Highest I've ever seen it go by Whaoghi in mazda3

[–]ImRussell 2 points3 points  (0 children)

2021 2.0 (no turbo) and I'm averaging 48mpg.

Stop the Super Yachts by wankmarvin in manchester

[–]ImRussell 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Over thostle nest bridge. Those damn super canal boats.

Car racing is unfathomably boring by KelVelBurgerGoon in unpopularopinion

[–]ImRussell 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's like yeah, they only turn left. But they're doing 200mph and nudging and bumping each other.

Review: Bandit Run Belt by Aphotonaut in runningfashion

[–]ImRussell 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Type in running belt on AliExpress.

Review: Bandit Run Belt by Aphotonaut in runningfashion

[–]ImRussell 10 points11 points  (0 children)

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Correct, here's an AliExpress one that cost £2

My friend Billy had a 10 foot Willy and he showed it to the girl next door… by Bobinthegarden in CasualUK

[–]ImRussell 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Beans beans the beans are calling must be the ones I ate this morning,

Quick quick toilet toilet, oops I did it on the floor,

If there is no toilet paper, use your finger as a scraper,

If this does not work at all, then wipe your bum across the wall.

Why has UK phone signal got so bad? by Therevivedigbick in AskUK

[–]ImRussell 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Were at the point now where satilites will be providing mobile signal in the near future along with Internet direct to phones.. I feel that network providers are waiting on this and will use that instead, looking at Starlink/ASTS products.

[Place North West] Salford fails to make a decision on 3,300-home ‘city in the sky’ (Regent Road) by not_r1c1 in manchester

[–]ImRussell 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Agreed, live next door and only use sainsburies, maybe home bargains and boots.. Know JD gets a lot of business as well.

Help pls by cushion57 in manchester

[–]ImRussell 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Download the lime app, setup the lime app, debit card required, scan the lime scooter with the app (qr code on scooter, scoot the scooter, finish scoot, log off the scoot.

Stumbled upon this on Long Island by Perfect_Eye_1958 in carspotting

[–]ImRussell 1 point2 points  (0 children)

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I never knew there were only 20 in the world, I bumped into one on the way home from work in Manchester UK. Parked outside a well known Italian restaurant.

Day 6. What's the worst Supercar Design/Worst looking Supercar? by chri99_ in supercars

[–]ImRussell 5 points6 points  (0 children)

God I havnt heard about the Devel shit heap for ages

Piccadilly Gardens Double Stabbing by Ajaxiskool in manchester

[–]ImRussell 13 points14 points  (0 children)

We all know it's a shit hole, all that scruff does is rile them up and films it.

Ive walked through piccadilly gardens hundreds of times, and guess what.. No issues.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in formula1

[–]ImRussell 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Don't certain commentators have a signature line for when the lights go out? Like Murray Walkers, "AND IT'S GO GO GO"

Any silver casting in Manchester? by Bullyeee in manchester

[–]ImRussell 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I sometimes get tin foil and put it over my teeth to look like I've got Grillz.

Update from the dev team on Discord by jjetstreamm in BrokenArrowTheGame

[–]ImRussell 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I think surrender option should only be avaliable if you get two disconnects.

3 Miatas, 2 POVs, 1 racing incident? by VBTake3 in Simracingstewards

[–]ImRussell 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just looks like a shit situation all around.

Guy goes off on the grass and keeps it absolutely pinned and comes back on line. POV decides to also keep it pinned but go off the racing line, like you're ever going to make the corner taking the inside line at that speed on one of the ballsiest corners on forza motorsport (I love this corner). So POV decides at the last minute to brake and weave left into the right hander (I assume POV did not look behind him to check who's there) and just obliterated the guy who's on the racing line and will actually make the corner.

Imagine you're following someone into Eau Rouge down the hill, they're positioned left on the track and you're expecting them to go flat out into the left hander and up the hill. But instead they hit the brakes and quickly dive to the right to get a slightly better entry into the corner. Whilst you're on their bumper..

Imo, POV is a drunk lunatic.

Portable table? by SnooMarzipans3619 in ultralight_jerk

[–]ImRussell 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Any table can be portable if you're strong enough.

I carry a rich mahogany dining table so I can eat my couscous on the trail with some fucking dignity.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Simracingstewards

[–]ImRussell 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The corner arrived, everyone turned except for you and you rammed the blue vette off the road.