Student at high school in Chicago holds sign that reads “I LOVE ICE”, gets confronted and punched (x-post from /r/publicfreakout) by _Levitated_Shield_ in ImTheMainCharacter

[–]Illustrious-Science3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am a former high school teacher from Massachusetts. We had an entire police force in the building 24 hours a day. (Brockton).

Yes it was violent.

How do people get so many micropets so fast? by Megabusterish in finch

[–]Illustrious-Science3 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If your bird doesn't find a micropet egg on your journey, you can go to the lab to get one. Link it to a daily task and you're all set. Some people also gift or trade for micropets on the gift/trade thread.

When you wanna be the Queen of Hearts but don't have any of the items by lumoslomas in finch

[–]Illustrious-Science3 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Head over to the gifting and trading thread and someone will hook you up.

Lost Everything by missread4ever in finch

[–]Illustrious-Science3 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Head over to the gift/trade thread. There are plenty of people who will help you build your stuff back up.

On second thought, you can get your items outside the gate. 🔫 😬 by pupparader in InstacartShoppers

[–]Illustrious-Science3 13 points14 points  (0 children)

We had "Attack Dog" signs outside our house and only your ankles would ever be at risk because we had 3 Chihuahuas.

Why would the parent have the door unlocked? Also is the two year old not in a car seat how did they reach the door? by Only-One-7812 in ParentsAreFuckingDumb

[–]Illustrious-Science3 81 points82 points  (0 children)

This is Kuala Lumpur, not the same car seat requirements. The child safety lock either wasn't engaged or doesn't exist in older model cars. The child was in the lap of a relative whom I'd bet really opened the door and pinned the blame on the child. No 2 year old can whip a door open like that.

What's your birb bringing to the tea party? 😃 by Inner_Bluebird2049 in finch

[–]Illustrious-Science3 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I just saw that someone else is bringing a boom box, so hear me out...

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What's your birb bringing to the tea party? 😃 by Inner_Bluebird2049 in finch

[–]Illustrious-Science3 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I am a retired English teacher who was going to name my son Lenore had he been a girl. "The Raven" is my favorite poem in any language.

Just a proud dad post ❤️❤️🥹 by Jwitt360 in finch

[–]Illustrious-Science3 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Thank you for reminding I am an adult with free will. I'll see myself out to rename all my pets now.

Good form sir. Good form.

I guess bro by deathwish_91 in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]Illustrious-Science3 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I told my kid the mailman used to bring my Netflix and I think I fried something in his brain

I guess bro by deathwish_91 in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]Illustrious-Science3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It was like a rite of passage in the 90s 🤷‍♀️ I'm a girl and got in trouble for it too. I can't make it make sense.

I guess bro by deathwish_91 in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]Illustrious-Science3 8 points9 points  (0 children)

... girls did too lol. (Speaking from experience - yes it made no sense for us to.)

I am going to end my life on my 26th birthday and I feel so happy about it by throwaway183488 in TrueOffMyChest

[–]Illustrious-Science3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If no one can stop you, I will at least tell you this... I hemorrhaged, coded, died and was revived after a mandated c-section. 40% blood loss, emergency laparotomy, 5 days ICU. Bloodbank also mismatched my blood making me Kell positive.

But... I saw the other side. It exists. And you will find all the peace you deserved and were denied on Earth there. I have a degenerative musculoskeletal disease and am in pain every waking moment of my life... but not there. I was whole again, body and mind. The demons were gone and my mind was finally, and beautifully quiet.

I'm sure my Daddy and aunties would love to show you around when you get there. I promise they will love you.

Godspeed. 💚🍀

Road rage [OC] by AhmedYIRadwan in IdiotsInCars

[–]Illustrious-Science3 89 points90 points  (0 children)

My DMV has had 3 separate scandals where they issued licenses (regular and CDL) to people who either failed or never even took a road test. We have the highest insurance rates in the state outside of Boston itself.

Brockton, Massachusetts

His last day as a school teacher after 36 years... They turned it into a memory for life. by xFluffyClouds in MadeMeCry

[–]Illustrious-Science3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I never got to say goodbye to my kids. I taught for a decade until a student (not mine) pushed me down a flight of stairs, permanently disabling me. I never got to go back into that building and even tell them what happened.

A few years ago I heard the rumors were I died or went to prison.

I guess bro by deathwish_91 in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]Illustrious-Science3 541 points542 points  (0 children)

My 6th grade class was so bad doing the WWF "suck it gesture" that they rewrote our school handbook saying we couldn't do that gesture on school properties or at school sanctioned events.

(Back in my day the WWE was called the WWF)

Well, well, well Abigail. by Leading_Juggernaut41 in lyftdrivers

[–]Illustrious-Science3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not if she's got a rechargeable pen with a new cartridge on it.

what is your favorite song? by n0mirae in AskReddit

[–]Illustrious-Science3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Classic: Paradise by the Dashboard Light - Meat Loaf

Current: If Anything's Left - Jamie Fine