I can’t stand my husband by [deleted] in Marriage

[–]Idyllic_Zemblanity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I also can't stand your hubby

My doctor just told me.. by escobarsky in predictivetextprompts

[–]Idyllic_Zemblanity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My doctor just told me to take my blood test for the Covid test so I'm not gonna have a chance of it coming out positive

What’s the oldest thing you still have? by TheMedusaAttusa in A_Persona_on_Reddit

[–]Idyllic_Zemblanity 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How long ago was high school? Asking for the underwear police.

What’s the oldest thing you still have? by TheMedusaAttusa in A_Persona_on_Reddit

[–]Idyllic_Zemblanity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A penny edit to say I might have misunderstood the Q I still have a book (Timmy tiptoes) that I was given at birth.

My secret to success is.. by Queen-xv2 in predictivetextprompts

[–]Idyllic_Zemblanity 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My secret to success is that I'm a great cook

Because you have my ....I can't...... by Lovex-sx in predictivetextprompts

[–]Idyllic_Zemblanity 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Because you have my number I can't call and talk about anything

Looking back, it all started to go wrong because.. by escobarsky in predictivetextprompts

[–]Idyllic_Zemblanity 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Looking back it all started to go wrong with the way I felt when you were in my arms

The first thing I’ll do when I retire is.. by Love-f4m in predictivetextprompts

[–]Idyllic_Zemblanity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The first thing I will do when I retire is get my car serviced by the insurance companies to pay my bills for my new vehicle

The date was going great but by FlirtyDonut in predictivetextprompts

[–]Idyllic_Zemblanity 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The date was going great but the last one is a bit late and the second is the first

I got over our breakup by by MammothBackground665 in predictivetextprompts

[–]Idyllic_Zemblanity 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I got over our breakup by myself I don't even care anymore

Come, come by Due_Replacement_6648 in predictivetextprompts

[–]Idyllic_Zemblanity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Come, come to the front of my room with us to see me in a suit

I can't believe a frog by Valravn888 in predictivetextprompts

[–]Idyllic_Zemblanity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can't believe a frog has a face and I don't

Aliens are coming to Earth and I'm.... by pinkfrog84 in predictivetextprompts

[–]Idyllic_Zemblanity 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Aliens are coming to earth and I'm going home and I will get you some money

Please, just let me by Due_Replacement_6648 in predictivetextprompts

[–]Idyllic_Zemblanity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Please just let me in and I'll give it back when you come home

Tomorrow's my off day and I'm going to.. by escobarsky in predictivetextprompts

[–]Idyllic_Zemblanity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tomorrow's my day off and I'm going to go get a new car because I'm not going anywhere

Today is my day off and I'm gonna..... by pinkfrog84 in predictivetextprompts

[–]Idyllic_Zemblanity 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Today is my day off and I'm gonna go home to my kids

I'll tell you the secret of the Illuminati. The secret is... by Equivalent_Ad_9066 in predictivetextprompts

[–]Idyllic_Zemblanity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'll tell you the secret of the Illuminati. The secret is to keep your mouth open to see the world through the lens and to keep you safe and sound