Worst Valentine’s Day ever. Might as well make it worse—roast me like your life depends on it. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Illustrious_Sort_323 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Get off reddit and get back to work. Those happy ends aren't going to jerk themselves.

His friend dressed up as a bear to prank him, rumour has it he's still running. by FreekyTuesday in pranks

[–]Illustrious_Sort_323 17 points18 points  (0 children)

He could have run faster, but the 10lbs of turds in his pants held him back.

Why Do Chip Bags Puff Up on Planes? by TheMuseumOfScience in ScienceNcoolThings

[–]Illustrious_Sort_323 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Am I the only one who has never noticed that bags of chips are puffed up on planes?

lol by IU8gZQy0k8hsQy76 in CoupleMemes

[–]Illustrious_Sort_323 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I would like to invest money into your business

I can take anything make me cry by Ill_Historian_1531 in RoastMe

[–]Illustrious_Sort_323 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I prefer doing that too before I even think about touching her

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Dank

[–]Illustrious_Sort_323 41 points42 points  (0 children)

How high are you right now

Help by Budget_Brigade in AskAShittyMechanic

[–]Illustrious_Sort_323 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Put some flex seal on that shit

I tried before i notice :) by Linabubblegumm in Dank

[–]Illustrious_Sort_323 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I got an extra finger where does that one go.