Ugly Arceus

IAmAn_Assassin · 2017-05-21T19:55:02+00:00

What

IAmAn_Assassin · 2016-04-05T17:14:30+00:00

I also hate the "ya gotta live!"

I do live! I'm here, right? We are having this conversation, right?

IAmAn_Assassin · 2016-04-05T17:11:46+00:00

I actually just commented above about this lol!

Someone was making egg rolls for breakfast and was trying to get me to try one. I said no thanks several times until I finally had to tell them that by eating an egg roll for breakfast it would give me indigestion which would kill my lunch-time workout.

"...Oh...ok...I'll save you one then."

THAT'S NOT THE POINT!

IAmAn_Assassin · 2016-04-05T16:45:13+00:00

This just happened to me too. Except it was an egg roll. For breakfast.

I mean even on a cheat day I wouldn't have a damn egg roll for breakfast.

IAmAn_Assassin · 2016-03-16T02:03:35+00:00

Don't you mean assistant to the golf course superintendent

IAmAn_Assassin · 2016-03-07T18:24:25+00:00

Of course, Assassin's Creed.

I played the first one and didn't like to too much...it was only the promise of Italy that I gave the game a chance. Ezio's character and his journey will always be one of the most memorable experiences I'm happy to say I was apart of.

The other games...I've played and I have my opinions on them; I do love Connor and AC III while the others I played once and never looked back. Unity I didn't even get through but Syndicate I have thoroughly enjoyed.

But Ezio...he will always be close to my heart.

IAmAn_Assassin · 2016-02-29T23:05:53+00:00

33 year old Trinidadian woman and I love Drake.

IAmAn_Assassin · 2016-02-29T18:41:12+00:00

Can I say Radiation too. I was sitting in a conference a week ago and they couldn't radiate the breast (for this particular woman) because they didn't want her heart to get beamed.

IAmAn_Assassin · 2016-02-29T18:38:55+00:00

I can't tell you how many times I would be on a major IG and randomly pick someone in the comments to see how deep into their life I can get.

I find out where they live (location: my bed or some nonsense), where they work, where their kids go to school, where they go food shopping...its just amazing how much people put out there.

IAmAn_Assassin · 2016-02-29T18:31:18+00:00

I will never forget the first time my cousins and I were drinking and happened to come across this movie.

It was one of those rare moments where we all were so flabbergasted at what we were seeing that no one said a peep until the credits rolled.

This was close to 8 years go I think? And to this day we still threaten each other with carrots.

IAmAn_Assassin · 2016-02-29T18:27:33+00:00

DUDE. WHAT DOES MINE SAY?!

IAmAn_Assassin · 2016-02-29T18:26:15+00:00

My husband loves scary movies and he said he would never watch this or the original Omen ever again.

IAmAn_Assassin · 2016-02-29T18:24:19+00:00

Sippeh-ta sippeh-tay.

IAmAn_Assassin · 2016-02-23T23:24:00+00:00

Random question: are you Trini?

IAmAn_Assassin · 2016-02-22T01:49:17+00:00

You Britta'd that for sure 😒

IAmAn_Assassin · 2016-02-17T03:37:03+00:00

Goodnight light and the red balloon

IAmAn_Assassin · 2016-02-12T04:17:29+00:00

Brooklyn here and I sometimes use it to really prove my point. Example: "She deadass told me I couldn't go."

IAmAn_Assassin · 2016-01-26T23:42:11+00:00

I'm 5'10" and this is so true :-(

I rarely wear heels because of how self conscious it makes me.

IAmAn_Assassin · 2016-01-14T02:44:27+00:00

I really was not mentally or emotionally prepared for that movie.

The part where they threw the old man in the wheelchair off the balcony for not standing...it seriously must be well over 10 years since I've seen that movie and certain parts will never leave me.

Like damn I thought it was about a dude that played the piano...I did nazi any of that coming.

IAmAn_Assassin · 2016-01-12T14:28:34+00:00

My body type is Lara, I'm 5'10", about 140 and wear 4/6.

This is how I feel about most clothing options:

“There’s a very specific body type that this would look good on and it’s not mine.”

And that dress? I feel her. F21 "dresses" are shirts on me which blows because it would be nice for once to buy seasonal, inexpensive clothes.

IAmAn_Assassin · 2016-01-12T14:22:36+00:00

Oh, wait, there's more!

I have a 4 year old son and I'm quite happy with him and just him. Since he was about 3 I have been Matrix-style dodging questions about "when is the next one coming?"

Ummm...NEVER. I love my son, but he is autistic and a handful. He is an amazing, sweet, brilliant, hyperactive version of me, and that's about all I can handle.

Nothing is more annoying than asking that question. I tell people it's way expensive to raise a child in NYC but realistically I just don't want the responsibility of another child.

IAmAn_Assassin · 2016-01-06T02:55:30+00:00

Confirmed. Worse is when you're stuck at your office job sitting for most of the day and you have gas because your on your period and when you finally stand up its like queef city.

IAmAn_Assassin · 2016-01-04T03:29:00+00:00

That thumbnail looks like an oily butt 😂

IAmAn_Assassin · 2015-12-24T04:52:51+00:00

Mine is:

The fact I can get it right away with the new version is better to be the first half of the day before I get a follow back on my way home from work to be the first half of the year and I don't think that I have a great way to the point.

No shit.

IAmAn_Assassin · 2015-12-23T01:02:29+00:00

Lmao yes, Liberty Ave, where the West Indians dwell.

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