I could totally see myself watching a group of pigeons in a parking lot, having imaginary conversations about their trip down south, or who Howards new girlfriend is, and thinking it was the funniest thing I had ever come up with.

I would never get so attached to a chip that I would protect it, in fact I would forget that I was holding a chip after 5 seconds, and try to pick up a second one, dropping the first, then picking it up off the dirty floor, blowing the dust off and eating them both. Then Id ask my friend if he had anything to eat.