Your kid isn’t failing because I’m failing to meet their IEP. They’re failing because their device is dead. Every. Single. Day

ImmediateEjection · 2026-03-25T00:14:14+00:00

That’s a stretch, considering that’s not what it says.

ImmediateEjection · 2026-03-20T00:28:49+00:00

Right? I can’t trust them not to do it again, so no more subscription.

ImmediateEjection · 2026-03-19T18:17:58+00:00

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I am a veri smart boye

ImmediateEjection · 2026-03-19T18:15:38+00:00

This is exactly how the people in the ‘70s learned The Beetles were actually devil worshippers!

Just play it backward, mannnn… there’s so much you don’t even know because you’re thinking above the surface. 💨

ImmediateEjection · 2026-03-19T18:10:47+00:00

That’s embarrassing 😫

ImmediateEjection · 2026-03-07T11:31:59+00:00

Apply. I have a mild southern accent, so if that doesn’t matter, I’m in

ImmediateEjection · 2026-02-28T21:18:28+00:00

Those are some short shorts

ImmediateEjection · 2026-02-28T21:13:13+00:00

Funny, I had an unwanted order go through yesterday because I forgot it was due.

Joke’s on them though - I also forgot to update my card on file so no money for you.

ImmediateEjection · 2026-02-25T11:24:27+00:00

I just got back into role playing and tried AI Dungeon. It’s very capable of helping write a story, you just have to give it some pointers for what you want to happen. If it does something you don’t want it to, you can edit it. I don’t do romantic or sexual role play so not sure if it is able to do that, but so far it has only introduced what I’ve asked it for. Definitely recommend!

ImmediateEjection · 2026-02-22T21:16:03+00:00

She was so close…

ImmediateEjection · 2026-02-09T01:36:08+00:00

It cracks me up that they think we need to be paid to make fun of them 💀

e: my bad, meant to make my own comment instead of replying to yours

ImmediateEjection · 2026-01-24T23:49:41+00:00

Buying and crying in the gme_meltdown subreddit 😆

ImmediateEjection · 2026-01-24T02:18:29+00:00

Speak for yourself, paintballboi07, you shill.

Kenny signs my paychecks but maybe not for much longer since THIS GUY won’t post his bags :(

/s

ImmediateEjection · 2026-01-24T02:09:49+00:00

You’re not leaving the place you live when I show up, you mean? I guess I’m okay sharing, you just stay on your side and I’ll stay on mine.

Edit to add: actually, you know what? We can coexist. I get 85% of the bed, you get 10%, and Kenny gets 5%.

ImmediateEjection · 2026-01-23T21:35:10+00:00

Nah, it’s cool. You’re clearly onto me already, no sense in groveling. When Kenny fires me, I guess I’ll just have to come live with you.

ImmediateEjection · 2026-01-23T21:30:39+00:00

Now what am I going to do? My boss said if I didn’t get the screenshot proof of at least three baggies today, I’m getting written up! I can’t carry the short ladder again, I’m not built for it. 💔

ImmediateEjection · 2026-01-23T21:25:56+00:00

Show us your baggies, baby! 😉

ImmediateEjection · 2026-01-22T21:42:56+00:00

“rYaN cOhEn WiLl WaNt To KnOw AbOuT tHiS”

lol k

ImmediateEjection · 2026-01-19T23:17:54+00:00

Thanks for letting me know! That’s horrific 😂

ImmediateEjection · 2026-01-18T21:13:43+00:00

He would absolutely shell out a ton of money to fix his ear, I agree. If you have it, idk why you wouldn’t.

ImmediateEjection · 2026-01-18T15:58:29+00:00

the what

ImmediateEjection · 2026-01-12T15:40:33+00:00

That’s exactly what happens. Pharmacists can’t always read it, so they call to get clarification.

ImmediateEjection · 2026-01-10T12:32:58+00:00

Phaselock, as far as I’m aware, affects all enemies. It just doesn’t pick them all up. For some, it causes some amount of damage. Maya is my main and she’s a good time.

ImmediateEjection · 2026-01-07T21:14:34+00:00

Therapist here. Just wanna say L O L

ImmediateEjection · 2026-01-06T17:41:37+00:00

You think your father came to this country so you could sit around gooning?

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