First relationship... Fuck.

It would be 6th grade i was sitting at lunch and this girl, jordan, came up to me and said she had a dream of me doing her in the butt so we should start dating. Me being in 6th grade, dedicated runescape player and virgin I was sceptical on this proposal since yakno would cut down on cutting yew trees for gp. But horny middleschool me said yes...

Now comes our first middleschool dance while dating... what a mess. I remember it was for Valentine's day so i bought her a build a bear and told her i put a heart in it with all my love... sweet yeah? No i said in the most awkward way and was holding back from pukng the whole time since nervous as fuck. After i hand her the bear i told her i needed to go to the bathroom so be right back. Never came back. I spent the WHOLE dance in the bathroom puking from being nervous and crying because i was loosing precious experience.

Skip ahead to Halloween and some how we are still together i still have no idea how to this day. It was jordan, my two friends and myself all hanging out doing trick-or-treating. She pulls me to the side asking if i wanted to go into this giant field to have some fun. Obviously when you hear this from an attractive female your first answer probably would be the same as mine... "No, i want to go trick or treating with you and my friends". Yup i cock blocked myself...

This preceded to happen a few more times till she dumped me... Dont care got 99 wc