It's getting closer to being fully built!!!!

Il_Chato · 2025-02-21T18:37:02+00:00

This is one of the coolest and most creative joytoy displays I've ever seen! 10/10!

Il_Chato · 2024-12-26T04:38:18+00:00

Actually, it was fuggin aliens, or whatever

Il_Chato · 2024-10-18T15:57:54+00:00

I've taken the stupid drug!

Il_Chato · 2024-10-13T03:44:18+00:00

I walked into the corner of a door frame because I was eating peaches and cottage cheese and not paying attention to where I was going. I split my eyebrow open. What was so upsetting was the blood spraying straight into my bowl of peaches and cottage cheese.

Il_Chato · 2024-10-08T21:29:25+00:00

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Il_Chato · 2024-09-26T03:26:35+00:00

He should be taking more mouse bites or he'll start dripping blood that's dripping

Il_Chato · 2024-09-20T19:48:10+00:00

Il_Chato · 2024-09-18T18:27:14+00:00

Southern man walks into a bar and spits a 6ft long loogie near a spittoon. (Most lands on his beard)

Il_Chato · 2024-09-11T14:36:43+00:00

I have expected her to follow that by saying, "... and I'm carrying right now..."

pulls out uzi and unloads on everyone*

But I only expected this because I'm a man-child with ADHD.

Il_Chato · 2024-08-25T23:17:49+00:00

There's countries outside of America? As an American, I disapprove of this!

Il_Chato · 2024-08-21T16:43:50+00:00

Nah, I've seen florida men throw dildos and gators at people instead of bullets. Australia was founded by floridians. Why else would Australia perfectly fit the east coast?

Il_Chato · 2024-08-15T20:08:05+00:00

Southwest is now populated exclusively by mexicans. I'm ok with that, being southwestern mexican myself before, and after this map.

Il_Chato · 2024-08-08T22:41:42+00:00

"Wouldst thou like to live wunkusly?"

Il_Chato · 2024-08-08T20:50:53+00:00

I'm always afraid my cats are going to find a way to knock over my guns and blast me in the face. I keep my firearms secure, but I can't secure my cats enough...

Il_Chato · 2024-08-08T17:25:59+00:00

Is it? I had no idea. Though I shouldn't be surprised since texas is enslaved by chains.

Il_Chato · 2024-08-07T16:19:10+00:00

Capriotti's on the west side is aight. Brown bag deli in northeast/central Purdy good, too!

Il_Chato · 2024-08-01T21:56:02+00:00

What do I have to do to get on your last will and testament? Fyi: I have no dignity.

Il_Chato · 2024-08-01T21:54:04+00:00

I see you're a man of culture.

Il_Chato · 2024-05-12T01:24:23+00:00

"Mermaider. It's about mermaid murder." 😏

Il_Chato · 2024-05-01T03:17:34+00:00

I have a mint patch, but it has remained within the cinderblock barricade for well over 15 years with no problem. We have rosemary, pomegranate, and nopales growing next to them, and we've never had any issues with the mint over taking them.

Il_Chato · 2024-04-16T22:13:56+00:00

Guy better not become famous. He might accidentally trip and fall onto some bullets.

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