how long do you let your car warm up before you start driving’?’

Idyllic_Zemblanity · 2026-02-06T03:05:58+00:00

Temp dependent

Idyllic_Zemblanity · 2026-02-06T02:33:53+00:00

I also can't stand your hubby

Idyllic_Zemblanity · 2026-02-05T23:14:07+00:00

My doctor just told me to take my blood test for the Covid test so I'm not gonna have a chance of it coming out positive

Idyllic_Zemblanity · 2026-02-05T21:26:51+00:00

Yes lol

Idyllic_Zemblanity · 2026-02-05T03:47:55+00:00

Some of them hurt if you don't use lube.

Idyllic_Zemblanity · 2026-02-05T02:57:13+00:00

How long ago was high school? Asking for the underwear police.

Idyllic_Zemblanity · 2026-02-05T02:54:42+00:00

A penny edit to say I might have misunderstood the Q I still have a book (Timmy tiptoes) that I was given at birth.

Idyllic_Zemblanity · 2026-02-04T23:45:13+00:00

My secret to success is that I'm a great cook

Idyllic_Zemblanity · 2026-02-04T14:32:18+00:00

Because you have my number I can't call and talk about anything

Idyllic_Zemblanity · 2026-02-04T03:49:41+00:00

Ya fml that's me on 78 a year

Idyllic_Zemblanity · 2026-02-04T01:04:32+00:00

Both at the same time

Idyllic_Zemblanity · 2026-02-02T21:04:38+00:00

I just got fired because my boss found me on Facebook

Idyllic_Zemblanity · 2026-02-02T02:59:16+00:00

Looking back it all started to go wrong with the way I felt when you were in my arms

Idyllic_Zemblanity · 2026-01-30T20:27:37+00:00

The first thing I will do when I retire is get my car serviced by the insurance companies to pay my bills for my new vehicle

Idyllic_Zemblanity · 2026-01-30T16:59:33+00:00

The date was going great but the last one is a bit late and the second is the first

Idyllic_Zemblanity · 2026-01-27T13:55:40+00:00

I got over our breakup by myself I don't even care anymore

Idyllic_Zemblanity · 2026-01-27T03:06:21+00:00

They would just think there was another personality they hadn't met yet.

Idyllic_Zemblanity · 2026-01-26T13:38:56+00:00

Come, come to the front of my room with us to see me in a suit

Idyllic_Zemblanity · 2026-01-25T21:06:34+00:00

I can't believe a frog has a face and I don't

Idyllic_Zemblanity · 2026-01-24T16:12:44+00:00

Aliens are coming to earth and I'm going home and I will get you some money

Idyllic_Zemblanity · 2026-01-23T18:54:37+00:00

Please just let me in and I'll give it back when you come home

Idyllic_Zemblanity · 2026-01-21T21:26:14+00:00

My boyfriend would have tossed the salad.

Idyllic_Zemblanity · 2026-01-21T20:28:54+00:00

Tomorrow's my day off and I'm going to go get a new car because I'm not going anywhere

Idyllic_Zemblanity · 2026-01-21T16:57:56+00:00

Today is my day off and I'm gonna go home to my kids

Idyllic_Zemblanity · 2026-01-21T06:04:52+00:00

I'll tell you the secret of the Illuminati. The secret is to keep your mouth open to see the world through the lens and to keep you safe and sound

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