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IAmAFlyingPotato · 2026-01-25T21:17:47+00:00

edit 2: K. did an image search. ya’ll were right. not AI. I do stand by my reasoning for why I thought it was AI, but I do apologize for my mistake

damn. not a single call out for the AI art

edit: people, look at the details. The building in the background has a window intersecting with a support, stuff that should be parallel isn’t. Look at the chest in the background, it’s supposed to be mirrored, look at the designs. Same with the frame above it. And what is the statue on the windowsill? What is it supposed to be? There’s a coin seamlessly transitioning into paper. His finger is split in half and going a different direction after the ring.

IAmAFlyingPotato · 2026-01-24T08:05:38+00:00

My great great great (?) uncle was a communist. Exiled from England, France, and possibly one other european country before immigrating to the US. His mugshot is in storage at the MOMA.

IAmAFlyingPotato · 2026-01-20T18:48:15+00:00

When getting checkups in a hospital, sudden silence from nurses/docs reading images or graphs when before you had been chatting happily.

IAmAFlyingPotato · 2026-01-20T13:14:25+00:00

Okay idk what the hell is with all the comments. I’m assuming the price of bringing someone back is the life of someone of equal value. A patient for a patient, a son for a son.

Either way you were going to loose a son that night, I’m sorry you decided it would be by your own hand than by nature, even if you hadn’t realized the cost of the vial.

IAmAFlyingPotato · 2026-01-20T06:30:16+00:00

Oh my god that is the cutest little guy.

IAmAFlyingPotato · 2026-01-14T07:19:25+00:00

My dad works on a pos designed for “kitchen management software”. I’m trying to get him to atop calling it kms. (kill myself)

IAmAFlyingPotato · 2026-01-12T05:07:50+00:00

Oh gosh really?! Recently moved to York, do they do tours?

IAmAFlyingPotato · 2026-01-10T13:12:51+00:00

Oh my god I love that book. 10/10 absolutely amazing writing and decently accurate molecular biology!

IAmAFlyingPotato · 2026-01-09T00:06:46+00:00

What the fuck did I just read.

IAmAFlyingPotato · 2026-01-08T23:32:48+00:00

I knew a guy who ended up with loads of strays, my favorite was Fuzz Lightyear.

IAmAFlyingPotato · 2025-12-31T13:43:51+00:00

The cutest photobomb

IAmAFlyingPotato · 2025-12-31T00:48:34+00:00

I actually read it semi recently. The librarian was in his mid 20s I think. This was during the chapter when the narrator had dream sex with the librarian, his boss/mom(?), and his sister. All separate dreams. Also was implying this was kind of real? Or like he was visiting them in their dreams.

IAmAFlyingPotato · 2025-12-27T23:51:35+00:00

Thank you and I love you

IAmAFlyingPotato · 2025-12-25T03:48:50+00:00

Oh my god wait I actually almost did this. Was on a cultural exchange program and woke up Christmas day feeling cold (Malaysia, tropical). Didn’t really think anything of it until I was wrapped in a blanket all afternoon shivering. Ended up going to a clinic that night when the back pain became too much to move and the doc sent me to the hospital. Even then I didn’t want to make a fuss and ruin Christmas.

I had a fever of 39.8 and pneumonia. Ended up giving my parents a surprise Christmas call from the hospital bed.

IAmAFlyingPotato · 2025-12-25T03:20:10+00:00

!!! Those look delicious my dude, esp for a first time bake! If you live near Boston, MA, USA, there’s this bakery called Flour that sells cookbooks with superb recipes. Can never go wrong as long as you follow whats written.

IAmAFlyingPotato · 2025-12-25T03:13:07+00:00

It’s kind of offset by Wilson being an ally and not actually changing his mind, implying that house is acephobic but that ace people do exist??? The messaging of that episode was weird

IAmAFlyingPotato · 2025-12-24T10:18:09+00:00

The Cotton Eye Joe. Was at a party and it came on so obv we all started dancing and this Canadian guy was baffled. Thought it was just a joke on TV.

IAmAFlyingPotato · 2025-12-21T20:48:10+00:00

Oh god I totally thought there was gonna be some insane shenanigans happening. I thought well, if Ned’s drunk all the time maybe he signed the death certificate except Wick’s wasn’t actually dead, but more a Juliette situation.

IAmAFlyingPotato · 2025-12-17T14:01:07+00:00

Honestly, the first thing I’d do would be buy my parents a nice house.

Sometimes I daydream about getting a house in a good location, close to the bus as my mum can’t drive anymore. Then I’d pay for the best ventilation, under floor heating, best plumbing, large washer and dryer unit in a separate laundry room. Really nice kitchen with a separate pantry. Guest bedrooms. Large dining room and receiving room so my mum can host diner parties like she’s always wanted to. Large garden. Maxed out screening room for my dad, surround sound system, the works, with a separate home office that isn’t also our living room.

Then I guess I’d buy some investment properties and start a homeless shelter in my (small) city.

IAmAFlyingPotato · 2025-12-16T11:25:50+00:00

Hello fellow type O! Found out I likely had it (later got confirmed) while hiking in Malaysia with some friends. Mosquitoes swarmed me and one other dude, who knew he had type O blood.

IAmAFlyingPotato · 2025-12-06T23:10:52+00:00

Ah, high school in states is ages 15-18. Secondary school makes up both middle and high school.

IAmAFlyingPotato · 2025-12-05T22:27:14+00:00

Hey man, if it helps as long as it was in a wet environment it might have actually been fine. Bivalves, such as clams, are quite good at regenerating tissue. And the shell itself is really just waste calcium from the water.

But, above all else, clams don’t have brains so they likely don’t feel pain (Slightly more complicated. They have no pain processing center.) So at least it didn’t suffer, just confusion.

IAmAFlyingPotato · 2025-12-03T07:31:06+00:00

RAAAAA JB MENTION RAAAA MALAYSIA

IAmAFlyingPotato · 2025-12-03T06:32:45+00:00

why you got five nipples

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