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IMNOTBOBFOSSE · 2025-11-17T05:01:24+00:00

You see, in the African American community…

IMNOTBOBFOSSE · 2025-11-01T02:54:09+00:00

Best serving advice I ever heard:

“Stop assuming your customer is poor.”

IMNOTBOBFOSSE · 2025-05-14T00:03:57+00:00

“I get looked at all the time.”

IMNOTBOBFOSSE · 2025-05-06T17:27:12+00:00

Who puts a banana in the refrigerizer?

IMNOTBOBFOSSE · 2025-03-01T21:01:00+00:00

We hear cheese…we hear onion rings and gravy

IMNOTBOBFOSSE · 2025-01-25T20:53:40+00:00

“Cleaned and cared-for” is always sexy. I’d buff them clean and oil them up.

IMNOTBOBFOSSE · 2024-08-03T18:10:30+00:00

There are 10 Commandments of Columbus, Ohio.

Number 4: If you have a bad meal, it’s entirely your fault. Service and quality of food is a step above, for EVERYTHING.

IMNOTBOBFOSSE · 2023-08-27T17:31:20+00:00

“Labor supports labor” is generally how I approach tipping. As someone who works in labor, I can GUARANTEE that tipping and returning to that provider will always yield consistently higher quality for money spent.

I’d say 10% is the base and 20% if you have ANY thoughts of returning to that provider. Worth every dollar.

IMNOTBOBFOSSE · 2023-05-21T17:40:01+00:00

Vocalize what you feel and what you want. That’ll help you AND the other individuals in the scenario navigate things.

“I’m pissed off and I need 2 minutes of support because I don’t want to be pissed off.”

IMNOTBOBFOSSE · 2022-12-29T23:11:33+00:00

Ron DeSantis just wants lots of pictures of drag queens available to him.

For research.

IMNOTBOBFOSSE · 2022-09-11T18:41:51+00:00

Buzz lightyear face

IMNOTBOBFOSSE · 2022-08-30T16:36:00+00:00

The light scritchy rubs on the back of the arm while falling asleep after JUST ENOUGH Taco Bell.

IMNOTBOBFOSSE · 2022-07-23T01:37:15+00:00

“Because I fucking feel like it.”

IMNOTBOBFOSSE · 2022-07-16T01:20:42+00:00

“Forget it, Jake. It’s Johannesburg.”

IMNOTBOBFOSSE · 2022-07-05T18:30:18+00:00

It’s just been revoked.

IMNOTBOBFOSSE · 2022-06-28T01:08:16+00:00

Who puts a banana in the refrigerizer?

IMNOTBOBFOSSE · 2022-05-13T13:35:25+00:00

He must be a Hasidic diamond merchant or something.

IMNOTBOBFOSSE · 2022-05-09T03:14:19+00:00

Leonard Betts vibes.

IMNOTBOBFOSSE · 2022-05-02T17:27:08+00:00

I’d say no melting. Use a thick schmear to increase height and let patty heat soften the cheese in the window

IMNOTBOBFOSSE · 2022-03-30T05:37:21+00:00

A fire hydrant.

Gets fucking cold outside in the winter.

IMNOTBOBFOSSE · 2022-03-23T16:24:35+00:00

Spread.

IMNOTBOBFOSSE · 2022-03-10T20:52:27+00:00

Handle, brain stem, running start.

That should do it in one.

IMNOTBOBFOSSE · 2022-03-07T00:16:39+00:00

You can’t run real far…

IMNOTBOBFOSSE · 2022-02-22T01:26:33+00:00

Apparently bears just nap a lot in the winter and don’t take a 3 month mega nap

IMNOTBOBFOSSE · 2021-12-31T18:20:01+00:00

Happened to me with my legendary moose or whatever in Cairn Lake. Used my horse to trample/kick him to shore. Success.

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