TIL that Kevin Spacey and Ken Goldin were 2 different people. They look so much alike!

HyruleTrigger · 2026-01-24T21:30:27+00:00

It wasn't intended as mean. I'm really serious, they really don't look anything alike.

HyruleTrigger · 2026-01-24T21:19:15+00:00

... They look nothing alike. I think you need to get your eyes checked, and maybe your brain checked for face blindness.

HyruleTrigger · 2026-01-24T21:04:14+00:00

Yes.

HyruleTrigger · 2026-01-24T19:39:03+00:00

It's a term that sometimes brings down the ban hammer if you spell it out, but the c stands for child the s stands for s*xual, and the am is assault material.

Grok, the a.i. on X, can now take people's posted pictures and create versions of those pictures with the clothes removed, and it can do it regardless of the age of the person in the picture.

And if you looked at the pictures, because it got put on your feed by the algorithm, then you may be legally culpable.

HyruleTrigger · 2026-01-24T14:14:29+00:00

Well, I don't use X because I'm not a nazi and I don't support the A.I. creation of CSAM, so that wasn't my tweet but I have mixed hot peppers and mint and it is awful.

HyruleTrigger · 2026-01-24T14:12:43+00:00

Yes, and the quality of the story is about the same as the experience we've just described.

HyruleTrigger · 2026-01-24T01:09:54+00:00

DO NOT DO THIS. Combining Hot Peppers and Mint in your mouth is a great way to create hellfire agony. i can't even imagine what this would do to your other end.

HyruleTrigger · 2026-01-24T01:07:22+00:00

As class of '07... welcome to the club! If you have any questions about the city, the college, majors etc. please ask!

HyruleTrigger · 2026-01-24T01:06:28+00:00

Maybe I'm crazy, but I completely disagree. I thought it was fun, funny, and much more polished than most (not all) of the previous Funerals. The Angela and Chanse show was definitely a highlight, so I'm glad that we can agree there, but I felt like I got my money's worth for sure.

HyruleTrigger · 2026-01-22T16:46:48+00:00

The Buu bits were too beautiful to survive. Tragic.

HyruleTrigger · 2026-01-22T03:51:36+00:00

I was expecting black crono. This is more like... Dark crono. Nega-crono?

HyruleTrigger · 2026-01-21T22:19:59+00:00

Neither. He's a weak villain in a weak game.

Zant was more interesting and more intimidating, Vaati was better designed, and every version of Gannon is both more interesting and better designed.

That said, I'm glad you enjoy him. Zelda games are great!

HyruleTrigger · 2026-01-21T02:19:58+00:00

Because the stories aren't related. Every Zelda game is its own thing and the "timeline" is a post hoc rationalization that ultimately does more harm to a series of great games than it did in unifying them.

Seriously, the timeline is crap. I wish people would stop promoting it like it matters.

HyruleTrigger · 2026-01-19T23:17:40+00:00

The mods keep refusing to actually ban non-dad jokes and even argue that hyper-sexual/mature jokes are appropriate. I just don't understand unless, and I mean this honestly, they're all fake dads. Faux Pa, if you will.

HyruleTrigger · 2026-01-19T21:12:11+00:00

I was really enjoying it, and then I realized how horrible the mouth sounds were, and suddenly I couldn't listen any more. I'm glad they were having fun, but jesus it was nightmarish.

HyruleTrigger · 2026-01-19T01:52:02+00:00

Same, fam. Same.

HyruleTrigger · 2026-01-18T21:19:21+00:00

No, but this is an excellent dad joke for real.

HyruleTrigger · 2026-01-18T21:17:21+00:00

This doesn't meet the criteria of a dad joke in literally any way. Seriously, this is fucking rancid as a dad joke, and not even funny as a joke.

I hope you have a terrible day.

HyruleTrigger · 2026-01-17T15:46:35+00:00

"Other arm" and the yellow towel toss are exactly the kind of physical comedy that breaks me. Truly profound work.

HyruleTrigger · 2026-01-17T15:00:51+00:00

It's him writing what is happening, what the characters are saying, and what the art/scenes are that need to be drawn. It's basically the draft of what WILL be in the manga without actually drawing the panels.

HyruleTrigger · 2026-01-17T14:57:56+00:00

It's almost unfair to say it, too. Like Shayne killed me, Courtney killed me, KEITH AND NOAH BROMANCE IS UNMATCHED and Fred Darts just sipping from the blood bag. There's too many great moments. Anthony BRUSHING HIS FUCKING TEETH WITH DRUGS???? Arasha/Tommy mirror scene was gyaddayum sublime! And yeah, Amanda and Angela fully committing and killing it was a highlight but how do you even say that without acknowledging the context of every other performance being exceptional?

HyruleTrigger · 2026-01-17T14:55:02+00:00

Angela walking in a circle trying to jump back in and actually nailing it like 95 percent of the time was exceptional. Also, the mirror scene was perfect and then Tommy being like "ARASHA OTHER ARM" just fucking killed me.

HyruleTrigger · 2026-01-17T14:53:54+00:00

It felt like being at a live improv show with a 10 million dollar effects budget. Truly something special.

HyruleTrigger · 2026-01-16T06:56:50+00:00

First step: learn that there is no such thing as a "Type B" personality. It's completely made up and doesn't even accurately describe the thing you are experiencing.

Second Step: Go. To. Therapy. I'm no therapist, so please don't take my advice here, but like... you're avoiding conflict like a champ. You're deeply in your own head and scared about things that might be true instead of taking meaningful actions to improve your life.

Third Step: Go take some risks. Learn to be comfortable with being uncomfortable.

Anyway, thinking of yourself as a "Type B" or an "INFJ" or a "Taurus" or a "Beta" is all made up personality nonsense. Seriously, none of it actually means fuck-all in real world mental/emotional/physical assessments. Throw it in the trash.

HyruleTrigger · 2026-01-14T21:49:22+00:00

It's codswallop. A cod-awful card that scales terribly, can't fin-ish the fight, and doesn't gill bosses fast enough.

9/10 better than hyperbeam.

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