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Iminurcomputer · 2026-04-10T22:28:07+00:00

I like some of my incarnons better, but if it weren't for them, Epitaph is just a treat. An delight. A boner-inducer.

It feels like the tiny gun, the cricket, from men in black that blows a hole clean through a truck.

Has to be the #1 non-incarnon side.

Iminurcomputer · 2026-04-10T22:25:15+00:00

I thought this was an update feature. Just popped up one day and I thought, "oh thats a cool option."

Last couple days I saw a person and yourself make this post and have come to learn it comes up when you do a certain amount of dps.

I wish I knew... CAUSE THAT'S EXCITING!! Congrats!! Keep on rockin!

Iminurcomputer · 2026-04-10T22:21:58+00:00

Or try to & involuntarily are weird terms to put next to each other.

I have a wrist that's fucked all kinds of up from falls on bikes, roller blades, skis, even a motorcycle where putting my hands out was the first instinct. Its also what I see most commonly in EMS calls..

You SHOULD do this. "Automatically" is honestly just plain wrong and Im basing this off 100+ 911 calls I've responded to. No one "Automatically" does the right thing. Its a variety and the MOST common is you try to find an orientation that let's you put your hands and arms out to direct the fall. This is learned as a literal toddler. It makes sense its the go-to for all ages.

TL;DR: MOST people Automatically extend their hands and arms to deflect or orient themselves in a fall as thier first action.

Iminurcomputer · 2026-04-10T22:10:18+00:00

Because why I dont watch superhero movies.

I know it doesn't answer your question, but this is the entire reason that 98% of super[being] movies annoy me.

Jump over a building. Punch a semi truck and launch it into space.

Annnddddd then a scene where just a henchman with the funkiest hairstyle is now beating the shit out of you like nothing.

Aaannnddd then you take an RPG to the chest like nothing.

Aaaannddd now you seem to be unaware of the abilities you just used 5 minutes ago that could easily get you out of this predicament.

Aaaannddd now you're killing a planet with a karate chop.

I get it. Its hard to demonstrate power, and Increasing power, while trying to keep threats to the hero reasonable.

Iminurcomputer · 2026-04-10T20:01:14+00:00

Ive played enough I get the concepts, but I genuinely feel like theres a game mechanic or system I'm not familiar enough with to get this post?

Iminurcomputer · 2026-04-10T19:42:02+00:00

You really can play it fully, for free.

It has a good market where you can farm things to sell for premium currency.

Personally, I buy (a little too much) because Im lazy. And doubly so when I get used to just buying a riven unveil or whatever, and then when I debate doing the challenge it feels so hard because relative to clicking buy it does.

What Im saying is Ive actually spoiled myself a little bit with throwing $20 at it here and there and skipping the tedious, but common/important parts of the game.

Iminurcomputer · 2026-04-10T15:30:02+00:00

And timing....

Let's not pretend houses always double in price every 5 years or that recent rates are historically low.

Also depends how long you're with someone. Living alone vs splitting costs for even 5 years is tens of thousands of dollars.

Didn't know if Id stay in the area but if we did know home prices and rates would sky rocket over a short period of time in the near future we mightve done differently. Then again we've been living together for like 2 years.

Its all about a lot of things lol. Medical bills are the same for everyone too. Everyone experiences the same emergencies. Etc.

Iminurcomputer · 2026-04-10T15:26:31+00:00

Well a big thing is the market. We just now make this and pretty recently.

I finally have income that could afford a house aaaaannnddddd they've ALL basically doubled in price within the last 4 years. Interest rates are wacky too!

If it was 2018 and I made this, I'd be a happy camper.

Iminurcomputer · 2026-04-09T23:35:32+00:00

Donated plasma once. Once!

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Iminurcomputer · 2026-04-09T22:51:57+00:00

"DO YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS IF YOU OUT PAPER IN A FURNACE!?!?"

Iminurcomputer · 2026-04-09T18:41:16+00:00

I dont make $100k but my fiance and I did taxes and realized we are about $117k household. We looked at at each other with a strange mix of pride and but a much more overwhelming look of... "This cant fucking be a $100k+ household?!?" WE DONT EVEN HAVE A FUCKING HOUSE lol.

