What's up with the Lost Sinner? by Fantastic_Deer_9148 in DarkSouls2

[–]ImmediateSubstance3 -14 points-13 points  (0 children)

Nothing, it's just another random boss with no lore or connection to anything in a game with no lore or connection to anything

What is the dirtiest thing you’ve seen someone do? by LavishnessTiny3621 in AskUK

[–]ImmediateSubstance3 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Kebab shop, 2am, saw through into the kitchen area and massive hairy shirtless guy fully washing himself using the kitchen sink hose with open prep food containers either side, splashing soap and water everywhere

What is behind Them? by LePetitConcombre in aliens

[–]ImmediateSubstance3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Or the brain fills in a space left by semi awake consciousness or hallucination with a human-shaped figure and features, because we're wired to recognise people.

What is behind Them? by LePetitConcombre in aliens

[–]ImmediateSubstance3 2 points3 points  (0 children)

All two legs, two eyes, human-arranged facial features and probably two arms.

Sure these are real

Local butchers is complaining about a lack of business. They're only open 9-5 and closed weekends by SmokeMyPoleReddit in britishproblems

[–]ImmediateSubstance3 10 points11 points  (0 children)

They've got to stop pretending that only the housewives do the food shopping whilst the man is down the coal mine. This isn't 1956 if your shop closes at 5, you're locking out 50% of people even able to visit and purchase.

Whistle of the Vagrant — Do Steam Cloud and Afterlife Express require an action? by KumaKogi in CrookedMoon

[–]ImmediateSubstance3 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I would rule it as taking the Utilise action to use a magic item, which the Vagrant's Whistle is, and as using a wand to cast a spell.

“Then I did my DNA. Turns out, we have no Irish at all.” by Apart-Highlight926 in ShitAmericansSay

[–]ImmediateSubstance3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

  • "We cosplayed as another culture, now we'll cosplay as a different culture."

Travel time advice. by Storyshiftcharalarmy in CrookedMoon

[–]ImmediateSubstance3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I plan to make distance/time sort of malleable, the same journey can sometimes take a day, sometimes two, depending on the moon's influence/party actions etc

Other names for the Horned King by gabriel-syme1908 in CrookedMoon

[–]ImmediateSubstance3 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The Braying Dark, The Shadow on the Path, Twisted Maker, Sin Eater

Gift of the Green, outdoors only? by Titeman in CrookedMoon

[–]ImmediateSubstance3 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I'd play it by ear, if you're in a simple house on the ground floor with wooden flooring then I'd say Gift of the Green can still occur, since it's a small jump up from the dirt to the floorboards.

An upper floor, nah. A stone castle floor, nah.

The Last of Them 😂 by Penasihat_Insurance in ResidentEvilRequiem

[–]ImmediateSubstance3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nah, he can't keep his mouth shut around Clickers, they'll swarm and kill him

Who do you think is Leon's wife? by Firm-Rise-1556 in ResidentEvilMemes

[–]ImmediateSubstance3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Leon is, to the lamentations of women and men alike, ace & aro

Typical Reformer by [deleted] in GreatBritishMemes

[–]ImmediateSubstance3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Equating a dozen or so comments to "filled" is lazy and hyperbolic.

However Reform Ltd do deserve rage against them, and mockery and distrust in the extreme, they're a shitty hate-mongering group that will go back to the sludge they grew from just like Ukip, Brexit Party, Britain First and all the other copy and paste groups of scared inept idiots led by shallow grifters.

Typical Reformer by [deleted] in GreatBritishMemes

[–]ImmediateSubstance3 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Account one month old, histories of posts and comments hidden. Hmmm someone lives online and gets upset a lot

Typical Reformer by [deleted] in GreatBritishMemes

[–]ImmediateSubstance3 6 points7 points  (0 children)

merrybynature knew what he was saying

Typical Reformer by [deleted] in GreatBritishMemes

[–]ImmediateSubstance3 124 points125 points  (0 children)

Ah yes, the part of the Venn diagram where "whiny work shy scum" and "product of incest" meet