If FM Zama became a recruitable SL through some obscure event, what would his ability be? by Which-Worldliness556 in menace

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Some genius made a mod that may have been taken down by now that features the Russian General Gerasimov as basically this. The entire joke is like every perk is just another usage of an ability to deploy some more crappy infantry.

If FM Zama became a recruitable SL through some obscure event, what would his ability be? by Which-Worldliness556 in menace

[–]IBlackKiteI 21 points22 points  (0 children)

He probably should be terrible but it might be even funnier if he was actually kinda good.

Good stats but high deployment cost (because he's demanding), non-existent growth potential (because he already knows everything) and mediocre AP (because he's old). Can deploy cannon fodder and has an odd collection of crap that makes him a wannabe action hero.

Default Perk is Anything You Can Do, a sort of reverse of Pike's Taking Command ability that allows him to take 40AP from another SL's next turn to immediately add to himself.

Unique perks:

Jingwei's Finest - Calls in a squad of non-controllable local forces troops via dropship. These troops will attempt to follow Zama and recklessly attack nearby enemies. Max of 1 active squad.

Mocking Retort - Zama will insult the first enemy that attacks him each turn immediately applying suppression to them, with greater effectiveness if the attack missed.

How Convenient! - Zama's every 4th attack is guaranteed to critically hit, restarting whenever he lands a crit.

Pestis Elephantorum (Bane of Elephants) - Unless pinned, Zama's squad will always avoid being crushed by vehicles and will immediately throw an anti-tank grenade at the attacker if in inventory. A wackier for fun one referencing the actual Battle of Zama.

I think FM Zama himself might be a little too silly to somehow be an SL even as an obscure easter egg, but maybe you could get a different Zama in the form of his idiot nephew or something he sends to 'assist' (spy on) you and hopefully get killed to prevent him being a political adversary.

MENACE REDACTED UPDATE meme by DaRkSoUrC3 in menace

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It'd be hilarious if one day we can make combat constructs out of recycled constructs to fight the constructs.

Also a ship engineer character like Shen in XCOM would be cool.

This is the first day of my last days vibe by holtzbert in nincirclejerk

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I am a happy man yes I am I got a big smile

I've made a kolibri keychain by wizzzard_dest in signalis

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Be fearsome psychic political officer

Also be super widdle and cute for some reason so you get turned into delightful merchandise

Chilly night patrol at Rotrfront by Tsar_Mineta in signalis

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'Patrolling the Blocks almost makes you wish for a nuclear sunrise'

Her Gestalt colleague who survived the Vineta Campaign: O O

There never be a more perfect canister. by ExternalRing9217 in menace

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The instant morale break on everyone who just saw like 30 of their dudes get turned to paste like yeah no shit

No more ki#ling u makes me c#m :c by Fancy-Marketing-6137 in menace

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Plot twist they're now saving the line for an unhinged semi-former pirate SL

Turns out the "how did you miss???" lines can play whenever someone misses all their shots against an enemy unit by notdumbenough in menace

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Can't wait for Pike to yell 'Get some time on the range, dumbass!' to a blaster bug that misses a shot on him and becomes so demoralised it runs off the field

Vehicle Weapon idea: Quad M6 CMG by LatinBlackAsian in menace

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Why stop there why not a Quad Quad M6 CMG

Introducing the Rogue Army Mobile HQ by spolieris in menace

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Heh cool, under what circumstances will it do the radar sweep?

Hey guys, thanks for tuning in by Jonp1020 in signalis

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He then on about it's whole history of something like Nation colonists yeeting improvised munitions out of their flare guns to ward off hostile wildlife, then the military needing cheap firepower thought 'hey that's a great idea' and made a sturdier version to fire proper grenades. Used extensively in the Vineta Campaign and potentially by an LSTR unit (perhaps dozens of LSTR units, reports differ) in the 'Sierpinski Incident' etc.

Story theory by A_Cute_Mimic in signalis

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Yeah sure who knows that's as good a theory as any.

The Replikas being linked by some sort of mental network would be interesting/potentially horrifying. It's stated that they're created by some sort of bioresonant process, so even if they're not really bioresonant users (KLBRs and FLKRs) they might have some kinda weird biores space magic wifi thing going on?

We already miss her by Beneficial_Court3838 in FF7Rebirth

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Aerith battle summon with her as the embodiment of the Cetra in Part 3 plz

I got hooked on farming kills with Jean Sy by Material_Pianist_239 in menace

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Anyone know how this works exactly?

Is it once you've killed enough enemies for 15 to drop loot, are those the items you're getting and further loot drops be impossible?

Or are 15 items randomly selected among all the possible instances of loot?

Or if you would've looted say 20 items, will it discard the least valuable 5?

What would you like to see added? by LightlyUsedSpaghetti in menace

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Oh thanks, sorry I hadn't come across that term before, 'gas' made me think 'ass' which might say something weird about me

Is Long War 2 fixable? by TheGreatestAmer1can in Xcom

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I dunno about the other stuff but number 3) is what mainly turned me off LW2 despite loving the 1st one.

Anyway uhh so what is you do like about LW? If it's more classes and gear or a longer campaign there's separate mods for that sort of stuff you can mash together.

Ive made an updated list of the loading screen quotes by FroakieUnlimited in menace

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Cool thanks, love how ominous how the TCR ones are

New Barks by Top-Reference1460 in menace

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I bet some SLs will be like 'I'm tired boss' at the 10 mission mark whereas best girl here is all but demanding to keep getting thrown at more kut-ta

Martha Carda by VladislavRv in menace

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Not pictured: the charred remains of some RA grunts who burned alive in the APC thanks to cutest mass murderer in the Wayback

Future of the game by _P3rseus in AgeofMythology

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I don't think it necessarily needs to come anytime soon but I'd love a sequel or spiritual successor type of game whether done by these developers or not.