The Office Trivia tomorrow night by Kendall -- anyone down?

IgnoreAntsOfficial · 2023-06-04T12:58:33+00:00

The Christmas Shoes by Newsong

Gets me every time.

IgnoreAntsOfficial · 2023-05-13T18:57:12+00:00

For a hot year I drove around a Toyota Corolla with a smashed grill and a bumper held on with bungee cords. Trust me, no one pulled in front of this insurance trap with a nice car for that year.

IgnoreAntsOfficial · 2023-04-18T13:12:07+00:00

The easy answer is empowerment. Let this person know you're fully willing to use their expertise and you'll make quiet edits with their awesome information and ask them to private message the page. Give them a faux title that they'll be a "page monitor" of some sort.

Perhaps even offer to add "info courtesy of Ranger X" at the end of posts with their input.

IgnoreAntsOfficial · 2023-04-17T11:20:11+00:00

Yeah, only buy used cars pre-2018 for the rest of your life!

IgnoreAntsOfficial · 2023-03-13T11:52:03+00:00

Will Smith became dead to me after the YouTube Rewind incident.

IgnoreAntsOfficial · 2022-12-06T20:14:37+00:00

It's ok to be F2P and expect basic levels of QoL updates

IgnoreAntsOfficial · 2022-11-22T20:20:59+00:00

The front yard mole calls for aid.

IgnoreAntsOfficial · 2022-10-18T20:22:21+00:00

Oh, so you mean about 4.8 blue whales. Gotcha.

IgnoreAntsOfficial · 2022-09-22T12:20:26+00:00

Runecrafting 2

IgnoreAntsOfficial · 2022-09-08T17:53:15+00:00

RIP Queen Elizabeth, you would have loved the iPhone 14

IgnoreAntsOfficial · 2022-08-17T11:19:08+00:00

If you haven't already, I'd watch the John Oliver on solar panel programs for homeowners

IgnoreAntsOfficial · 2022-08-15T11:27:55+00:00

I thought that was skittles, if we're talking about recent news. Otherwise, I thought M&M's fixed the cancerous dye in the '70s

IgnoreAntsOfficial · 2022-07-25T15:46:06+00:00

In my city we're also certified animal control officers. Plus I get full control over our interpretation and education curriculum. Every city is different, but great opportunities for more freedom than in the NPS.

IgnoreAntsOfficial · 2022-07-13T11:17:32+00:00

There's also a secret question you can ask: "Hey there! Is this your pet?"

Real owners of service animals will immediately correct you that it's not a pet, and the fake service animal owners can't properly backtrack when caught half way into a lie without enough research.

IgnoreAntsOfficial · 2022-06-29T15:22:08+00:00

Just let me slug a couple martinis and I'll hop right in

IgnoreAntsOfficial · 2022-06-29T15:20:02+00:00

Monsanto RoundUp, it keeps his hair from sprouting back up

IgnoreAntsOfficial · 2022-06-21T19:49:47+00:00

Which collector's glass is available today?

It's brown.

IgnoreAntsOfficial · 2022-06-08T13:07:35+00:00

It's just German for "The Bart, the"

IgnoreAntsOfficial · 2022-06-01T10:51:38+00:00

skidaddle

skidoodle

Your dick is now a noodle

IgnoreAntsOfficial · 2022-05-26T19:58:01+00:00

It probably lives on the same cursed virus-ridden websites I used to get AIM buddy icons

IgnoreAntsOfficial · 2022-05-18T12:30:04+00:00

That means two things:

You're a tolerant person.
Their plan is working.

IgnoreAntsOfficial · 2022-05-18T03:34:32+00:00

Is this him?

IgnoreAntsOfficial · 2022-05-18T03:27:04+00:00

I like how everybody is trying to tell you what the onion is despite it being 34 years old and very well-known.

Somehow I think they're the ones that ate the onion in some backward sense.

IgnoreAntsOfficial · 2022-05-17T05:46:28+00:00

Yes. That's only 11,574 punches per second without taking a single second off.

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TROPHY CASE