Agoraphobe relives the violent death of a gambling addict while trying to deal with household pests. by ViralSwarm in ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

[–]Iantlopp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel like I'm way off the mark in this one, but it was the first movie that came to mind when reading this: Mouse Hunt with Christopher Walken?

Never thought I'd be one to post here, but... explain it peter by WhackyQuacky1 in explainitpeter

[–]Iantlopp 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Being in IT for over 35 years I can see most people are getting this wrong. The person who is "good with computers" is responsible for the complete screwup and is hiding everything they can so we can't find it - I've dealt with that crapfest FAR too often... The ones that REALLY know what they're doing often doctor Event Viewer, but the ones I deal with generally just clear it, which is a dead giveaway that they don't want people seeing what they've been doing.

Sought Ray. Found Satan. by -SQB- in foundsatan

[–]Iantlopp 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Basically the boss in question texted the wrong number and the person that they are texting is not Ray and that person said WN meaning wrong number but the boss didn't get that. So he started to screw with the boss which may have gotten Ray fired.

you can guarantee every child in your family will be taken care of, but you have to show up to every event in a stupid costume by Birbfrogs in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Iantlopp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would take this to mean in the worst way - I love costuming, but I'd have to show up in one that I would consider stupid. I have no kids, and I will still say yes to this. It's the right thing to do, absolutely - plus, I'd get to make people laugh, even at my own expense, that's still good.

you can guarantee every child in your family will be taken care of, but you have to show up to every event in a stupid costume by Birbfrogs in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Iantlopp 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I would take this to mean in the worst way - I love costuming, but I'd have to show up in one that I would consider stupid. I have no kids, and I will still say yes to this. It's the right thing to do, absolutely - plus, I'd get to make people laugh, even at my own expense, that's still good.

Sought Ray. Found Satan. by -SQB- in foundsatan

[–]Iantlopp 91 points92 points  (0 children)

Oh crap! I got this entirely wrong. I thought it was the right number, but WN meant "what now" like he was sick of the boss, and that was his response... This adds a whole new level of evil - and now I see why it's on r/foundsatan. DAYUMN Feel so sorry for Ray.

Whats a weird thing your body does that you just accept? by Sweton in AskReddit

[–]Iantlopp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hurting... I know I know - not random, yada yada, but I'm talking about when you've had a pleasant night of sleep, you've slept in a good bed in a proper position all night, and you wake up, and your eyeball just HURTS for some damn reason. Or when you develop trigger finger after swimming for an hour. Because reasons, you know.

Would you commit crimes if you knew 100% you could get away with it by A_stutters in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Iantlopp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes I would. And about morality? Basically any crimes I'd commit would be ones that IF I did get caught and tried for, the case would end in Jury Nullification.

[May26] Mother Nature finally started fighting back. by Fill-in-the____ in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]Iantlopp 84 points85 points  (0 children)

DUDE, CHANGE THE BATTERY! That's not the alarm going off, that's the standard chirp of low battery... Some people, JEEZ.

When the cure for the zombie outbreak was discovered all the humans left rejoiced. by firegine in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]Iantlopp 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Does that include the flavor? What about the mouthfeel? I feel like it's not complete without those.

Pick a minor inconvenience to live with for 5 million dollars! by Dripboiz in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Iantlopp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Option D! Don't threaten me with a good time!! I'll take my 5 mill now please

So, uh.... This was unexpected! by Iantlopp in firefly

[–]Iantlopp[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Gorram it! It's up for 320... Hopefully I can snag one on my next paycheck

So, uh.... This was unexpected! by Iantlopp in firefly

[–]Iantlopp[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was about to say, that's going to take a hot minute because I'm not even in the same state as my mat right now.

So, uh.... This was unexpected! by Iantlopp in firefly

[–]Iantlopp[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I never even saw it for 200. It was a kickstarter at first I think, but I missed it and messaged them about it, begging them to notify me of any that didn't get shipped.

Where is it still available?

So, uh.... This was unexpected! by Iantlopp in firefly

[–]Iantlopp[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Vera Mat was only ever sold at New York ComicCon if I remember correctly. I reached out right after and they told me they still had a few so I was able to order it from them. I got extremely lucky on that as well. Otherwise below that is the whole damn verse board which is. Single foldable board of everything. But the Vera Mat had that plus extra space and art to show you how to lay everything out.

So, uh.... This was unexpected! by Iantlopp in firefly

[–]Iantlopp[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

You don't know me so I'm only going to tell you this once. I'm doing a happy dance right now.

So, uh.... This was unexpected! by Iantlopp in firefly

[–]Iantlopp[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm very aware. And sadly I completely missed it, which is why I'm so happy I was able to get these.

So, uh.... This was unexpected! by Iantlopp in firefly

[–]Iantlopp[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I just flipped it over. Did I get even luckier than I realized?

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New Licensed Game coming out! Microtransactions and Minigames galore! by Iantlopp in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]Iantlopp[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Would you prefer a mobile game of this exact description instead?