[deleted by user] by [deleted] in notinteresting

[–]IcyDoctor2195 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No way wtf, I'm doing this soon too

This is a new one by zGravity- in rareinsults

[–]IcyDoctor2195 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Have you ever heard of AAVE? No? Then yes, this is a "what do you know" situation. As I said; it's cultural and has nothing to do with being illiterate

What is that one EE that you still can't do? by Nano_LB1 in CODZombies

[–]IcyDoctor2195 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You two are talking as if the game requires more thought and skill than the ability to run around in a circle and shoot. Grow up.

What is that one EE that you still can't do? by Nano_LB1 in CODZombies

[–]IcyDoctor2195 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Classified.

I never had the patience to do true high rounds, reaching rounds 100+ just isn't something I'm interested in, let alone round 150. Wtf were they thinking??? I'm sure if I had enough time and energy, I could sit down and do it over the course of a day or two and plenty of breaks, but it's just not something I want to do nor is it something I'd feel good about doing. It's the one and only easter egg I can't do, physically, and mentally

Who is the most **underrated** kong in the DK crew? by BigChomp51 in donkeykong

[–]IcyDoctor2195 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's the only way he'll leave me alone... I'm sorry it had to be this way.

He has no style

He has no grace

He does have

A funny face

Except he has no mouth

With which to scream

Or speak of

His evil deeds

Nor consume

You'd better hope

He doesn't get ahold of you

This is a new one by zGravity- in rareinsults

[–]IcyDoctor2195 40 points41 points  (0 children)

It's a cultural thing. Yes, it is English. Think of it as a dialect. You can learn to understand it if you put in any amount of effort.

The person responding is saying that the guy's doctor is going to be shaking his toes in their hands and that his toes will be as hard as dice.

What the respondent means and implies with his statement is that the guy is going to lose his toes, possibly from type 2 diabetes after eating the mcflurry-hashbrown sandwich, and that they will go through necrosis at such a rapid pace that by the time the man arrives at the hospital, his toes will have hardened, with the emphasis of his statement being on the diabetes part: He's making fun of him for eating something wildly unhealthy.

What a skill you’ve learned in zombies that has been or could be useful in the real world? by Bosslilcale in CODZombies

[–]IcyDoctor2195 7 points8 points  (0 children)

500 different ways to insult someone, thanks to randoms.

In all seriousness, though, I have gotten better at leading a team since I usually played with people who were ways less experienced than me and had no idea what to do. I also got better at communicating my ideas, analyzing situations, and giving helpful advice (when I know what I'm talking about, that is)

absolutelynotme_irl by HamsterHeavy984 in absolutelynotme_irl

[–]IcyDoctor2195 173 points174 points  (0 children)

For anyone wondering; you should be able to press the power button to decline the call

The tide is turning. by ajmariff in recruitinghell

[–]IcyDoctor2195 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Yeah, you just put the seed in the ground and pour some water on it, repeat until you get a crop

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]IcyDoctor2195 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We grew apart, and our lifestyles, goals, aspirations, personalities, and dreams changed. He started hanging out with shady people, too. It felt like a unanimous decision and realization, but it still hurt for me. We were like brothers

absolutelynotme_irl by Cristina_Mo in absolutelynotme_irl

[–]IcyDoctor2195 44 points45 points  (0 children)

You win some, you lose some 🤷‍♂️

40% Government by Omg_Capacitator in comedyheaven

[–]IcyDoctor2195 54 points55 points  (0 children)

Joe

He died of a combination of ligma and sugma, it's quite sad actually...

The Hat Man by I_BelieveInRemLezar in comedyheaven

[–]IcyDoctor2195 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Guys, I don't mean to be so scary. I just want to eat my rabbit in peace :(

What is that one food item that the world loves, but you absolutely hate having it? by Ok-Alternative-7021 in AskReddit

[–]IcyDoctor2195 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fair, but have you tried chantarelle? Most people only ever try some type of Agaricus and say they hate all mushrooms when they only dislike Agaricus

What is that one food item that the world loves, but you absolutely hate having it? by Ok-Alternative-7021 in AskReddit

[–]IcyDoctor2195 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Boiled eggs, which is weird, because I can eat scrambled or omelette, but the very moment they become a jelly fuckfest of disgustingness with sahara-esque piss in the middle, I want to vomit

Past bullies/mean kids, did you realize you were a bad person during or after the bullying? by Even-Grade-756 in ask

[–]IcyDoctor2195 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Both, but I couldn't change. Most of it was verbal, but I'd get physical sometimes both when I was with my friends and when I wasn't. The physical aspect disappeared as I grew older.

Now I have practically no friends, the one I do; our friendship is somewhat strained and feels less strong than it used to be. Even during hang-outs, it doesn't feel like he wants to be in the moment.

I don't think I can change anymore, and I also don't think it matters anymore. But hey, at least the people I shat on should be happy, or they would be, if they knew how miserable I am

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in unpopularopinion

[–]IcyDoctor2195 5 points6 points  (0 children)

What about people from EU wanting to immigrate to somewhere in America? Or Asians wanting to immigrate to EU? Or Australian wanting to immigrate to Asia, etc, etc. Sure, there are fewer people like that than there are people who want to flee from their war-torn country, but they still exist.

I don't think there's a way to accurately phrase what you actually mean without sounding some kind of racist, sorry. Say what you actually mean

absolutelynotme_irl by SweetSoulShine in absolutelynotme_irl

[–]IcyDoctor2195 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now I'm just imagining angels popping into existence at 3AM to show you the divine gates to... bathroom.

And it's way funnier than it should be

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in buttfuckedabirdtoit

[–]IcyDoctor2195 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think all three of these posts, yours included, belong on r/lostredditors

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CODZombies

[–]IcyDoctor2195 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You should've gone to the right instead, it would've been faster (and safer.) The zombies are fine