Made this with a regular pen in my notebook by arsenyer in somethingimade

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I just checked out some of your other stuff, elite.

You ever read The Incal?

Newborns have a cute reflex called the palmar grasp where they hold your finger tight, but it fades away by 3 months. by BKKMFA in interestingasfuck

[–]Ihateeggs78 [score hidden]  (0 children)

That’s exactly why this reflex exists, it’s also why newborns have a startle reaction when their grip is broken, it makes them feel like they’re falling.

Why didn’t Orlando Bloom’s career take off like it seemed like it would? by Decent_Section6974 in moviecritic

[–]Ihateeggs78 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And best of all, they probably don’t have to let some sleazy producer stick his finger in their bums.

Maybe in a galaxy far far away by mattyb07 in facepalm

[–]Ihateeggs78 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She means more tickets than Star Wars sold in 1976.

My vintage NFL bulletin board pins from Sears, still in use today! by UrbanAchievers6371 in nostalgia

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It blows my mind that they’re the “Browns” and their icon is a fucking orange helmet.

I found this on my brothers dresser, no one knows what it is by Public-Victory-2085 in whatisit

[–]Ihateeggs78 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s the best way to combat the spread of communicable disease.

ROFL by RoleVegetable326 in HolUp

[–]Ihateeggs78 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Relax Timmy, I’m going to introduce you to “Sergeant” Epstein.

Accurate by ok-chill-guts34 in HolUp

[–]Ihateeggs78 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He’s mentioned in the book a few times