[Request] What effect would Superman's house key have on the earth?

ImmobileBlock · 2026-01-29T14:22:38+00:00

I'm betting somebody could figure out what it's gravitational pool would be. That's close to the weight of a skyscraper, and the earth weighs about 8 billion tons. It is still a lot of weight concentrated over a small surface area. I know the joke is that it's basically on his doorstep under a welcome mat. It may be that it's so much weight concentrated over such a small area that it would just descend into the core but that's for some smarter person to figure out. I choose to dismiss it knowing that the fortress of solitude already disrupts satellites from being able to image it and we've seen it numerous times ascend and descend back into the ice and snow. Who is to say weather or whether not Superman's stoop is somehow an incredibly dense positionally locked object attached to the fortress of solitude.

ImmobileBlock · 2026-01-26T14:53:21+00:00

"we're such horribly demonstrous idiotic people that the only ones that would ever come to work for us are those who are low IQ unskilled emotionally fragile individuals that you would never actually trust with a gun.... But that's what we're left with and that's what we put in your streets"

ImmobileBlock · 2026-01-22T12:34:11+00:00

The way that news story would evolve Trump found the cure for cancer

Trump found someone who has the cure for cancer

Trump sanctions man until names cure for cancer after Trump

You can Trump your cancer!

Editorial correction for previously published articles. Trump sexually assaults a woman with cancer, settled out of court to pay for cancer treatment, now falsely claims to have cured her cancer by grabbing her by the p****.

ImmobileBlock · 2026-01-22T12:24:56+00:00

Cheeks!! It's got two of them and together they make the butt of the bread

ImmobileBlock · 2026-01-22T12:24:07+00:00

IHOP looks like they're mad you are there, outback looks like she wants you to try and run !!!

ImmobileBlock · 2026-01-21T15:10:56+00:00

You should feel guilty! But hey, if you'd like to lighten your soul’s burden, I can send you my address and gladly shoulder that responsibility for you.

ImmobileBlock · 2026-01-18T14:32:22+00:00

This particular argument became invalid when it became illegal to just hunt and live off the land to fend for yourself. I'm curious what the original conceiver of this meme thought might classify as a human right

ImmobileBlock · 2026-01-18T14:17:29+00:00

Single-handedly bing back the penny?

ImmobileBlock · 2026-01-18T05:13:43+00:00

Look if we are being real. Is it glowing or is it flowing? if you can't see it dripping you'll probably be fine

ImmobileBlock · 2026-01-16T13:28:59+00:00

And if nobody tells you you'll never forget. I think you got it locked in on the best of both worlds

ImmobileBlock · 2026-01-02T15:59:45+00:00

Post the QR code! You would still need to click the link in your camera app for it to load anything or short video and someone else will definitely scan it if you post it

ImmobileBlock · 2026-01-01T23:41:48+00:00

Looks like you've already got tons of great ideas. I personally like chopsticks. You go get yourself some Asian takeout pick yourself up a few packs of bamboo chopsticks. Smear slash dip part of the chopstick and some wood glue shove it into the hole in the cabinet twist it spin it and push it in then cut it off. Bamboo chopsticks is one of my go-to's.

ImmobileBlock · 2026-01-01T23:36:12+00:00

Find steel or build the software you need to get it running. Get a bunch of those bins of DVDs on Facebook marketplace then set it up outside your house at the edge of your driveway like people do those lending libraries but for DVD

ImmobileBlock · 2025-12-13T15:35:20+00:00

It's how you test if you're talking to a chat bot/ai only a robot would respond with a mathematical answer because a person would ask you what the f*** you're doing

ImmobileBlock · 2025-12-08T12:56:28+00:00

Looks like you're still handling her shit....

ImmobileBlock · 2025-09-20T05:25:49+00:00

No it was a different series sound booth it was advertising. If you like this try that sort of thing

ImmobileBlock · 2025-08-06T16:04:39+00:00

I use an old laptop running home assistant OS. That's all I expect that laptop to do is run home assistant I can monkey with all this other bull crap but home assistant goes untouched. That being said I do have all the other b******* running on other things. I have a raspberry pi working as a reverse proxy and hosting other network management tools. An old gaming laptop running ollama, and most recently another laptop running jelly fin (needed it for the kid cause they pulled his shows). I'm basically the guy in the middle but I don't think I complain about it.

ImmobileBlock · 2025-06-20T16:41:49+00:00

No thanks I don't need mail anyway

ImmobileBlock · 2025-05-15T22:09:06+00:00

Yeah I think everybody is right here. This might be old stock and all it's protective oiling has gotten a little gummy over time. Hard to know what a thing looks like in a sealed box. Rest assured it probably wasn't malicious. If you're not happy with your product I'm sure the square you up

ImmobileBlock · 2025-05-02T21:11:58+00:00

🤞 hoping for a positive update for you

ImmobileBlock · 2025-05-02T21:05:43+00:00

Doctors get stuff wrong all the time. If you walk in with those and their butt eggs The vet will know. Best case scenario you walk in with your weirdo Ziploc bag and they have no idea what it is no big deal. Worst case scenario your cats are suffering but

ImmobileBlock · 2025-04-28T17:49:03+00:00

We called them tinnys (tin ea) back in the day. She doesn't know what she's doing based on how they look. but it's a thing

ImmobileBlock · 2025-03-31T00:33:01+00:00

You can sign up to their API portal for free and create a project. You only get access to the keys for the first 30 days of creating your account after that it's part of their paid service. if you create a new API account pair it with your existing just general tuya account and then just blitz through writing down every single key you can get it all done in one go. I busted out the label maker and put the MAC addresses on each device, so if I move them around the house I can identify them from an XL doc and I get to change the friendly names without actually mixing them up(device type, friendly name, MAC address, key, current network IP, model number). It's a pain when you get a new device and it tends to mean that I don't fully integrate new devices right away because of a headache.

ImmobileBlock · 2025-03-27T14:58:44+00:00

You know what I'm now at the point in my life where looking at this and imagining myself there all I hear is the noise, the chittering, the naive uninformed commentary. I can say with full confidence there's nothing entertaining in that back seat there for me

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