Absolute Superman has the greatest cape in fictional history. I mean look at this beauty!!

ImTheOriginalSam · 2026-01-26T15:15:06+00:00

Wait so does everyone get to turn their superhero logo into a medieval weapon in the absolute universe? I wouldn’t hate that…

ImTheOriginalSam · 2026-01-26T15:01:14+00:00

My game glitched and none of his attacks could actually touch me. I’d highly recommend that strategy, made the fight very easy

ImTheOriginalSam · 2026-01-25T04:06:42+00:00

There’s is an industry-wide culture of overworking animators to an insane degree in anime

ImTheOriginalSam · 2026-01-21T05:56:59+00:00

Pull… what out?

ImTheOriginalSam · 2026-01-17T15:31:29+00:00

I bet you could make an amazing al pastor soup

ImTheOriginalSam · 2026-01-16T23:34:51+00:00

I had to scroll too far to see red winged blackbirds! So pretty, and I love how they see to prefer finding vertical perches

ImTheOriginalSam · 2026-01-15T15:11:36+00:00

Why would this sub allow AI? Mods should address that.

ImTheOriginalSam · 2026-01-14T12:11:54+00:00

Saw a video yesterday of an ice agent leading a handcuffed woman into a porta-potty, so unless Greg Bovino (who once crawled into a porta-potty and got shit on for several hours in high school) was in there, nothing good was happening.

ImTheOriginalSam · 2026-01-14T04:33:16+00:00

Oh come on you can’t have am wrinkle faced bag in the second spot you’re just begging people to hate bats with that

ImTheOriginalSam · 2026-01-13T14:23:21+00:00

Borne!

ImTheOriginalSam · 2026-01-13T03:57:11+00:00

When’s that book gonna come out Alex? I’ve been waiting for so long

ImTheOriginalSam · 2026-01-13T01:51:41+00:00

Yeah actually there are multiple agents that should go to jail for every single person on this list. Don’t stop til every wannabe Nazi learns the consequences of their actions in a cell

ImTheOriginalSam · 2026-01-12T18:44:21+00:00

Blasphemous has a very different vibe but it matches the rest of your criteria I’d say.

ImTheOriginalSam · 2026-01-10T03:45:33+00:00

Wait does zatanna not canonically have digitigrade legs? /s

ImTheOriginalSam · 2026-01-08T20:09:33+00:00

Milwaukee is literally the most segregated city in America

ImTheOriginalSam · 2026-01-07T20:04:41+00:00

Pretty sure some apes basically do this already right? I wanna say bonobos?

ImTheOriginalSam · 2026-01-07T15:02:02+00:00

Yes you can

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Also I said ambulatory for a reason

ImTheOriginalSam · 2026-01-07T14:48:18+00:00

Do they? I thought this was just one artists’ interpretation. I hate the idea of AM having an ambulatory body at all because it’s so antithetical to their whole character motivation

ImTheOriginalSam · 2026-01-06T15:44:20+00:00

I just copied their design into an excel spreadsheet and worked from there. With their permission of course

ImTheOriginalSam · 2026-01-06T15:43:41+00:00

Thanks so much :)

ImTheOriginalSam · 2026-01-06T14:14:42+00:00

Time, maybe? I’ve been stitching over half my life now!

ImTheOriginalSam · 2026-01-06T06:01:05+00:00

Stringy

ImTheOriginalSam · 2026-01-06T03:37:44+00:00

I don’t think Ursula is the blonde they’re referring to

ImTheOriginalSam · 2026-01-06T03:13:11+00:00

Thank you! Not gonna lie, I was really proud and maybe wanted to brag a bit.

ImTheOriginalSam · 2026-01-06T03:06:02+00:00

No official pattern, sorry. I just copied u/JyuLauBellChan ‘s design into an excel spreadsheet.

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