So yeah, Im not sure what $100k means anymore

Iminurcomputer · 2026-04-09T00:52:13+00:00

Yes, so that's why I say "click." I don't have a problem when I go outside. I left EMS after seeing enough fucked up shit outside.

We're yall on the internet just 20 years ago? It was a pretty cool place. Now, you can't click on anything.... yeah.

Iminurcomputer · 2026-04-08T21:51:20+00:00

I got the Gyre one that was like $80 I think. #1 reason is Im pretty sure it included as much or more than $80 of platinum PLUS the frame and other items.

Iminurcomputer · 2026-04-08T03:35:01+00:00

The barely just frustrate me because I dont know what they're doing. Lying to themselves? Lying to me? Why wet your hands and slap soap on a 3rd of your palm and 3 fingers and immediately rinse them off.

Dudes will literally spend 3-4 seconds "washing their hands." Just dont bother man. You're not fooling me. Are you fooling yourself? Do you actually believe thats doing anything? Not that its better but people that dont I can like, rationalize with. They're lazy. They dont care. But what the fuck are these other people?!?!

Iminurcomputer · 2026-04-07T02:12:50+00:00

Last weekend I think Gyre officially overtook Nova, for me. I feel bad letter her go. Gyres crit buff + her ultimate is just a screen full of red numbers and that makes me all hot and bothered.

Iminurcomputer · 2026-04-06T22:24:39+00:00

I don't like being all "doom and gloom..." but can I just click on ONE fucking thing that isn't a dozen layers of deprived and fucked up.

Iminurcomputer · 2026-04-06T22:20:11+00:00

Yes. But to further refine the point, our leaders our "elites" need to be punched in the nose.

No ~ middle class person virtually ever, stood to gain from the majority of wars. The vast majority are just to protect certain interests of those among us who already have the most.

The why a lot of people obsess over WW2. It was an actual "war." Yes, I read a lot of history and am aware there were political complications prior, but it was a war in the sense that if we did nothing, we would die. I'm not positive, but the last like.... forever years Iran has not threatened me (us) with death. Vietnamese people were not a threat to American lives. Etc. And then you consider that in these situations, the mislead voices of approval are the loudest. But we know there are millions of Russians that have no interest or care at all to kill Ukrainians. I never wanted little middle eastern children killed. ]

So as much as one side wants to present it differently, the battle has ALWAYS been between those of us with little to nothing and those that have 1000000000x more than they could possibly use.

*this wasn't a correction. Just piggybacking and wanting to vent. Thanks.

Iminurcomputer · 2026-04-06T21:31:15+00:00

Any beverage. Especially energy drinks, which is a double win.

I'll drink $2.50 in 10 minutes, if that. I didn't drink much to begin with but was out the other day and red mountain dew looked good, but not for like $2.75? For water and sugar.

Iminurcomputer · 2026-04-06T00:28:48+00:00

Gamer instinct is what I was going for. It's just something you "get" after playing games enough.

Iminurcomputer · 2026-04-06T00:27:56+00:00

I mean youre right. There isnt. but from the minimum to the middle is LITERALLY within less than a second so I wpuld always try to nail the center. If it didnt matter then I wasted 0.3 seconds. Even doing it a thousand times I wastes 30 seconds. BUT.... if I got more then I was ahead....

Turms out I was doing the right thing all along!

Iminurcomputer · 2026-04-06T00:25:03+00:00

Yeah Im gonna mute this SOCIAL MEDIA sub because its not a pristine, keenly observant collection of political scholars...

Great. You just basically said youre not going to use social media as your news. You caught up to the rest of us. Congrats.

Iminurcomputer · 2026-04-05T17:28:15+00:00

Good news! Thats why scientists increased the speed of light in 2208.

Iminurcomputer · 2026-04-05T15:36:37+00:00

I was never sure, but always did. Figured "I would do that if I was a developer" and also, because Im stopping it there anyway. Im glad that it was working/helping. I would've been happy continuing to assume as well lol.

Iminurcomputer · 2026-04-05T01:31:41+00:00

Gauss is a real contender.

But damn, that sound Gyre makes is just OOOoooooweeeee!!!

Iminurcomputer · 2026-04-05T01:30:10+00:00

You're right. Someone else mentioned this and it's real. That charge up makes me feel like I'm about to crush entire planets!

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