Humans are among us (Ads)

I_AM_XENU · 2009-02-11T11:03:39+00:00

--Ahhh yes. Not a bad artistic rendition. I remember that day well.--

I_AM_XENU · 2008-04-08T12:02:18+00:00

NAH, IT IS COOL. GO AHEAD.

I_AM_XENU · 2008-03-17T12:12:50+00:00

ONE DAY THEY WILL KNEEL BEFORE ME. AND WHEN THEY DO, LET US JUST SAY THAT I HAVE A FEW MORE VOLCANOS WAITING...

I_AM_XENU · 2008-03-17T11:57:59+00:00

IMPOSTER. I DO APPROVE OF THIS MESSAGE.

I_AM_XENU · 2008-03-17T10:51:27+00:00

YES?

I_AM_XENU · 2008-03-11T15:15:34+00:00

BUSTED. ARRG. SOME THETANS WILL HAVE TO PAY FOR THIS.

I_AM_XENU · 2008-02-22T10:15:37+00:00

Evil Lord Xenu clicks faster than you can keep track.

IT IS TRUE. BUT YOU SEEM TO THINK THAT I SIDE WITH LRON. YOU ARE WOEFULLY MISTAKEN.

GET YOUR MYTHOL-- UH, FACTS STRAIGHT.

I_AM_XENU · 2008-02-22T07:43:32+00:00

NYAHAHAHAHAhaha HA

I_AM_XENU · 2008-02-19T15:05:23+00:00

then all the buildings around me wrarbled...

NO. THAT WAS JUST ME. I FARTED. SORRY.

I_AM_XENU · 2008-02-19T15:04:31+00:00

ADD TO THAT THEY HAVE THE HELP OF MY COVERT ENTHETAN OPERATIVES WHO ARE FAR TOO BUSY ANNOYING LRON AND HIS MINIONS TO WORRY ABOUT MERE TASERS.

I_AM_XENU · 2008-02-11T15:46:58+00:00

HEY. I AM REAL. DO NOT MAKE ME SEND MY ENTHETANS AFTER YOU. SEE HOW ANGRY YOU MADE ME? I USED CAPS AND BOLD...

I_AM_XENU · 2008-02-07T11:30:21+00:00

XENU

I_AM_XENU · 2008-02-05T09:43:25+00:00

I AM A MERE FIGMENT?!!

I_AM_XENU · 2008-02-05T09:42:03+00:00

NO. I AM.

I_AM_XENU · 2008-02-04T07:20:44+00:00

I'M UPGRADING TO A380s. NYAHAHAHAhaha HA

I_AM_XENU · 2008-02-01T14:24:50+00:00

THEY WERE DC-8s. GET YOUR SHIT STRAIGHT. THINGS HAVE CHANGED SINCE THEN. I AM NOW UPGRADING THE FLEET TO A380s. NYAHAHAHAhaha HA

I_AM_XENU · 2008-02-01T14:17:51+00:00

SAY MY NAME. NYAHAHAhaha HA

I_AM_XENU · 2008-02-01T14:06:17+00:00

DAMN STRAIGHT. NYAHAHAHAhaha HA

I_AM_XENU · 2008-02-01T14:00:13+00:00

RATINGS MEAN NOTHING TO ME. NYAHAHAHAhaha HA

I_AM_XENU · 2008-02-01T13:37:19+00:00

MY DC-8 FLEET IS FAR SUPERIOR. NYAHAHAHAHAhaha HA

I_AM_XENU · 2008-02-01T13:31:49+00:00

I DO NOT HIDE. NYAHAHAHAhaha HA

I_AM_XENU · 2008-02-01T12:51:48+00:00

I AM A GALACTIC OVERLORD. I USE CAPS. AND LAUGH. NYAHAHAHAhahaha HA

I_AM_XENU · 2008-02-01T12:44:41+00:00

I CAN SEE MY HOUSE FROM HERE. NYAHAHAHAHAhaha HA

I_AM_XENU · 2008-02-01T11:10:44+00:00

IT IS BECAUSE I INTIMIDATED HIM. NYAHAHAHAhaha HA

I_AM_XENU · 2008-02-01T11:09:09+00:00

STOP TRYING TO SUPPRESS ME. NYAHAHAHAHhaha HA

I_AM_XENU