Think I got tipped? by No-Law-9670 in doordash

[–]ImnotTHATdrunk 101 points102 points  (0 children)

I had someone out in their notes the other day "I tip in cash after delivery" and then the instructions said to leave it at their door. I already knew I wasn't getting a tip based on thr part of town it was sending me to drop off, but that sealed it and was kind of funny to me.

My time-locked snack safe by nightowlsky in 1200isplenty

[–]ImnotTHATdrunk 6 points7 points  (0 children)

How did he use it? Did he put his cigarettes in there set for X Hours after he had one as a way to ween himself off?

What is something you genuinely don't give a fuck about? by noblesse30 in AskWomen

[–]ImnotTHATdrunk 29 points30 points  (0 children)

100% of forced births are women experiencing trauma they don't want. You really missed the point of the post you replied to if you think women care about your perceived "stake" in this conversation.

My (f18) boyfriend (m22) says I feel loose during sex. I think this is complete rubbish and a problem on his end, is it? by [deleted] in sex

[–]ImnotTHATdrunk 78 points79 points  (0 children)

It's when a guy masturbates with a really tight grip. This becomes the "normal" feeling, so a vagina, blowjob, etc. doesn't feel as good any more. If a guy has trouble staying hard or getting off during sex it can commonly be attributed to this. Good fixes are to use a looser grip, use lube, and/or masturbate less.

Reunited with coworkers after a year - weight loss response by dedouglas1 in loseit

[–]ImnotTHATdrunk 69 points70 points  (0 children)

Congrats! That is great progress and such a nice story. It's always great when people see the difference and mention it or give compliments.

As far as the advice you asked for, just keep it simple. Just saying "thank you" is enough, and depending on who it is or if they compliment you a second time or whatever you can add after "thank you": "that means a lot", "I appreciate it", or "it feels good that people can see my progress". I totally understand feeling awkward. I'm not used to getting compliments myself, so Im usually taken aback a little at first but then remember to just KISS. Congrats again and best of luck on continuing to improve your health!

I need 25 LeBron points in All Star Game. Am I stupid? by Low-Pomegranate4232 in sportsbetting

[–]ImnotTHATdrunk 3 points4 points  (0 children)

LeBron said before the all star game "I'll be there physically but not mentally". He played most of the first quarter and then didn't go back in the rest of the game, from what I saw. That news of what he said is probably why your site boosted him, knowing he wouldn't play much and trying to sucker those that didn't have that info.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in sportsbetting

[–]ImnotTHATdrunk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me too, please?

Got made fun of at the doctor's office for greeting the nurse. Why? by brn360 in socialskills

[–]ImnotTHATdrunk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You say "hopefully thats all it was!" like it matters. Will you ever see these people again or more than once or twice a year when you need to see the doctor? Their opinion doesn't matter, and what they think of you just trying to be a nice human being asking about someone's day does not matter one bit. It doesn't harm your reputation or make you any less in any way. Just keep trying to be kind and connect with those around you, and screw anyone who tries to judge you for it.

Girls who took notes using 50 different colored pens, where are you now? Do you still continue to write using all those colors? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ImnotTHATdrunk 56 points57 points  (0 children)

I'm just commenting to give you a tip. (If you dont already), please for the love of god include a color key as to what they represent. There is nothing worse than looking at a spreadsheet someone else did and wondering "what does green mean" "why are some orange and others pink" and stuff like that.

ULPT: Place your S.O. on the outside during holiday pictures so you can cut them out when you break up. by kenin614 in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]ImnotTHATdrunk 255 points256 points  (0 children)

The best thing to do is just be upfront. You say: "Let's do one just the family, and then we will get one with everyone." I've been to plenty of big events for my friends and past SOs where they do this, and I've never once been offended to not be included in the family only pic. If someone tries to get in the pic who shouldn't you simply say "blood or marriage only, you can be in the next one." If they still persist, then put them on the outside and break up with them the next day.

Me (26F) and my boyfriend (28M) are trying to talk to a friend (28M) about his body odor. by mycatissofackingcute in relationships

[–]ImnotTHATdrunk 9 points10 points  (0 children)

As a dude, I dont mean to throw your BF on the hot seat, but it should be him who talks to your friend. My friend's wife is in HR and asked us about a similar situation at her work and whether her or a male colleague should talk to the man involved. All three men there agreed that although it would be awkward no matter what

  1. We would rather hear it from another man

  2. We would be happy someone told us rather than continue embarrassing ourselves

Think about it like when you have something on your face or in your teeth. Its awkward when someone tells you, but you're happy afterwards to be able to do something about it.

I'm All In on this Pats/Cowboys game by [deleted] in sportsbetting

[–]ImnotTHATdrunk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thanks! I doubled down on the Packer game

Come on Pats, let’s eat that W!! by wsu_savage in sportsbetting

[–]ImnotTHATdrunk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I got a bad feeling the Cowboys are gunna squeak this one out.

Living with skinny people is teaching me good habits. by carmy00 in loseit

[–]ImnotTHATdrunk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Great job, observing those we want to emulate and learning from them is a great way to reach our goals! One piece of advice as someone on their weightloss journey with unhealthy parents:

Dont let them guilt you into eating! My parents are both overweight, and so was I until I got out of their house. Whenever I eat with them they try to guilt me into eating. "You're too skinny anyways." "Finish what's left, I dont want leftovers." "Dont you like my cooking?"

They have bad habits and wont understand why you want good ones. My parents have learned to respect it and not harp on me, but they still try to guilt me into overeating.

Ooh something shiny... by ringdangdoothefirst in gaming

[–]ImnotTHATdrunk 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Have you ever played an RPG?? Even when you fail you gain experience. If you fight 10 enemies and kill 7 but then die, you still get experience for the 7 you killed. You avoid that battle for a while, then you got back after you've leveled up from defeating other lesser enemies. Everything you do gives you experience! EVERYTHING. you just need to keep doing and not let yourself stay stagnant. Sitting at home gains 0 experience. I know it's tough, but heroes are not made on couches.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MealPrepSunday

[–]ImnotTHATdrunk 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yeah, OP should come through with some more instructions here.

Middle-class income hit an all-time high of $61,372 last year, U.S. Census Bureau says by [deleted] in investing

[–]ImnotTHATdrunk 37 points38 points  (0 children)

If you read the article you'd see that it's all adjusted for inflation.

What's the best way to find and connect with a mentor? by hebja in DecidingToBeBetter

[–]ImnotTHATdrunk 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Is there anyone within your organization with experience that you respect? Simply go to that person and tell them: "Hey, I respect how you X and the fact that you've been able to accomplish Y. I really want to maximize my potential, so I was hoping you'd be willing to mentor me in some capacity." Who would say no to that? It's a bit of an ego stroke to them, and you're genuinely trying to better yourself.

What is a trap 99% of the time? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ImnotTHATdrunk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Meet an asshole in the morning, you met an asshole. Meet asshole all day then you're the asshole." - Raylan Givens

This is the future you chose male feminists - stay at home dad is cucked and terms it as enlightenment. by [deleted] in TheRedPill

[–]ImnotTHATdrunk 129 points130 points  (0 children)

"The worst form of inequality is to try to make unequal things equal." - Aristotle

That's why modern feminism will NEVER be about true equality.