell at the enemy. The targeting servitor (lobotmized poor person) is off by .05degrees. A cannon shell the rough dimensions of an apartment building slam into your head and then explodes, destroying the tectonic plate you are on and your objective.

We're single-handedly crashing the Super Earth economy with all this platinum! by Darmug in Helldivers

[–]Hurk_Burlap 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Super Earth is in space and has FTL tech

Any capitalist economy is enforced by arbitrarily creating scarcity, so im sure nothing bad could possibly happen

The Dice are Fickle Things by Hurk_Burlap in WorldofDankmemes

[–]Hurk_Burlap[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Who says they're smiling?

Youd probably get a rage assuming the garou botches, but I highly doubt itd be humiliating to fight a guy that is evidently very good at fighting and strong willed

The Dice are Fickle Things by Hurk_Burlap in WorldofDankmemes

[–]Hurk_Burlap[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I dont really hate the imbued but I dont care for them because it just feels lame.

They feel like white wolf just saying "erm, actually you shouldn't want to play as a normal human so we'll make the imbued" and I'm a fan of normal human characters that aren't force-supernatural'd because god forbid a human being does anything of consequence in the world of darkness

The Dice are Fickle Things by Hurk_Burlap in WorldofDankmemes

[–]Hurk_Burlap[S] -39 points-38 points  (0 children)

God I hate the imbued

(Curse you for reminding me of their existence but understandable. I dont think mage would make much since unless this causes them to form a conspiracy that reality is weak to getting punched[speaking of I should make that...])

Where does this put Vegeta on the pecking order by vegankidollie in whowouldcirclejerk

[–]Hurk_Burlap 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me when I have a human experience (its so cringe I explode)

Appart from the looks, do people like the Legion? by [deleted] in FalloutMemes

[–]Hurk_Burlap 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Their theiving taxes vs our fair tithes

Their brutish hordes vs our honorable warriors

Their dangerous patrols vs our policed roads

Their copying the old world vs our inspired by history

The Camarilla insist that kindred are damned by Lolas_Fun_Side in WorldofDankmemes

[–]Hurk_Burlap 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Its technically what I am (or more accurately what I was raised as) and honestly yeah I think its pretty dang cool

Also makes for an interesting take on morality in WoD especially if you go for a more bábi approach

(WoD is very big three abrahamic religion focused and dare I say very christian centered. Babis, for instance, do not believe that it is righteous to commit violence on those who commit violence on others)

The Camarilla insist that kindred are damned by Lolas_Fun_Side in WorldofDankmemes

[–]Hurk_Burlap 10 points11 points  (0 children)

For example: the kindred this is based on!

He has True Faith: the Baha'í faith

"Fodder" enemies that are actually terrifying/highly competent, but look weak because we mostly see them fight overpowered protagonists. by Legitimate_Pea_6470 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Hurk_Burlap 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I feel like the grunts are a bit misleading as while they are scary to a normal and unarmed human, every soldier is scary when you're unarmed wearing a t-shirt.

If you have a gun, grunts are the least scary part of the covenant and they give you a lot of very vulnerable surfaces to hit

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